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just a bit on nonsense
Sometimes you write about what you know...
i like the fact that hermit crabs come into a poetry room merely to make everyone AWARE that there is a woman, alone but who claims not to be lonely....bull! you may know her by her obviating, oblivious and obscure comments she feels compelled to leave for less than mdiocre poets. Then again, the night life in midwest Florida i'm certain is filled with poetic type people, beginning with you, if i ever see another poem of yours posted yet! (IF I AM THINKING OF YOU, NO MATTER HOW OVERWHELMINGLY HURTFUL THOSE THOUGHTS ARE, IT STILL MEANS I'M THINKING OF YOU...read any of my e-mails but for the one you could use as ammunition
Ok..I do Home Improvement..lol. Call me..
A different perspective...lol....Hope you liked it...Andrew...xxx...Please do read Macavity, the mystery cat by T.S.Eliot....
Scam Master! Lol.
Who are you On mounted pedastals High above You look and stir Motionless You stand Jessters in hand Poissed in figure Cold to touch Vains deep Marbled white Elegant figure Moulded from life Chisled jaw figure smooth Young
Good things (I mean, palindromes) come in small packages, so give it a try! Good luck to you all!
Plucked!
MWUHAHAHAHahahah!.......Andrew...xxx
I posted some dark ones recently. This one is a lighthearted view of " The Corner ". Thank you for the inspiration dear ! He He.
only problem here Title?==2hours!
Another mother-in-law story.lol
I was looking through some of my past attempts at poetry and I found this one. I thought I'd submit it to such an esteemed site. Remind me to write the book someday. My thoughts are when it comes to girlfriends never over complicate the issue. It will do your head in!
Doing a little experimenting....just saying... (laughing)
^_^ first I wanted to write a romantic poem but have no idea why it ends this way.. lol
yes its freezing here, some classics from Rodney Dangerfield to cheer us up.
Trying my pen out on some little narrative poetry about two country farmers discussing their pets.
I’ve been reading National Geographic ;-)
OMG! I think I better run! lol.
Watching a clip on how hard it is for professional women to get men, just thought I'd put in my two cents.
Just a silly attempt to acknowledge the worth of the poets!! :-)
I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened my back door! Accross the field they came running Mabey a thousand or more! There was Teddy Bear throwin' hearts with Smitten' close behind And army of Dancing Banana's marching to double time
Pink piqued me....(I tried to credit the Bard in the author spot, but for some reason it won't appear aside mine at the top...oh well)
I spend alot of my time finding funny movies, shows, comedy, just wanted to mention some of my favorites.
A little silliness......lol......Andrew......xxx
Poppy - Dad Mommy - Mom Ringmails - Royal Guards
Yesterday was a little dismal and today is still a little gray But I'm hoping before tomorrow comes that you
Inspired by a funny story I heard
JUST DOODLING WITH WORDS AGAIN
Making a little fun of my shadow whom I affectionately call Ego..... :))
Frustration at the one eyed nature of Australian sports broadcasters takes Parochialism to dizzying heights! O dear I could have included this! How can you get well from an illness you have had all of your life-ie "a sports fan"?
* Just a bit of satire on superficiality
YOU'LL HAVE MANY OF THEM, UNLESS, YOU DON'T CHANGE, YOUR UNDERWEAR!
lol..if you re-read and put this together these are all names of restaurants..lo.. mac donalds.. red robin... marie callenders colonel sanders kfc... burger king.hardy's a hamburger chain. sherri's restaurant. marie callender's and of course the taco bell..lol..
I was a good idea at the time but now I'm not so sure.
TEN LINES POEM
The weirdest excuses we make for our late arrival to work/office.... The above is my experience..... who knows it might just come in handy when U really would need it!! Lol
That's soo romantic poem.
Just having fun with rich people. It would be funny to see a depressed rich person. They must exist somewhere.
Waiting at the bus stop.
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