There once
There once was a lass from Kilkenny Who’s admirers on line were many She mailed and she posted Her bits, they got roasted And so she decided to Write poetry ...
Bed Time Story
Too late, too late, too late The Wombat gruffly cried Rushing from burrow to burrow Looking for it's mate Who, who ,who The Owl did refrain Please don't forget me For I am coming too What a racket, what a noise Pondered the old Roo One
~~~~~Rich to have a Penny~~~~~
Rich to have another Penny.... More men wold keep Pennys in their pocket's if they look like this Penny l.o.l....... (Some hummer in P.C.)
"i don't know why"
“i don’t know why” dogs hogs pigs frogs each make noises all their own some can live together some only live alone the mailman is always late but it doesn’t matter the dry cleaner doesn’t take you seriously a flat tire on the freeway and y
A Lady With Low IQ
just a joke...hehe pls don't misunderstand. this is just a funny self portrait...
Sweet
Girl you so sweet I would maybe like to meet. I hope you like KFC that's the place to be so think about it girl so I can sweep you off your feet.
cool bunny
mad as a hatter in spring the march hair frolicking out of the ground like jack in a box easter bunny pops up hopping and skipping through daisies fair lillies and daffodils everywhere easter eggs he is a giving to little children everywher
Horse jokes
There's something about horses..
Putter Gooder
It’s always fun to share a little hillbilly humor with you all in my native dialect……but we do make language fun up here in the Upper Appalachian Mountains….
Chauvinist
A somewhat inflammatory gesture from an old male chauvinist,now reformed I hope. The submissive trait lingers in many women as evinced by the popularity of certain publications.
praying for a date
There was a man that lived in the wood He was close to the lord so he knew where he stood He felt something wrong find a woman he said and the feeling was strong so he prayed by his bed He asked how to do it He prayed day and night and
Death In My Room
There stood death in my room I must admit looking rather angry Tapping his feet to an unheard beat As I kept working on the PC He kept mumbling under his breath As he was waiting for me to finish Far be it for him to take me mid stride He wa
Touched by the Drink (5-7-5)
A little help from France! 2011 - Languedoc region of France. Enjoy with all kinds of food, or, by itself, it stands out from the herd!
The question I forgot to ask (ode to possibility)
Hmmm about this poem, I just sat down and wrote.I am one who questions everything, who disects everything and only to find that there is so much beauty in living in the moment and letting things go. I love to play with words it's my therapy but I must admit I am horid at spelling so yes there are probably some errors, oops! Anyway love to hear comments, love,love,love to hear what people think I know I am not the greatest writer but I love it...So please let me know what you all think!
Morning Desire
Having 2 children constantly breaking dishes, when I bought a new stoneware set.. it wasn't the color or pattern or price... It was the SIZE of the COFFEE mugs that I made my decision to buy on.. :D
Henry And Sister Gisella
Not every story has a happy ending...it is a happy ending for the witch.
Washing Machine Cat
My daughter rang me this morning all distraught. The cat crawled into the front loader last night and got washed, not discovered till this morning. It is now at the Vets.
Ode To Poetnumber1
This is not really his girlfriend.........she said no
Pink or Pinky?
To sexy for my brain to remember.
-She's a Winner!
We drove there fast, couldn't be last, she sat on the chair, hot curlers, hair dye, cut it low?, cut it high? I dunno, you know best, want to stand out from all the rest, hot air, style with care, extensions for hair, WOW, she's there! back in
Hi, I'm New on Here
It's not the "Hi, I'm new here...it's what follows...its disturbing and I had to address it, I feel better now!
Nowhere
running in circles going nowhere fast round and round I won't last Spinning my wheels like a clock times my enemy tick, tick tock To make do with what I got that I do and do alot I guess I'll run perhaps break the cycle I c
Easy going
It’s summer out there
Moth joke
I do like a good Norm Macdonald joke, sad his recent passing, joke goes something like this..
It’s Friday
Friday humor! Cheers!
Old White Tail
Just a bit of humour ... try to imagine it to the tune of some old sad country song
binary foils
i know you never feel this way but...
BLAHHH!!!
Im alot of things But im not SLOW
Easter Bunny
Oh my God I'm in deep trouble I have a lynching mob after me Hundreds and hundreds chasing me What have I done you ask A crime so heinous, so vile I killed the Easter Bunny Driving cross the meadow Thought I'd do some 4x4 Foot planted to the
Contemplating my navel
I was contemplating my navel with all the power I saw able Why is it in the middle of my stomach? To this I am quite flummoxed Why does mine seem to go in? Is it because I am so thin? I know of some that stick out, pregnant women this they seem
We all know someone like this
This was not based on my friend Fred in anyway shape or form :-)
Running the show
People in charge can be difficult. I agree with Forrest Gump Life is like a box of chocolates
Surprises
October '07. I must have been feeling optimistic this day! :)
Ma & Pa...........episode lV
Continue'n on !
A Bit of Silliness
A bit of silliness to pass the time
the toad gets vengance
On her broom stick the green witch did fly Up and down dale Spying the land for Entrail s to find To use in a potion That will make her look beautifull To catch her a prince charming To make her his wife Spying the land See spies a
Two Strikes
Long ago I sent lara croft a friend request on face book I got turned down Long ago I dedicated a song to her at karaoke It was called ocean front property I guess I guess lara croft doesn't like me Well after two strikes I said that was the
My Dog Rover 2
Now surely you remember my dog Rover The one who spoke so very well This time he taught me to play 'roll over' But now a sad tale I have to tell Of how this clever dog left me There was a day the government came We need your dog far across the
"dog & louie"
“dog & louie” dog & louie were hangin’ down on the corner louie said, dog i cant remember being hornier know what you mean lou, can’t seem to get a nut every door i knock on seems to be locked shut they crossed the street to the hardware s
vanity
nothing seems right in the world system. I can not see any sanity in all the recent wars.I think we are all crazy
Mushy Guy!!!!! : Fun :O
Oh, darling, I love you Oh, my Juliet, I love you Oh, Mom, I love you Oh, Dad,I love you Oh, my friends,I love you Oh, sky,I love you Oh, tree,I love you Oh, kiss, I love you Oh, hug, I love you Oh, you,I love you Oh, me,I love you Oh, th
The Dime-Store Wok! EE!
If you know "Jabberwocky" you might find this amusing.