Italian
For your hands they go so fast as you talk so we will look at U. It will make us notice what is going on just let your guard down and let you in. For all i want to do is trust that i can help you in this class. Let it all out an
'The Girlfriend'
Oh, I guess that I just wanted to write something whimsical and funny. Hope it can make someone laugh! :)
Alternative Halloween
something to smile at ... much more how a day should be :)
I Can Sing a (Colourblind) Rainbow
A fun little satire on the classic 1951 song "I Can Sing A Rainbow" by Arthur Hamilton. I wrote this as I am mildly colourblind and thought this would put a different 'colour' on the old song. (Pun intended, as usual...)
Welcome 2017!
2017. It's all for humour, so dun take it seriously :)
Garlic is for Lovers
If you know some of my work, I'm pretty much crazy! Enjoy!
Pepperoni logic
Playing with Steely Dan's Pretzel Logic, a classic..
Reality beckons!
I won't respond if you say this or that, I won't be available for nonsense chat, I won't accept text or anything next, I won't reply if I think you lie, I won't be here to communicate, I won't, I won't...this is so......why am I alone?....I just
The Demon in the Kitchen
Any one for breakfast?
WHISKY TUTOR
Comments appreciated please both good and bad x
News Flash
Why does this stuff always come when i am busy?
THE EYES
THE EYES CAN TELL A LOT,YOU CAN LOOK INTO THE EYE AND KNOW IF SOMEONE IS LIEING OR NOT.TEARS ARE FEELINGS IN THE EYES AND THE EYES REVEAL WHATS ON THE INSIDE.TRY AND GET YOU TO TELL ME THE TRUTH,WHY TRY,ALL I GOT TO DO IS LOOK INTO YOUR EYE.THE TRUTH
noise to wake the dead
my daughter woke me up couple weeks ago by banging on her pots and i was happy it was a great feeling i love noise .
Ode to a room
It was written by myself many years ago in the UK where i was working on building sites.. It is my tribute to Spike MIlligan whose books and poems i have always loved.
A CLOSE SHAVE
Anyone else got a never ending chore they hate?....just has to be done......Andrew...lol...xxx
Are We There Yet?
LOL I was laughing the hole time while I was thinking of what to write. Hope you all find it to be as funny as I did. :D
Breakfast at a Diner
Funny thing, I enjoyed a meal at an all day breakfast joint. Before I wrote this.
I’m not a Poet I’m just a nice lad!
I’m not a poet I’m just a nice lad Who writes lots of poems when happy or sad Artistic I’m not but I’ll give it a lash My pockets are empty I’m desperate for cash Clever oh no with an IQ of nine Writing with words that seemingly rhythme Left
Universal poems
All languages have their poems But in translation lose something Images retained and their metre See arabic and german to english For all that the sound is not right The answer is to learn languages Live long and master them all Live a thou
My Inbox
It's like this..I am just crazy enough to be fun! But not certifiable...yet! Caffeine!
the "Raven"
the 'Raven' is a diner that lapps the sea foreshore it haunts my mangled memory as it raps upon my door apple tart and finest cheesecake when I can't eat no more yet alas quoth the raven : ordermore! broad bearded, prone to rages I ha
No Sweatin' in my Sweats
Sweats, the 21st century's leisure suit Cozy, comfy, and mosquito proof. Sweats are not for perspiration. Don them now for relaxation. Red and yellow, purple, blue. Sweats come in
'Two Spinisters'
We are the two Spinisters on Drynam Sure everyone knows that They say we are too tight to get married And that is a fact Some other's say we are crazy Others say we are too fat But sure i say it takes A lot of money to put on all that We
moods
So like a woman I thought! Written 6-2-78
Frustration
Ah yes LIFE!!
Be real: Ace Poet Part 2
Original lcbr poem (edited slightly)....from the blogs....(A bit of shameless self-promotion!)
FOOD HAIKU POEMS
Just thinking of food for fun.
Cousins
I like my cousins they all like me They're the best cousins that ever could be They've all got medals for good behavior And they are humble naturally They're all good lookin' with hearts of gold And talk of bravery there's none so bold The
poem
complaining about poem
IF SHE'D SHUT UP U'D UNSTAND AMBER'S RUN
IF YOU READ THIS VERSION FIRST THEN YOU MISSED THE WHOLE POINT OF THE POETRY..IF YOU READ THIS THEN THERE'S NO NEED TO READ IT AGAIN...SORRY, MY NEIGHBOR IS RASTAFARIAN AND INVITES ME OVER ALMOST NIGHTLY TO DO WHAT RASTAFARIAN'S DO AND THE MUSIC THEY PLAY...I HAVE EVERY BOB MARLEY SONG EVER WRITTEN AND RECORDED...SOME NEVER GOT ON ALBUMS...WHY, BECAUSE THE MAN HAD MORE SOUL, AND BELIEVED IN ALL THE RIGHT THINGS.....AND HE DIDN'T FORGET THE POOR!
haiku...lol
#2 The grasshopper hops where to is a mystery to little old me.
A Sad Truth
What do you see here?
Leap to Freedom (The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog)
At yelping speed she travelled across an emerald lawn, pursued by gnarling nightmares as the darkness nipped the dawn. Her ears, amber triangles, bush glittering crystal dew, body sleek with rivulets, glowed red with exhaustion's hue. Her
Neighbor Ned
I have a neighbor I'll just call him neighbor ned When I was seven or eight he hit me over the head It was a short 2by4 but tap tap tap went neighbor ned You see he had an intelligent plan And with that 2by4 in his hand And what no one till n
Contains Quinine
Tonic water and Cuba
Xmas card from a broad
toying with "a letter from abroad.."
moods
Japanese Haiku written 6-2-78
I've hurt my knee
Just a little micky take out of men, sorry guys, I have some women ones too .
life
life is filled with both joys and sorrows...if only one continues for long time then life will be boring...!
Top Gear
i am not so good in poetry just thought to have fun and try it. I wrote it with humor, it may sound weird but i will live for you guys to decide it, i hope you enjoy it.
Pattern of Beats
Many sounds and beats in the world keep us moving through our lives.
Mug Child
He's a real mug child and he gets pretty wild When he gets back home finds his Mum's smoked all his cones and his Father has mastered the art of getting plastered while his sister's trippin' over the moon