simple
poems in silence sparse as winter branches leaving a few disheveled words without a script
roadrunner
roadrunner beep beep wiley cunning pesky dog gone it, he strikes again roadrunner
A Reason for Leaving? (lol)
LOL......XXX
Off My Chair
I need a drink I need a scotch If you go get it I'll let you watch As I fall off my chair and get back on The lights go dim Goodnight I'm gone
a lengthy love affair (limerick)
that was some kiss! silliness reigns......
Shadow /challenge/
Did I get away with something or what? Lol.
"HIM"...............(LOL)
The name has been omitted to protect the guilty......lol....Andrew....xxx
poetry 101
uh....poetry
My Diagnosis!
Comprehending limitations causing spatial delay, creates corrective corrosponding conditional decay, administering adaptive medication during play, will intensify conditions showing limited replay, progressive alterations to the chemical make
just some funny to share...no poetry
a time prior to everything being scripted
cruciverbalist
life's ups-n-downs or outta-the-box ;-)
a soft answer
Some people say fight fire with fire but i do not agree fight fire with water it may get put out very possibly as to application fire are arguing words water is the softer reply we can try
Too Much Love
In the mid of night I do wake To find your arms around me All you want is to make love I don't know if I can stand it Kissing here and kissing there And all this...I love you... Enough to drive a man insane With all this lovey doveying So qui
She Leaves.
Waiting on the platform as the train vibrates by.
Little birdie...
Little birdie, Flying high, Drop a message, From the sky, Said the farmer, Wiping his eye, "Aint it lucky cows don't fly???"
creation haiku
episode amour population explosion a slap and a cry
I'm ridin' a High Horse!.Ye..haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Yeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
off in the distance.
well what can i say...
Ghosts Of Resolutions Past
Hahahahaha.....Happy New Year everyone.....Kindest regards, Andrew xxx
The S Files
These are the stories from the S (sock) Files. These files are secret and kept from us by the government. I have risked my life to bring this to you.
~Who Was Fallowing Me~
Heres a fun little mind twister.. had fun writing it. :O)
Welcome to Heck
Just playing with the idea of where we go when we pass on. I am going to heaven so I won't have to worry about a crappy place like heck.
Curry In A Hurry (Part 2 of 2)
One by one the bowls were emptied They were all keeping apace The audience cheered, the excitement rose These were the best in the world Suddenly a gagging sound Poor Marie was beginning to stagger Smoke was pouring from her ears She was do
A mortician's love poem.. Lol
It's obvious that most women in the world will be swooning over this passionate overture of undying love. What can I say? Some guys just got it going on. Lets get some pizza up in this house! Lol. Cafe
The Phone Poem
This hi-tech world's too hard for me, I text so very horribly!! It's true I forget to call back- so phone manners I must lack. I mean well always please believe. Salutations -so fun to receive! In person I would rather speak- Am
HEY!
For any middle age "Gentleman", that has disgraced himself recently at a party........LOL.........Andrew........xxx
Doggonit............[morgen challenge]
Having a go ..............inspired " Mr Carl Barron "...........he was on tv the other night ..............i dont think i ever laughed so hard in all my life
Limerick - Kent a reprint from long ago
this limerick is as old as the hills,I thought there might be some who have never heard it. I have no idea who wrote it, I did not.
Chinese Women
I am also on a Chinese match-making site and in the first week I received 150 plus admirer's letters. Poor women, they are so desperate to get married (again). I wrote this poem starting from the double meaning of people (lonely people vs. people's commune, an administrative unit in Mao's China).
Women's translations - WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED
Women's translations WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. We need... = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want... = You'll pay for this la
That booty
When a girl knows how to walk....mnnnnn
Standing Ovations
Standing Ovations to you sir the day we met You wanted to know whats on my mind Not first what is under my dress or in my pants And on that the tone for our friendship was set Don't get me wrong I knew you weren't blind I saw the desire but your
Red X
Funny what you find on the road these days
collection of one liners
trying to work on something better. but in the mean time hope to keep you entertained.
Last tango on the roof
'Dont' make me go! I won't, I won't! 'We'll hide the coffee, if you don,t, you don't!' 'You'll string up those lights on that roof so high You'll climb for hours til you reach the sky! But no one knew better what this day had meant than Hiss
Come in Scotty
Hey Scotty are you up there?,,can you beam me up outta here to anywhere, I don't care, everyone's crazy,, lost their minds, loopers, bloopers, all kinds, some write poetry and try their best,, still cant seperate from all the rest, is the
a treasured rose
a special gift from the light within
The Body Farm
This was inspired by a friend of mine who was thinking of leaving her body to the Body Farm
Mystic Meg
Just a little poem about mystic Meg .hahaha .
Earthsea Soup
Hocus Pocus and a handful of locusts, Alakazam over sausages and baked ham, This is the motherland of Peter Pan. Open sesame with a squeeze of lemon, Hot dog buns with cheese and onions, Oh damm what is that last enchantment? Hogworth jumpi
No Ticky, No Washy
No ticky, no washy No shoes, no service No squishy, no squashy No keys, no office You snooze, you lose No prison, no justice No respect, no love The good and the bad The ying and the yang Things have a way Of working itself out
worst poem
had I been able to bare my soul like this when I was young....I may not have been the man I was then...now, I envision doors opening, and a few closing too,...perception, funny that what....