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Based on my lovers experience and an age old problem
taking liberty on an old rhyme
TV is not what it used to be
Jazzy's "Word of the Day Challenge"! Will be extremely happy if you make any sense of it.
Just humor
My new love, a Mediterranean scroll fresh from the bakery
Wasps bastards with wings
not a serious one obviously. i was thinking of my coming of age, and obviously my first new car .. in my eyes the most beautiful little FIAT 128 in rosso-ossido colour. 2 doors, alloys and wide tyres. and yes i did let her down with my first motoring accident........aahhh, 35 years - such a long time, but can seem so 'like yesterday'. i hope this brought back some of your own pleasant memories :) xx virgosign
To Lewis Carroll
Nothing is more than just a simple word Its an adjective, a noun, it's a subject,or a verb Whats in the box? nothing at all Anticipation with excitement or disappointment
I know you hate the censors lol thats why I made it. LOL ......... Just a poem on a crazy lazy day... lol wanna write something but just cant write a nice or romantic one.. lol :P
^_^ Special Thanks --> MacDuff, I know how to write a limerick poem because of his poem "LimeRick".... And THANK YOU everyone here for being so niceeeee to me))))) -->_<-- I wanna see you all and give a BIG BIG HUG/each!!!! ^_____^ well, this is my 1st poem in 2011!! Happy New Year with(out) STD))) LOL :P
#4 Just a bit of good advice from an old hand. Take or leave it.
He said: ---.-..-...? She said:..-.--...-.Maybe He: ----.-...-..-...-..Really? She: --.-.-.-.--..Yes! He: --.......-.--.-Wow!
It's the weekend! Let's get some poetry up in the house..lol.
I knew there had to be a reason...
Let’s talk off the air! LOL
I probably have known her !
thanks John
Just playing with words..
Ladybee42 a while back set me the challenge to write a Mirror poem. Finally got around to it. Does anyone else like to have a go.
My cat, Tordi Boo is the first cat I have ever heard snore. You have to hear her to get a good laugh. Days come when I'm doubled in half. Thanks. Have a Blest weekend. Hugz everyone! Smile and share the fun. No snow just sun. Love & Peace, Pink.
I was writing her a letter the other day Thinking so hard on what to say Roses are red and violets are blue There's a skunk in the garden, p.s.pu I know you expected more lines than this Please understand my love I'm dancing the polecat twist
just a little horse play !
Ok, I've watched The War of the Worlds reruns five times this week..lol
Mixing a parody I saw on Saturday Night Live about the movie It's A Wonderful Life. In the movie Mr. Potter never gets punished for stealing the 8,000 dollars from absent-minded Uncle Billy. In another SNL parody, Dana Carvey playing George Bailey gets a mob together to beat up Mr. Potter. "I don't want the money, I want a piece of you!"
Saw the movie Lincoln and was really impressed with the acting. It is rare I see a movie that makes it to the Acadamy Awards. Now and then they get it right with the oscars they give out, most of the time they don't, but I have a feeling Lincoln will get some awards.
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don'
If Superman was fat, Who would he be? Maybe a pizza guy, Or someone like me. If Superman was sad, How can we cheer him up? Maybe bring a circus clown, Or Morgan special brew tea in a cup. If Superman was mad, Who can save us from him? C
Just an amusing sidelight..lol
^__^ My first time trying to write a poem in "kickit22's style". lol "Breaking point" VS "Inerasable memory" LOL | (( Poetry Activity Exercise!! JUNE/2011--by Jazzy75 ))
Ummmmm Yeaaaaaa That was not a SHE OMG!!!
Cowboy Limerick. :)
This was a poem that I wrote with a self-inflicted time restriction... I had 10 minutes before a particular meeting started and I wanted to write a poem within that 10 minute time frame... this is what evolved.
WALKING ALONG THE BEACH I CAME ACROSS A LAMP OLD AND TIRED IT LOOKED SO I TOOK IT HOME AND GAVE IT A WIPE OH BLEES MY SOUL A GENIE HE DID POP OUT BIG AND HUGH AND SMELLING OF STOUT WITH A MIGHTY CRY HE BELOWED OUT YES MASTER WHAT DO YOU WANT
Had to update this poem, wrote it a while ago when you used to connect to the internet with a modem so now it's been changed from modem love to wifi love
Not easy to translate it from spanish, I'm not sure if everything can be understood.
LMAO~~~ just my luck
Just checking to make sure everyone is awake out there. lol
Written purely for fun and I cast no aspersions on any race
It concerns our poet"s corner-The way I see some poets on our Poet"s corner .. I tried to write with humor and a little bit of irony))) sometimes it's just getting very funny ..
Tragedies and disappointments of life
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