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Saturday funnery.
I'm Dakota Jim I'm as tough as nails You better not cross my path On each hip a gun I wear And knives in me boots Across my back a Winchester And derringers in my sleeves I'm as tough as nails And I'll rob you blind Old women, children and a
This is not a Wednesday poem cause Wednesday is in the middle And definitely not a Monday poem cause Monday I sit and fiddle And Tuesday I'm usually dreamin' Thursday would get here soon It's a whole lot like Sunday when I'm half asleep by
Sorry it is so long and in 2 parts.It started as a romantic poem but after 2 lines my wicked sence of humour took over and I could not stop writing.I hope it brings a smile to your face.
We sleep in the boughs' of love! But reality so exceptional; Its called life; controller be time. Yet to find a life; we be to do thousands mistake! Move unfortunately behind false We be buyer of vanity fair.
For some strange reason when I was writing this the tune to Bob Dylan's The Times They Are a Changin' kept running through my mind. If you feel like amusing yourself read it with that tune in mind
Please do not try this at home. This was done by a professional poet under strictly controlled circumstances.
Just a fun write. Actually wasn't THAT bad.
just a silly write. The meaning wont be clear. It is not about a bug.If you think you know i welcome you to leave a comment. thanks for reading.
Just a small poem only to show spelling mistake can make a word different meaning like a small mistake can change our life also.
Last Fall my beloved and I went to go watch our neighbor who trains horses, and he recounted to us his feelings on the whole thing. This is a telling of his experience.
It seems senryu is taking over here temporarily. I thought I'd add a lighthearted attempt.
Just trying..
i wrote it when I was angry when we were supposed to say, Happy Holiday in stead of Merry Christmas.
Mind boggling this invention. How has it captured my attention? Strangely I invest my time. Challenging my mind. New level, new venue for conquest. Fire burns within to surpass my friends in this contest. Dismay comes when lives are lost. Wait
(While waiting at the hospital to see my specialist I watched a police brass band [consisting of four trombones] playing in the foyer. Listening to them was a bunch of geriatrics waving their walking sticks around.)
It's a mystery what is in a sausage
He is still spinning
I want to be pissed off I want to lash out I want to let self pity explode in a shout I want to be reckless and do stupid things I know its destructive, regrets all it brings But damn its annoying to hold it all down, wait till it disip
just thought of this, then cleaned it up for the sensitive souls among us...lol....Andrew...xxx
a joke is a joke a poke is a poke but no poke that is no joke
Kato had some playdough He made a pink panther And took him to his school All the kids gathered around Made a happy sound They thought pink panther playdough was cool They did a pink panther dance And when the teacher got the chance She t
A nostalgic memory from my childhood, I was nine and it was New Year's day, we'd had our dinner, complete with peas of course. Us kid's were galavantin' around in the front yard and I stubbed my big toe on the fence ( leastwise I thought I'd stubbed it) when grandma looked at the angle it was bent she sent for the doc who come down after about an hour or two, I hated black eyed peas for a long time afterwards.
my head spins the room going round on a merry go round my head does spin my feeling of vomiting rush to the loo I do go just to make it in time oh no I need to go splurge the loo is covered disentry the order of the day in an out
Not exactly PC these days, again this was written many years ago, so ladies if its taken with a pinch of salt.....
Diagnosed by the local Witch Doctor (N'anga)
I first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/10011
Tomorrow is election day around here and I'm so tired of the campaign ads I could just scream!
The Landing Strip Is Now Open
spiraling debauchery the pit in which I fell tis fiendishly amoral the tale of which I'll tell I dreamt of tax accountancy but my parents had a goal to live their dreams vicariously by dint of rock and roll I played the aul triangle
I wrote this when I was working on fish packers on the Left Coast.
ALL OUT OF FUN..... Go ahead and laugh it is so much fun to laugh and laugh at anything~~~~ :) making friends laugh is the fun of the laughter ~~~~
Dear Amelia why have you rejected me. Is it because I don't have a hump, or is it the lack of a club foot. I cannot help it that my teeth are white and my hair tidy. Please Amelia I will change for you. Always yours in love Barak Jeconiah Holofernes
I f this sounds a little arrogant well that is because it is
I have sent the wind on it's way by special request. Please let me know when it arrives and be sure to say hello
It is interesting to watch a game the crowd is excited the players are focused and the halftime show is good wonderful way to spend an evening with your son
The sun gets warm. The trees leaf. The flowers bloom. The coats come off, The knees come out. The toes rejoice. It's swarmin' time again. Our brains are buzzin'. I can feel we
”he # 2” he shoulda been a lawyer he used big words he coulda been a writer he knew about verbs he mighta been a carpenter didn’t like sore thumbs he tried to think like Einstein but was a little too dumb he thought about the situati
Life is just one long joke We designed and planned it We laugh in the irony Of the mistakes made Of words left unspoken Words which hurt should not have been said And all the strife and pain. What does the soul think? Does it
Adapted from a Frank Carson joke
I spend 10 years writing this poem
Just a whimsical thank you for all the positive words!
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