Zen decaf
Behold! A new decaf coffee on the market brewed especially for the poets 'muse', and packed with ingredients designed to create a sobering effect on the overly charged poetic pen and bringing true cosmic enightenment.. With this new Zen decaf
Bush Ballad
Just a Bush Ballad for fun....hope you enjoy
A tilt at a kilt
and the piper wears the first prize ribbon,
~C~D~B~
Hmmm. lol :) whats it say? A little funny for the day:)
Multiple meanings
Multiple meanings for Peaches and Cream and otherwise.
Jingle-Bells, Osama Smells
Dont remember exactly when i wrote this ;)
Greeny Queeny- START
...And this is what happens when you try something complicated- and forget were you have seen your head last... Part 1 is the continuation; Part 2 the rest... Happy hunting for the other pieces!
Adventures in Plumbing
What I've been fighting the last several days...
Tardis (Scene 1)
Off again!
We are not SPARTANS
Can't think of a better title
THE OBOE
Only an Oboist would understand, sorry to leave the rest of you out in limbo.
Ode To Tom Robbins
Can someone guess the title full? But not tell yet today? Just post that you have figured out, And email straight away. When all have had a chance to muse, I'll tell the winner true. Let's have some fun and see who wins, Perhaps it might be you!
LIMERICK - MEASURED FAILURE
There are those amoung us !
Greeny Queeny- a...lovestory... (Part 1)
Sir Rambeaux was one of these men: No brain to speak of- which was then no hindrance if one was a knight- for all one had to do was fight. But fights- they were short in supply: To get one, one had to apply by letter to the Minister for war (.
Old Yankee Farmer
A traveling salesman upon meeting an old'timer Yankee farmer.
Tardis (Scene 2)
Off again, missed the grab!
THAT BOOK YOU STOLE
Found in 1924 Algebras text book. Author unknown.
HAPPINESS
I desire a lady very mature, Not flashy, but rather demure. She should dress with reasonable taste, And be concerned about her weight. I'd like her hair be neat and trim, And have graces deep within. Kind and gentle should be her traits, Be on
botany
I once knew two sisters aptly named Flora and Fauna I coulda loved them both for sure I was a goner Flora was a flowery lass pretty Fauna was easy to envy both sisters planted kisses on cheeks so warm and friendly Fauna could change chrom
Sarcasm for world's problems..
The god of wine perhaps...Just a bit of dark humor...
Wayne's Challenge 2
Wayne maybe this is a better try. Thanks all for your read
If Only I Was A Poet
#5 Just something that leaked out my pen and formed before I could count to ten
Mens insanity survey
Sit back ladies. Break out the popcorn and soda, (or whatever you've been smoking,) and contemplate this difinitive survey on the insanity of men. Film at 11:00. Are men really insane? Here are the results from the institute of 'What the freak wa
Sinister Happenings.
It's cold and dark, a frightful night There's cause for worry and fear Check under the bed; leave on the light There's danger lurking oh so near. We've enemies that prowl and lurk And dwe
Zombie Love
She's ripping my heart out Tearing at my guts Call it zombie love Our clothes are all torn and tattered To bathe or not doesn't seem to matter Call it zombie love We dance so slow it's called a zombie waltz And when we talk it's in the l
E-Motions
This is the orgin of E-Motions as told to me by some guy standing at a bus stop. lol..
Crush turned mush
Fool me once shame on me!!
IF
Sometime there are a lot of "ifs" in our life)))
trapped
if we could only escape these days the frantic ways of so many oh, to be able to finish a sentence in spite of the hopelessness around us imagine the breathing that could take place not to mention clear thought so don't mention it I had the
a minute as a cricket
Lol why not eh. Cheers all.
"In-Sane"
Now on a lighter note, I choose "C" Sophia xx
I need samples! (a limerick)
-_-'' Anyone tell me if this is called 'Limerick' ??? ermm... if not, I will write a new one again! LOL >_<//// I think I am having problem writing a "limerick"
~If I were a Fly~
Lol havin some fun.
Never play poker with tarot cards
My friends came round the other day I suggested a card game we could play The only deck that we could find Where Tarot cards, we did not mind I got a full house, felt excited inside But on winning the hand, four people died.
For the lovely members of CS Pt.1
'Fellsman, Andrew, Niah, Stillframe and Freedumb I will be doing another for you all soon :-)
What's wrong with the world? (smmerwind challenge)
The human condition...
nun joke
Three nuns are learning to play darts First nun throws three twenties Second throws forty Third nun throws hers darts and misses So she lets the second nun stand near the dart board to check her aim She throws her darts again One dart m
super duck
pumped up with helium blowing insane mad quack quack red rag to a bull pork chops had a meeting today flipping over backwards sending out invitions who was not invited pictures prove fate of fellow duck on the chopping block frothing
the best of times
Had an itch, She voulunteered Oh that feels GOOD
I did it (Haiku)
Humorous Haiku for you....
Exequy Shindig
The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca ~ Just a thought…. Cheers
Frankenstein's Diary
I always felt sorry for the monster, but I always call him Frankenstein.