Grog Monster
Just a song for all you country folk, So come on and let your inner grog monster, out!
Moses’ Rod!
Hi God I am Moses’ Rod He used me to prod Your men into giving you a nod Unfortunately, now I’ve lost my prophet-bod Please send him my greeting aubade Let him know I am now in Baghdad
Saint Patrick's Day Snow
(Budapest, Hungary, after days of snowing)
The other Abominable Snowman
time waits for no man but it has to for this Abominable Snowman. I watch the sunset yet in the backround a radio plays what's another year by johnny logan .. holy f*ck... think I'm about to throw up .. but glad all the sam
Treasure Chest.
Funny poems are fashionable here at the moment. This one I wrote years ago. Hope it doesn't offend.
Pigeon
Everyday I go down and read to the pigeons. We have an agreement. I read to them and I take one home for dinner. Pigeon 1: “look it’s that tuned loony who thinks we understand English!” Pigeon 2: “I thought he was talking to himself?” Pigeon
Epitaph
Beneath this stone I reside Lived a long life, then I died Left behind a nagging wife Caused me nothing but strife R.I.P. Robin Graves http://photos.conn
Your having a laugh
Lighthearted take on celebs
Could Have Gone Wrong
It could so easily have gone wrong. Her mind was on the brink, now she could no longer stand the pong of him throwing up in the kitchen sink. It could so easily have turned stale, like the bread in the bin when he came in full of ale making
Tragic Anachronism
Imagine how it would have been If when we met was 1810? Our letters taking months at sea And written with a crowquill pen. Our love would blossom sure and strong And we'd know we couldn't carry on Without each other in our arms And so we'd mov
Cabernet Sauvignon
Just playing with words and picked this out whilst in the kitchen "Cabernet Sauvignon" :-)
Hospital
observation on last hospital visit and had to wait so long
How It Works
Just an acknowledgement of the softer, gentler nature of women.
I can hide in a box
I can hide in a box just like a fox I can dig a hole just like a mole I can climb a tree just like a monkey I can run a mile And still have a smile I can jump high, can you just like a kangaroo I can sing a song but my tune is all wrong
im not a poet and i already know it
jus me being a lil silly
Lime Rhyme on a Dime
Practicing rhyming even if its not generally my thing :)
Horror Night
It’s time to write about horror nights Of things that terrify your soul Sweat pouring down your face To survive the night is your goal Up the stairs you hear it come Groaning, snuffing, puffing and huffing In it walks, all thirty six stones
Letter from school
Dear sir or madam Please could you come to the school with your Adam. He was sat at the back of the class, showing his things to a young lass. Adam then put his hand in his pocket and pulled out unbelievable sized rocket. Now I do have say, it s
Those Miserable Young Ladies
If only I would make the silly thoughts pass when they come to me
drink poem
shows a small light on pub life (much diffrent than poem tells just a small light on the life of the pub
chased rites
sum vary waisted thyme...
Lies
watch out for lies.
Freestyle rhyme
No idea
By the Time You Read this
I will have aged.... Not a lot, but it happens so quickly I remember the excitement of turning 16...... "Sweet" 16 I can drive. 18...An "adult" now... NO!!! Not 30... Middle age CAN'T be 40... Social Security statements?? OBVIOUSLY n
The Green Blues
Inspired by Mc's Rich Man blues...we all get them in different ways for different things I guess...
"YOU'LL DINE AGAIN!"
You can be the king of the rock, there’s no race to the top. In the game of hide and seek, I’ll find your Gräfenberg spot. Your gratification will be expressed in every tremble I’ll take pleasure in making that cookie crumble. Lick it, sip it whe
A Pant-Less Lady---- rhyme
A pant-less lady liked to go places she was rather bawdy and liked to loosen her laces she was spied by a grandee he pulled down his braces then gave her lots of brandy alas he could not undo his breeches A pant-less lady liked to go pla
Is not the end of life
I am good, but they said am not, yes they took away my light, but its not the end of my life I am bright i have got my reta
Goedln Rlue
Funny what the brain can do even when something is wrong :-)
Mrs Fledglers's Duty
I have never heard of her before either..
BAR--FLY
a typical weekend night for me,and for all you singles out there!!!enjoy.
Really Big Trouble
Sometimes I write good sometimes I write bad No it goes this way Sometimes I write bad sometimes I write awful Sometimes I write crazy sometimes I write serious Sometimes I write rhymes sometimes I write delirious Sometimes I write after befor
CIRCLES OF LIFE
Remembering cs 12 years ago When Steven Curtess got some of our poems published in a book. All with permission of course. Grand poet he was.
All you need
ok I'm idle, writing some rhyme, I should be writing about spring!
CA LuPa
Why is ever girl on this site like fifty or more. Is there any mid age women like twenty or even thirtys on this site let me know if you would like to talk about to quit .
Tasteful Ecstasy
Couldn't resist!
ROE
Just a few words inspired by something very, very clever that I heard.
What To Rhyme With What
Had to pick words that don't rhyme
Wanna Hear a Secret
yeah, i could probably use some therapy. oh shit !! you werent expecting *soft poetry were you ??!!
Note in my diary
Note in my diary I must remember, the world comes to an end on the 21st of December No months of Turkey and no Christmas pud, now that sort of news has got to be good I wish I had known earlier on, I wouldn’t bought presents for everyone
a limerick dream
yeah ... i do have a day job ... thanks.
The Maid from Kilkenny
There once was a Maid from Kilkenny Out walking one day found a penny This worked in her favour Cos one day it saved her When the toilet door she didn’t need to jemmy