Men Will Be Men
"MEN WILL BE MEN" While sitting Jobless in a train, I explore some memories hidden deep inside my brain. I am going to bombay, Its a window seat on which i Lay. I just got reminded of one fine day, as far as i remember it was 23rd of May. I
I Must Have You
Price: $9.7 million This fifteen foot Bugatti Royale is one of only six that were built. Its huge 12.7-litre engine was originally meant for use in aircraft, and it is one of the largest ever fitted into a car. This example was sold in 1987 during a Christie’s auction at the Royal Albert Hall in London.
I Don't Like Rap
Play games with me and I play them back Sounds like a rap song And I don't like that I don't like rap No I don't like rap Hey I don't like rap Insinuations and innuendos Won't let it go And live my life in limbo Talk in person or l
~~~ LIFE, Lift me up ~~~
A message to life! Even though it would not give a shit about it! My poetry is trying to mesmerize it! ;)lol
Slow Torture
Slowly, every so slowly. Moving slightly then stopping. Then again and moans escape. God, it's sooooo long and hard. Yes... Oh yes, it'll make you crazy. Oh... Oh God it's so hot! Squirming, moving around Head turning right and left Roaring i
thoughts for kisses
kisses blown are kisses wasted.. kisses arent kisses unless they are tasted.. kisses spread germs-germs are hated.. so kiss me quick as im vaccinated,,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Andrew....8th Nov. 2010......xxx
rock and roll
recipe not needed, allow to cool before serving
She Who Lives In a Cave
I once knew a Lady who lived far away In the hillside a cave her abode On her knees she would pray every day Send someone for me to love Up on a charger rode a knight It was the one with a massive V8 For you my Dear a dragon I’ll fight And t
Ma & Pa..........episode l
Any resemblance to the characters in this story and anyone living or dead is purely coincidental.
~~~ Lucky Number Is Three ~~~
Always like the odd number three 3 is the number on my chart... ~~~ Monkey see, monkey hear, monkey do ~~~
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BOND..... (Part 2) lol
Hope you enjoyed reading this, as much as I enjoyed writing it..it was great fun.....Andrew...xxx
THE KING IN THIS HOUSE
Don't we just love our wonderful friends~our pets? My Moses is 17 years old and weighs 17 pounds. (To him, these numbers are inter-changeable ~ he is neither sensitive about his age OR his weight... lol!
Full Moon (The Vegan)
Hi Mum, Coming home as quick as werewolfly possible. When I get home could I please have a nice cup of coca and a bowl of steaming vegetables. And please, please whatever you do...NO MEAT...your loving son, Wolfred.
A WOMAN
It's about many women I see in boutiques, hairdressers and nail shops, wiggeries, beauty salons, and magazines, tanning shopes, and even friends of mine!!
Mary’s Lamb
People think that I’m so nice With my lamb as white as snow And everywhere that I do venture I make sure the lamb has to go A big chain around its neck I drag it right along You wonder why does it come Because I’m much too strong Once it’
Night adventure
Just an attempt to write something funny
Driving Miss Daisy......
Unusually black night driving back from a job ......
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'VE GOT AT FIRST GLANCE
Got to admit a couple of poets on here inspired me to write differently. And of course you just never know at first glance what you have
Listen Son
I tell you son this tale I tell Is true as true can be Time was when dogs ruled And man was his pet He would take his man for walk And take him to the park There he’d make him throw a stick And play with a ball Man needs to be exercised
Temptation
Would you give in to temptation?
BUBBLEGUM
I like bubblegum and most american people do like bubblegum bubble yum blow and pop and chew and chew.....
!don!t>put>God>on>!hold!
~>she~>has~a~*sence*~of~^hu^mor^~ ~>ya~>no~> !_how_ev_er_> =i=>wouldn!t=>push=it!
Tardiness
The white rabbit from 'Alice in Wonderland' always runs late - I must confess, I am a white rabbit! but only by a few minutes ...
Pretty Lady
I was feeling silly one day and wrote this song, the only rap song I ever wrote. It's a humorous tale of metting someone at Safeway and being invited to dinner, with disastrous results.
Innocent love
When you are with a lady try to understand if she is interested to the poetry...before she goes away
coining it
to a five penny piece I shrunk to the size as life made me hard in the head and eyes so pressed ganged was I on a leathery ship that lived in a pocket on the side of her hip and life wasn't easy and life wasn't hard it was tough bedding
RIP
Beneath this ground I’m laid to rest You took it all I gave my best If you think My life was a farce Then you can sweetly Kiss my hairy arse
Alien (Revisited)
One of the first kids poems I posted on the site..
Full Moon (Epilogue)
Hello Dear, will be home soon. Please make something for dinner as I have not been able to stop to eat and am now famished. Love....Wolfgang
Just Because(Macduff5 Challenge
The temptation to take up Macduff5's challenge is strong. I started thinking of being Jamaican but filed it for another time
Emoticons
I designed my own emoticon but somehow I did something wrong Instead of staying on the screen this emoticon was slightly mean It had a life all of its own Instead of small became full blown Others tried to use it gladly but it acted rather b
What a To do
Where do you go, what do you do, when there's a hole inside your shoe ..and the rain is just pouring down on you Feet simply wet socks soaking, too "Look positive" people tell you but they ain't got rain in their shoe.
What No Taco!!!
What ur kidding me where's my taco Im so angry i just cant see This isnt happening it cannot be oh you will pay for decieving me Insult me by not giving me what i want I crave that succulent taco dammitt all Taco Bell Im losing it im not tha
An MvG Sort of Day
It was not really that bad (I think) I believe it was actually pretty close.
The Rabbit and The Mole
Hipperity hipperity hop bunny so full he could pop squeezes down his hole bumping into mole who gave his ear a sound wop
Maud
I sat in the garden alone The hibiscus in full bloom I was waiting for someone I thought of the man waiting for Maud Crying”Come into the garden Maud” Did she ever appear? But Maud had gone That was her name ‘Gonne’ Actress and feminist in h
The Not So Perfect Woman
Here is a nonsense poem I have written, I hope you like this. Written: 6th July 2013
If I Could Be
A bit of silliness
There once was a man..............
There once was a man………….. There once was a man with ideas. He thought he was cool to his peers. One day to his luck he did meet, A beautiful gal for to greet. He got put in his place. He bowed to her grace and his head shrunk down to it
Dictaphone
amazing...but true ;-)
OOOOOPS!
Toilet humour.....lol....xxx