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There was a love bird named Bill he liked to sun on the sill himself admiring he was so charming until he had a big spill
This expresses my frustration with neighbourhood barkers, as boorish as their owners!(Yours excluded of course!). But this is a lovers tiff and Gus is really well today!
I write. You write. They write. Write Right!
I spent many happy hours at that place..., sigh, I miss it...
what can you come up with for a meaning to this word. A bit a fun in here:)
Just a few thoughts crawling around in my head.lol.
Looking for the other half of the date! Lol
I always found Werewolfs kinda sexy but dangerous of course.
at least he got the soupl.lol...
:P Life is weird sometimes. Time passes, things change...
Want to be No.1 comedy poet ...now I am 1'000'000 and counting ,999'999 more to go ...
Inspired by all the tv preachers I have watched through the years and the jets and mansions that their words of wisdom bought for them.
Thought I'd mosey in on this challenge...
Only thirty maidens who know the magic word can wake me from my slumber.
Do you ever take the time to look closely at the ants Just roll up your pants, So they don't bite you. I did just that as I sat back in my sun lounger one hot summers day . I saw hundreds ants come out to play, Tho they weren't playin
Earthly Beings I'm searching for an earthly being who would appreciate a space cadet. Sometimes I suffer from loneliness, just to have someone aboard my ship. I’m still looking to explore this thing called sex that all the earthly beings talks so
Down the street and round the corner Lives a South Indian man Money tight and bills keep coming Need a way to find to earn Loved to potter round the kitchen Maybe takeaway was the game Put up sign for advertising Genuine South Indian cuisine
hope this made you smile or at least a grin.
If I ever, find a man, That truely loves me to bits. I'll kiss his hand, and cuddle him. Then let him play with my .... felt tips!!!! ;)
It's all about Monday!
I've seen different comedy bits on the retelling of Adam and Eve, one is from the movie History of the World: Part 1 by Mel Brooks. The other is by Sam Kinison. Both are hilarious retellings.
Hi, This is a bit of fun on my Big 60th B/day. Not looking for any B/wishes or anything.
A wise man, maybe he lives in California
Off the cuff..lol It's Fridayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Can I get a gesundheit?
This was one of the most anticipated movies of the year, and boy what a let down!
No comment ;)
Ha! Ha! Ha! just felt like exploring.... see where I'd end up... lol
All smiles
ah...the first of perhaps several awful offerings
A little Saturday morning something..lol
Impressions..and another pot of coffee.lol.
There once was a site made for dating where many found opinions debating in the forums they fought in the pictures they sought the one for whom they were waiting
Lol. I simply can't remember. Cafe
just for fun..
I'm sorry Happygolucky4u that this ended up here but I passed it on to you as quickly as possible.
I must have watched the Christina bungle about a dozen times!
Ugh I feel old sometimes...
"Make your day full of shunshine, then share it with a stranger" ~Bliss~
Hate the cold weather!!!! lol
I searched the room. Moved from place to place. I couldn't find what was lost not even a trace. My heart was breaking ....The air felt thin. I kept lookin could not give in. Why can't I find....what I'm lookin for. Am I blind..... to tired to
Found these on youtube after I listened to Wierd Al's song Skipper Dan. It is about a guy who wanted to be a famous actor, and wound up working on the jungle cruise ride at Disneyland. "Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears, just like they've done for the last 50 years. So I'm paying the rent, but I'm dying inside, cause I'm working on the jungle cruise ride."
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