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Hide and seek

Hide and seek

You've been hiding for to long now  I've been counting lets play hide and seek!  Ready or not here I come for you Don't make a sound  or your through U Tremble at the sound of my voice Don't cry now it was your choice Did u think I'd never f

Masks and the office

Masks and the office

Masks may introduce a new dynamic into the office haha

William Shakey

William Shakey

An ode to the life less lived

The blogs are ok

An original lcbr poem, (from the blogs)......

I had a hippopotomus

I had a hippopotomus

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These Pickers

These Pickers

Blood stained fingers and mucasy clothes. Why do these pickers pick their nose? Didn't their mamas ever love them, or the man in the sky up above them? Is it natural instinct? Who taught this trade? They pick, look, and smile at what their no

Look past me

Look past me

Something I wrote through boredom this evening.

The Death Of Old McGee

The Death Of Old McGee

Just some old-fashioned rhyming.

halloween

halloween

all about halloween

Pay your way

Pay your way

its life as we know it jim.

Grandma

Grandma

Country times

Left Left Keep Marching

Left, Left, Keep Marching

A bit of dark humour

The Ride

The Ride

The dark of night was covering the day. Her hands ached from gripping the wheel. She drove this way, and that way. All different directions as she had been taught. She could hardly see in front of her, But she continues the blind ride. Flyin

The Dance Floor

The Dance Floor

Hit my head up and flip it over is clock works red as your face running dancing is the lazy one. on the floor making it real is just me taking the time ticks and moves with the flow. is smooth is my rhythm of the music is my sound to cracking the dea

Children playing

Children playing

Watching my children playing Listening to what they are saying My dad is bigger than yours! Mine doesn’t make me do chores! My dad knows superman My dad is secretly Spiderman My dad can fly in the sky Mine can jump just as high Listen with a

Barking dog croaking frog

Barking dog, croaking frog

just playing about with the kids

Hilda

Hilda...

My experience of jet lag on a long haul flight....

Kings Command Part 2

Kings Command Part 2

The king sent for his physician, A noble doctor indeed, Who read the instructions To the king, who needed Relief from his torture. " Your Royal Highness, We request, you follow Our words without any doubts. Place your face upon you bed.

Lifes Toys

Life's Toys

I think this probably speaks for itself

A poem I wrote with Fridge Magnets

A poem I wrote with Fridge Magnets

I wrote this in High school, Well not really wrote it...It was words on magnets on Gravitys Fridge. I just put them in the right order i guess.

Bunny

Bunny

I often write poetry some are witty, others are of feelings that I felt at the time of writing the poem.

flowers and nettles

flowers and nettles

Flowers cannot hurt you only bring you joy serenity and fragrance is their employ stingy nettles hurt you only bring you ouches serenity and fragrance aint their employ dock leaves are answer bring relief lots of finger rubbing elimina

IN CONFUSION

IN CONFUSION

from dreamweaver the poems....just for a laugh.....Andrew....xxx

winter twenty ten

"winter twenty ten"

“winter twenty ten” why does it snow and never stop in a winter that knows no bounds the ice and rain in a world of cold is a cocktail that quenches no thirst the buzz it brings isnt pure or fun it is numbness instead, with a splash of brrrr

Iwannabeahadeda

Iwannabeahadeda...

Dedicated to my friends, the hadedas...

Early Morning Action

Early Morning Action

Even the dog is make believe

Bang

Bang

If time was a cat and earth a balloon would'nt it be great to lock them both in to the one room B O O M..!

Mandela Effect

Mandela Effect

Mandela effect what's it all about Either it is or it isn't once I was for sure But now I have some doubts Are there any old history teachers still around I need someone to clear up my mind Of all the crazy things I've accidently found I'd

Hanging around

Hanging around

I wrote this poem to have a laugh at someone who once said I should end my life. I know now that it was said in jest

and another

and another......

ooooooops!......lol.....Andrew....xxx

Hitchin Down to Jane

Hitchin' Down to Jane

Life was handin me lemons, so I made some lemonade. Written on the side of the road while hitchhiking... To Jane, of course - lol

Hidden

Hidden

You never know what the snow hides.

Nothing more than a few words

Nothing more than a few words.....................

Just a short and sweet one and just a few words just make sure they are all nice and sweet words when they come out..... nice and sweet...

Life is a Struggle

Life is a Struggle

Smile today because tomorrow could be worse.. :D It was just one of those days.....

Ma Pa episode lll

Ma & Pa........episode lll

The story continues

I STILL WANT

I STILL WANT....

ALL WHO AGREE PUT THERE HANDS UP!

They egged my car

They egged my car...

Ain't apartment living grand?

Nature unkind to me

Nature unkind to me

Hope of a hopless man

Sometning Rreal

Sometning Rreal

Greetings professor how goes it? Like every thing it just goes on How it is all the same and no fun In the midst of life we are undone Robots in the thrall of machines Sir, it is not easy being human Aye and there’s the blow When you r

Tom Fiddlebox

Tom Fiddlebox

My name is Tom Fiddlebox, I have lost my colored socks. I married a fox, But she turned out to be an ox. My name is Tom Fiddlebox, I work on broken clocks. I saw a fish, who talks, It sank my boat out on the docks. My name is Tom Fiddlebox,

Joke

Joke

time for some levity

I Like You Haiku

I Like You, Haiku

A haiku attempt that couldn't shy away from rhyming. I think it is more of a challenge to rhyme within syllable guidelines, it's a lot more fun, too. I really was sprayed in the eyes by a skunk when I was twelve, and strangely enough, my vision has always been great!

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