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Bloody hell, its raining again, I'm swimming in liquid H20,,,,,,dont you know, If I pray dear Lord, will you take it away just give me a minute, while I think what to say, Dear Lord, I know your short staffed, and I have a daughter, she'll
The difinitive guide to soulmates ----------------------------------------------------------- 1. A soulmate is a woman who saw me standing on the street corner staring aimlessly into space and said hello anyway because I looked so pathetic. 2.
Back in history, in days of old Twas then that knights were very bold And the ladies were covered in gold It was in that time there lived a bold knight Who would satisfy the ladies at night And with gold they would see him right There was a
for Tracy's challenge to me
Another try..
The Lady Would the lady like a hairy chest, or one thats bare, does she really care? Words of wisdom are oft times rare, she penned it well, true words to share, and whats the harm, my lady fair, undo a button,, here or there, A stroke,
The Debt Man I found a begging letter lying behind my front door, just because I am a debtor the debt man asked for more. I tell the stupid debt man, “No blood money do I own you only get from a poor man the blood you get from stone!” Thre
Couldn't hold back any longer. Let your conscience be your guide.
sitting in the dark (at a concert) writing
Now mary hated serving her hubby paddy found so her getting a cup of tea with slippers and a scone the odds of it arriving were 25 to 1 Now paddy loved the horses while mary had to work that's it she said one afternoon i cant take anymore
This is a true story...it was related to me by a friend of my cousin who had a dog who spoke to the mailman who had a girlfriend who had a pet rabbit who had a sister from Morvant Trinidad and Tobago. So there you have it
cambridge on a sunny morn a professor deep in thought a quasi quantum quandary his mind now overwrought now the kernel of dilemma the cause of his unease? with fish and chips for dinner.. should I go with mushy peas? symbiotic clarity co
senryu (5-7-5) not half haiku
This is a true story as told to me by my cat who heard it from the fox (that's another story in itself) and so on
This sound I hear upon the roof What could it possibly be Could it be the reindeer hooves Or Santa's gliding sleigh This noise so strange drives me insane With wonder and suspense I need to look yet dare I not What if my hopes are dashed
it's almost Friday?
Silly poem
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
there's an angel in my beer
On his way coming home A trailer papa pig rented To load all things from in house Across the street to be moving The beds, the lounge, all dining room And even the TV was loaded Not a thing was left behind Except three cups, plates and spoon
He’d peel an orange in his pocket
a blast from the past...circa late 60's
The reasoning of the little pinky...:O)
There once was a woman from Texas, Who thought that she might in the nexus Meet the love of her life, be his trouble and strife, and all of her MUSCLES, she'd flexes!!
dem lines, dem lines...
dope dreams of us and we all dream of dope, but who are the dreams and who are the dopes, for dope is the dream and we are the dopes, so dont smoke the dreams but smoke the fking dopes!
Just for fun.
How do you write your poetry Do you put your title first Your title last What routine do you go to ,to think of that first title to make us cry or laugh bring us joy reading are poems over and over again The title makes are little poem shine
Would you want a tat worm living rent free in your tummy no thanx says i
The Scotsman Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair, And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share. He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet, And he stumbled off into the grass to sle
i dunno...lol.
Have you?
Heading home and stopped for milk But then temptation grabbed me Stopped at shop to look at wine Sign said clearance items here At five dollars a bottle We're getting rid of these label wines To replace them with our own There was sparkling st
watched tv last night and some idle thoughts came to my head this am
Oh Dear!......ho hum....lol.....xxx
A bit of fun
Spoof!
Writers block, writers block hanging around I pick the pen up then I put it back down, I search my head but not a thing to be found as if my brain has left me without a sound, I'll keep on scaning right through my head for it's the only way my p
Cheers!
Be stern,,, be strong for the short term, don't waiver,, don't wilt,, sucesss you will savour, Persistance wins out,,,eventually,, this is the truth,,,as you will see, Resist, persist,,,,and you will get there,,,don't worry,,,,don't care, Sta
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