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If you know my countrymen from down Nova Scotia way,you will know they have an accent and way of speaking entirely their own.I love them dearly,and dedicate this wee poem to them." Day may be de only ones dat understands it" Hee Hee !
I was going to use a brick to get it down
Confused
Well! nuff said anti haiku
what the f*ck goes on there at the weekends ? drinking beer and line dancing ? so who's taken the ufo horse to france ?
Tonyyyyy !!!! what's up honey??? turn off that bloody radio and let me sleep
well a turkeys lot is not a happy one as thanksgiving and christmas appear all my plans going up in smoke as i will by the end of the year its just not fair not ruddy bit to be born as a turkey gobble its just not fair for i ve got dre
I've been spending a lot of my time on the internet watching various prank videos. The fake eggs is my favorite.
http://www.clker.com/cliparts/b/2/a/a/11954337581357827998skeleton_friend_afief_02.svg.med.png Maxillae the Skeleton was looking for a date Being rather fussy she had to be the perfect Vertebra Flat Rib Cage and absolutely no meat No rounded
just thinking about my life friends and i hope you feel the same.
A dwarf has his reasons never discuss the finer points of pole vaulting
OK,,,IM GONNA WRITE A POEM THAT DOES NOT RHYME,, I THINK ITS ABOUT TIME, OOPS , DID I MAKE A MISTAKE,,,NOT SOMETHING I USUALLY MAKE,,SEEMS I CANT WRITE NORMALLY,, OK,, LETS DO THIS FORMALLY,,GONNA BE NICE,,, I WANT CURRY CHICKEN AND FRIED RICE,,TW
I've got Lower Back Pain and its so hurt.
Reading about pirates, oh arrr
Poetic tomes, grammatical strife in a high piled, white tiled, scrabble life consonants collide vowels vault the sentence structure isn't neat a faulty concept incomplete I'll have to have another try this poetry nonsense is do or die :)
Rotting Pud, It’s like mud, Stuck with the crumbling pain, Stuck in your head the word refrain, Yet I eat, Yet I see, How it has my belly stuck in mud?
If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving ain't the sport for you.
THOUGHT MY MAILMAN WAS THE CONFUSED ONE.....
I wanted to do this Jamaican style hence the broken language. I honestly did not think what these kids were being shown was a good representation of farm animals
It's getting warmer so it may come off, maybe.
I was visitng with Aristotle...in my mind...you know his famous quote "The more you know, the more you know you don't know.” And I just wanted to be silly with that thought and pen a little craziness! If you think about it...it is true though!
My mind keeps playing the role of a doctor Another therapy session every day or two There was a girl that's why my chart has lots of pages doctor My mind keeps trying to fix my heart from missing you The doctor says this is all very confidentia
Just having fun with rhymes....
The marvel of the Ancient Greeks.... The term pi, was not used by Pythagoras, at the time...(hence the inverted commas)....But it amounts to the SAME thing!....(The ratio of a circle's circumference/diameter), and he DID wonder rather a lot about that!
I know that you are here I sense your presence near hidden from my sight i’ll not give up my plight I don’t know where you hide but time is on my side I’ll search the whole place through Eventually I’ll find you The world turned upside do
*this is not mine, just find out somewhere on net*
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Parts_of_a_Bell.jpg sometimes love rings, sometimes it clangs
I like a woman and a man, am I a gay? Can it just be for love and the other is for friendship? You commended me, I appreciated. Asking for more..I cant. Angry? never drag me. Just stop! enough I am not who you think I am. Its not because...You
Just a bit of Southern humor.
I find my higher learning After lessons learned from my wrong turning I played with fire Maybe that's why I'm still burning I sparked the flame now it's lit I won't feel a thing after this hit When its more than I can take I get faded To keep
Laughing, laughing Merrily, Rushing and bubbling laughter, Cascading out her mouth See how she throws back the head, Arched neck As if to make sure the joke has gone down... Coming forward now and then, A smile that lights up the room And is
Just having some fun with the word/term 'holdup'...;-D
There once was a cat named Mike, liked to walk with his tail high in the air. When the girl cats would pass by, they would say, “ Oh my, oh my.... what a nice set of balls you have there, Mike "
A story within a poem, that is how dancing performs
A trick an illusion, atomic fusion, death rebirth, worry and strife, mystical fanasy not real, not life, energy in motion, lifegiving potion, I'll take the red pill you take the blue, follow the rabbit, see how the cuckooo flew, Change directio
please don't shoot me - i didn't really kill it - just fed it
Go on! Tell me you never raid Juniors Goodie bag ! Yeah Right !! He sees folks droppin' whole candy bars in there. But come mornin' when you let him check out his treasures THEY'RE ALL GONE !!!
I was raised on a farm an use to sing to the cows to make them calm while milking them.
some random thoughts from the bottom of my red wine glass
My friend just came across my mind and the ride he was taken for
* misquote of James Joyce actually from Oscar Wilde's "An Ideal Husband" - "A woman's life revolves in curves of emotions. It is upon lines of intellect that a man's life progresses."
It was simpler to write than the good stuff :-)
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