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Two many mirrors

Two many mirrors

Too many mirrors. Continuing with the fun theme.

Angel

Angel

This came to pass when someone told me that people on the continent all drive on the wrong side of the road...

Jeepers

Jeepers

Poetry, you're kind to me! You open my eyes and let me see; a vast array of pictures and places, beautiful emotions,and different spaces! Lines of fury,peace, and love decorate the print above. Dancing, music,history flow from the very

The Postman always calls twice

The Postman always calls twice!!

I'm always waiting for the postman, he'll be the 'death' of me LOL.

can I be your Sun and Sea thesunandthesea

can I be your Sun and Sea (thesunandthesea)

me as thesunandthesea hope i made you proud.

Strange but true

Whats the difference between you and me?, is it how we're brought up or what we see? You've got a funny accent, its not you I blame, compared to mine, hey we're just not the same, And your clothes look funny and strange to me, its ok, uniquen

Young Drakonius

Young Drakonius

Oh dear, I am so ashamed What would Uncle Drac say Descended from this fine line Such terrible, fearsome vampires Out at night, hunting for food You’d better indoors be hiding Young or old, it matters not Your blood, theirs for the taking

In Answer to the Worst Poems

In Answer to the Worst Poems

What can I say (with tongue in cheek) it certainly kept me laughing.

My Mailbox

My Mailbox

Just some Humor on Tuesday...no tears today!

To Mum

To Mum

This was a poem I wrote for my mum about 4 years ago. She was going through hell at the time and I wanted to let her know she would overcome it as long as she didn't give up.

Reward for Information!

I've studied hard, worked on my mind searched the world for knowledge of every kind, I've read the masterworks of all, surveyed the planets, heard the cuckoos call, Chased imitation and falshoods tall, I've looked behind every door and wall

Me and You!

There's two, there's me and there's you, together a pair, soo interesting they stare, we talk aloud and sing in unision, a conflicting complexity of pathetic derision, you speak, say the first line, I complete thats neat, its yours and its mine

Turtle Soup

Turtle Soup?

Some call it an aphrodisiac. They say it gives a man a strong back. Like a good woman, turtle soup makes no sense; Can something so delicate be so intense? Like a woman, the flesh has several delightful flavors. Remember, each mouthwatering

Do the chicken dance EpisodeII

Do the chicken dance. . . EpisodeII

At that moment the Quasar officer passed by, He made a U-turn and stop at The Dark man, What's in cosmic blazes going on here Son? The Dark man smirk back at The Enforcer and asked, Who wants to know this is a private bachelor party, Double M in

The Photo

The Photo

I love taking photos and do make photo movies with music backing.It showed me just what you can do on a PC.However the photos of me here are untouched honest.

Electric Saga

Electric Saga

you gotta have humour in life

The State Of Play

Whats the state of play?,, what do you say?,,,a level playing field?,, an equal connection? or something weighted in your direction? let the games begin,, fact or fiction, good or sin,,,,lets play it fair,,stand on the line,,me here,, you the

Meltdown!???????

Lifting the veil on reality, Contemplating, preceptions, totality, seperating real from unreal, imaginary, planetry, halle berry? Slip a word in here or there, does anyone really care, its poetry in motion, or something wrote, took a notio

acid

acid

life is like acid.......... lets trip.

smiling at narcolepsy

smiling at narcolepsy

it's just me laughing at my own recent insomnia...i'm not a doctor but would imagine narcolepsy and insomnia to be related...haha

Would you have me for breakfast lunch or dinner

Would you have me for breakfast,lunch or dinner?

Pray tell what is your name? Cindy ,Wendy or Poison Ivy... What brings you a bit closer to me? My looks,charms or my amazing flab of fats!!! I drink a gallon of soft drinks ...and munch fifty kilos of meaty slab. And when I fart...it's more powerful

New Zealand Merry Christmas Wishes

New Zealand Merry Christmas Wishes!

Tis just JimEee, the Wally!

I know its wrong but I must have you

I know it's wrong but I must have you

It's been a while since I posted anything. Been too busy but still like to come here and read all the great poetry.

o m g

o m g

just look at ur self after a bath??

Not quite sure

Not quite sure

Not quite sure Two beers needed to loosen the tongue Relax a bit to have some fun Rid the inhabitation that holds you back Gain the confidence that most do lack Is it shame or shyness that hides the soul? Never mind the paranoid thoughts th

The Neighbours

Look I was bored,,,, no excuses,,, don't know any of em really! okk,,,I forgot me meds,,,,,why are you looking at me like that?

Cuttin Free

Cuttin' Free

Where'd this come from? lol

like hallmark i think

like hallmark i think

hallmark cards with a twist ..haha lol....

extracts

extracts

The sedge has withered by the lake and no birds sing Is there still balm in Gilead? The moon walks the night in siver shoon In the winter of my discontent And yet great the day of joy to be born as the waves ripple over sand whilst greasy J

DAYDREAMING

DAYDREAMING

Just daydreaming AGAIN

The Row

The Row

Freezing, frozen, unyielding, vast Sheets of ice covering warm feelings past Sheer indignation causes the skeleton to shiver Heart muscle stops angrily then begins to quiver Number is deleted by pointing, accusing fingers Smoke from resentment s

fisherman

fisherman

a true fisherman is a decent lad, one who can fish across the land... for any size fish and pole in hand..from early morning to late at night,hoping to get a atroscious fight. whether it be a catfish or trout... god bless it to be a nice wall mount..

Just Another Day At Work

Just Another Day At Work

Not really the people I work with.....I think

A Terror For The Chickens

A Terror For The Chickens

The cat really did chase the fox

The Day After Yesterday

The Day After Yesterday

There was a time when I was blind So I couldn’t hear them coming I tried to run for warning to give But I forgot my legs were missing I rode a goat who had no head But had to stop to milk it The bull gave birth to a lamb Who took off flying

Play on Words

Play on Words

Sharing mussels can be whiskey

Shopping Madness

Shopping Madness

I witnessed a stampede of "shoppers" last year during the infamous "day after Thanksgiving" sale. Enough said.

lost the forest ha ha

lost the forest ha ha

a piece broke of my front tooth good job the rest are still ok

The Chair Of Doom

The Chair Of Doom

Just a bit of humour

Since I dont have you

Since I don't have you...

Following the unexpected removal of my gallbladder.

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