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Too many mirrors. Continuing with the fun theme.
This came to pass when someone told me that people on the continent all drive on the wrong side of the road...
Poetry, you're kind to me! You open my eyes and let me see; a vast array of pictures and places, beautiful emotions,and different spaces! Lines of fury,peace, and love decorate the print above. Dancing, music,history flow from the very
I'm always waiting for the postman, he'll be the 'death' of me LOL.
me as thesunandthesea hope i made you proud.
Whats the difference between you and me?, is it how we're brought up or what we see? You've got a funny accent, its not you I blame, compared to mine, hey we're just not the same, And your clothes look funny and strange to me, its ok, uniquen
Oh dear, I am so ashamed What would Uncle Drac say Descended from this fine line Such terrible, fearsome vampires Out at night, hunting for food You’d better indoors be hiding Young or old, it matters not Your blood, theirs for the taking
What can I say (with tongue in cheek) it certainly kept me laughing.
Just some Humor on Tuesday...no tears today!
This was a poem I wrote for my mum about 4 years ago. She was going through hell at the time and I wanted to let her know she would overcome it as long as she didn't give up.
I've studied hard, worked on my mind searched the world for knowledge of every kind, I've read the masterworks of all, surveyed the planets, heard the cuckoos call, Chased imitation and falshoods tall, I've looked behind every door and wall
There's two, there's me and there's you, together a pair, soo interesting they stare, we talk aloud and sing in unision, a conflicting complexity of pathetic derision, you speak, say the first line, I complete thats neat, its yours and its mine
Some call it an aphrodisiac. They say it gives a man a strong back. Like a good woman, turtle soup makes no sense; Can something so delicate be so intense? Like a woman, the flesh has several delightful flavors. Remember, each mouthwatering
At that moment the Quasar officer passed by, He made a U-turn and stop at The Dark man, What's in cosmic blazes going on here Son? The Dark man smirk back at The Enforcer and asked, Who wants to know this is a private bachelor party, Double M in
I love taking photos and do make photo movies with music backing.It showed me just what you can do on a PC.However the photos of me here are untouched honest.
you gotta have humour in life
Whats the state of play?,, what do you say?,,,a level playing field?,, an equal connection? or something weighted in your direction? let the games begin,, fact or fiction, good or sin,,,,lets play it fair,,stand on the line,,me here,, you the
Lifting the veil on reality, Contemplating, preceptions, totality, seperating real from unreal, imaginary, planetry, halle berry? Slip a word in here or there, does anyone really care, its poetry in motion, or something wrote, took a notio
life is like acid.......... lets trip.
it's just me laughing at my own recent insomnia...i'm not a doctor but would imagine narcolepsy and insomnia to be related...haha
Pray tell what is your name? Cindy ,Wendy or Poison Ivy... What brings you a bit closer to me? My looks,charms or my amazing flab of fats!!! I drink a gallon of soft drinks ...and munch fifty kilos of meaty slab. And when I fart...it's more powerful
Tis just JimEee, the Wally!
It's been a while since I posted anything. Been too busy but still like to come here and read all the great poetry.
just look at ur self after a bath??
Not quite sure Two beers needed to loosen the tongue Relax a bit to have some fun Rid the inhabitation that holds you back Gain the confidence that most do lack Is it shame or shyness that hides the soul? Never mind the paranoid thoughts th
Look I was bored,,,, no excuses,,, don't know any of em really! okk,,,I forgot me meds,,,,,why are you looking at me like that?
Where'd this come from? lol
hallmark cards with a twist ..haha lol....
The sedge has withered by the lake and no birds sing Is there still balm in Gilead? The moon walks the night in siver shoon In the winter of my discontent And yet great the day of joy to be born as the waves ripple over sand whilst greasy J
Just daydreaming AGAIN
Freezing, frozen, unyielding, vast Sheets of ice covering warm feelings past Sheer indignation causes the skeleton to shiver Heart muscle stops angrily then begins to quiver Number is deleted by pointing, accusing fingers Smoke from resentment s
a true fisherman is a decent lad, one who can fish across the land... for any size fish and pole in hand..from early morning to late at night,hoping to get a atroscious fight. whether it be a catfish or trout... god bless it to be a nice wall mount..
Not really the people I work with.....I think
The cat really did chase the fox
There was a time when I was blind So I couldn’t hear them coming I tried to run for warning to give But I forgot my legs were missing I rode a goat who had no head But had to stop to milk it The bull gave birth to a lamb Who took off flying
Sharing mussels can be whiskey
I witnessed a stampede of "shoppers" last year during the infamous "day after Thanksgiving" sale. Enough said.
a piece broke of my front tooth good job the rest are still ok
Just a bit of humour
Following the unexpected removal of my gallbladder.
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