No Ticky, No Washy
No ticky, no washy No shoes, no service No squishy, no squashy No keys, no office You snooze, you lose No prison, no justice No respect, no love The good and the bad The ying and the yang Things have a way Of working itself out
worst poem
had I been able to bare my soul like this when I was young....I may not have been the man I was then...now, I envision doors opening, and a few closing too,...perception, funny that what....
I'm only me..
I'm only me, not much more With black hat and tie I hang on the door Mabey I'm built to close to the ground But I'm not the worse on my side of town All this with a vest trying to look my best Check out my poems.. You'll figure the rest~
So close
oh the days of our youth still in school. you see a dollar bill floating around and somebody else takes it before you can.there goes that cocacola you wanted to bad.
Big mouth
Me and my big mouth! Now I bite the dust, Caught with my pants down, Now I've said too much.
IRREPARABLE
Some things can't be repaired! It came to mind....... I detest politics! tweaked 11/30/17
That Kind of Day
Because every now and again, it's like that.
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.
WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. HUSBAND: God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He s
Doctor out to lunch: Be back at I:00 pm
Thank you for waiting. Please fill out this form and state your illness. 1. Went crazy 2. Men are beasts, and I almost like it. 3. Women are claw masters and we definitely love it. 4. How many pills would you need to solve or enhanc
Dam It!!
who knows how much water....when hence the oneness of the locks shall rise or silently gracefully fall.... I shall only be the one to know, and there he shall stand,, loving me, finally.. Sophia
jokes from the past
I like old jokes If you have any old jokes share them It is interesting Blessings and love always
Hands on Business......True Tale No.1
Foreword: If you folks can indulge me, I'd like to share with the poetry people, three interesting incidents from the past. I recall an incident some years back, when I worked for a weekly newspaper in a small rural community. I was an avid fish
A short story
Best seller! Lol.
Jumble of Thoughts
sometimes I think ( I know) my brain will frywith the jumble of words
nan
i have a nan who is always lazy she farts and blows it drives me crazy she slurps and gobbles at her tea i think myself she is a lazy be she talks out loud to herself she eats me ma out of house and home this is the reason i wrote this poem
WHAT did you say?
The power of one has come and gone, the power of two is me and you, the power of three?,,F##k me, i'm going back to one,,,bye,, .........I'm gone!
The Busker
Half an eternity ago I spend some time playing street-music. One day, I had an experience not unlike the one described above... A traumatic experience which could leave any self-respecting Busker with nightmarish visions for years to come! Oh, mass-tourism-- thou addst nails to my coffin...!
Sleepless
I'm sitting on the bed my mind is somewhere else. My fingers use the keys but the words come out themselves. The subjects are too many and the words they are too few. I really should be sleeping but my mind knows not to do. I cannot keep fro
fore!
I heard of a golfer named hedistuff who's teeshots would always land in the rough despite the tears that he cried no matter how hard he tried his very best was just never enough
A Terror For The Chickens (Fox Version)
Everybody wants to get into the act. Now the fox demanded equal time.
The Story of the Three Little Moles
Inspired by Three Little Bears and Red Riding Hood. Hee Hee !
dancing with doctor dee
tomorrow I'll see if I can't find a bottle of polish and complete this thought....
My first time
Just a little funny I thought of to boggle your mind
Jack & Jill
A different take
A grown-up kid
This was first written for my son and keeps changing
cure for a broken heart
This is dedicated to one of the male nurses I worked with in A/E.They were all great but when we first started to use Histocryl glue in the place of sutures, this particular chap completely glued his fingers on one hand together with it, priceless....
Very silly poem, number 3
Thanks for last night, Optimisticme. I'm sorry, I had no idea you get so much friction burn off pink fluffy handcuffs. See you down the clinic, Jac xxx
Don't shot me, I'm just writer!
If you decide to have a lynching, I'll supply the rope!
Limerick- old man, two parts
age has its drawbacks
Time
Tick tock...
How much is that snake in the window?
How much is that snake in the window? The one with the six hairy legs How much is that snake in the window? Look, it sits up and begs I’m going to Hell in a hand basket And my sweetheart a present I’ll leave With the snake in bed curled aroun
Jeeves
Jeeves of course was the butler.
The Illinois Hillbillies
Parody of the Beverly Hillbillies. I have a friend who is always talking about winning the lottery. In this country it has become a kind of religion. I mostly despise gambling, preying on the dumb and uneducated. It does give people hope and it surpasses all other forms of entertainment in this country combined.
Silly me. (Andrew's 50 word challenge)
To nearly lose a love, who else but a 'clown'?
‘Sawasdee’---Welcome to Thailand!!!
( ( ( WELCOME TO THAILAND ) ) ) LOL
Till Death Do Us Part
Bill and Kimmy's married bliss Went on for just a year. But something then became amiss And Kimmy's health got queer. When making love nigh every time She fainted straight away. So they told the doc about this sign To see what he would say. I
five p out rage
In dire straits The poor man be For he wanted a p To the unknown A toilet he wanted to find High and low He looked with strained look He could not go to a bar for no pint he bought So he look for a toilet in the park All boarded up a
Silly Story Saturday
Silly today - Saturday crazy!
karma...........
i always wondered if this fella would haunt me ..........he he ......i think i have turned into the pain in the butt this fella used to be ......if only i knew
Will Ferrell
Just saw his latest movie, loved it. It was very funny like all the movies I mentioned. Will has been in many others too, but these are my favorite ones. His homeless art class model from Saturday Night Live is my favorite bit, second would be his mean boss interview with Pierce Brosnan.
The Roads Ahead
life