A young lady from Spoad
lol.....Ribitt....Ribitt.....Andrew...xxx
Waddle Waddle-
I wrote this on a napkin at Karoke bar with my friend who was 8 mths pregnant jammin to song Wobble, Wobble Shake Shake.
Trick-Or-Treat
A cute little poem about Halloween.
A Terror For The Chickens (Alternate version)
The cat came and complained. It demanded right of reply
"Rowing A Boat"
It was the middle of summer And just too hot to play So the boys sat under the shade tree Wondering how to pass the time away Loud and angry a stomach growled And another stomach more angrily replied Someone said "let's go row a boat" All ag
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who are they
A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush that is what they say but what do you do if you have no bush and the bird in your hand flys away with your empty hand you can scratch your head to ponder this strange affair a watched kettle never bo
I dont want to...
just a funny poem from my first publication, I started writing a book last year just to see if I could, and it gives me a new hobby which I enjoy
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS© Part TWO
I enjoyed the fact I could write such a funny poem
The Heart's Conflict
This the feeling when you fall in love.A confusion,a state of dilemma is there.
Vanity
I know that you are pretty I know you know it too But who thinks you the prettier? Is it me or you?
Dude
kinda funny i guess but I wanted to try posting something
Moola Jive
I love money, I love cash. I’ve got to keep my money in a stash. ‘Cause money and me’s a spendin’ spree. A buck, a buck, a buck, a buck, a buck. I love money just for me. I love the moola jive that it gives me. My money and me, we’re curr
Yankee Doodle
A conglomeration of several I have known...
(The blanket)
This smooth cold breeze of the window shut it close it. tight and hold it with in the body temp lay on the floor move with comfort in the blanket. and cuddle in the sheets level me out in fabric all over me. and the material sinks with in the ski
Ghastly Tale
To you a tale I will tell A tale so dark and drear A light in bed you will shine Your body racked with fear The covers tight about you pull As my tale does progresseth Heart it pounds, fingers twitch And eyes round room a roving In the sh
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Good Girl
It is a little hazy The girl is like an English daisy She is interested in "The Maid Turned Mistress" by Battista Pergolesi
attacks
i wrote this one day when i was bored in class. it's kind of a fun play on words.
sumpin silly
from extreme boredom, silly ness rises
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BOND..... (Part 3) lol
Hope you are all following this!.....lol.....Andrew...xxx
Ani-mules
I wrote this while caring for two children whom I looked after regularly - they loved it and we spent the afternoon with each of them acting out the animals as I read.
desperate
Just for laughs. I dont like my romantic life just now and I love to fun myself, gettin old I guess
Meek mill
Why feed her red lobster when you got the dollar menu .
World in a Half Filled Cup
Just a bit of fun. =)
Food and Humour (A Challenge)
lets get some laughter going as we read your efforts lol
Adolf's shirts
Adolf's shirts
Words Of Love Act: 1
I sketched this down in 12/93. This is one of three I came across.
time travel
To travel In time a very different place To the future Or to the past To allter are mistakes To change what will be To end are hard times To fix are past To mend are mistake To end the past Are new future we will create A life of wa
Don't Eat The Stew !!
It started of as my life story but being old I forgot most of it.
Lucky me
There's a chance I haven't lost my phone which is great because it cost a lot more than a comb and i still have hair.
My Cat
Just a bit of fun...
Kickits challedge
try on sarcasm
Dodges Poem
It's just random
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS© The end
It has been published and I like to make people laugh. Anyone interested in screenwriting in the Florida Clearwater area?
Maine is good for snow, and dogs.....
I wrote this poem being silly, and stewpid.......
Shadow Shadow
I Can Hear Her Move. In The Pitch Black Of The Night. She Hungers For A Moon. Care She Does Less For Light. My Heart She Will Have For Dinner. She Will Spade My Soul With A Spoon. I Lie Still In Bed. Afraid To Nick A Move. She
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Rewind n come again With the thoughts to the pen Giving thanks without end Only Love I have to send Put ma muzik n set it as a trend These harmonious melodies With their unorthodox remedies Thank you n yes please Gimme more of these M
domestic bliss part 2
When mary on the next day saw the mess she made she murmured once again you see as in the bed he laid his knee was very swollen and bruised and marked so red paddy had the luxury of languishing in bed She realized her temper had partly on
seeks
lazy to complete it
Gunfight in the Sun
I thought maybe,with all the broken hearts on this Forum,a little levity might be in order. After all it is said " Laughter is a good medicine ! "
vernacular
whatcha mean it's not spec-tac-u-lar, it's not the king's spoken command the way I mean to say ver-nac-u-lar it's just my talkin' outta hand don't cha know how folks here talk syntax of emotion, of little import music to some ears, others can