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does sombody else see a blue halo above his head ??
does sombody else see a blue halo above his head ?? or is my phone just broken?
Yellow Light
*The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing > and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red > light by accelerating through the intersection.* > > *The tailgating woman behind him was furiou
Mr. Handsome - Part 2
Mr. Handsome - Part 2
Mr Handsome
Mr Handsome
A typical CS Hour...
Scream for no reason, slander libel, shout, fick, feck, fock, fack, blame, lie, pout. Mispel, bs, shout some more, annoy, criticise, blame the new world order. Defend my obvious garbage, b1tch, accuse, display total ignorance, suck up, copy/pa
Wow!! I feel like a rich man!!
But!!! I'm not. So I have to deal with the punch's of life. Look Out! Here comes that haymaker!! Since I was on CS last time, what, 6 month's ago I decided to go back to work. I looked around and found a job with a casino named Avi. Here
Irish Painter
To be sure...... to be sure.....we just love the Irish!! A painter by the name of Paddy Mc Manus, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all over Ireland were com
what a day at CS Blogs
there are so many blogs who needs an advice and COMMENTS NOT ALLOWED
What Is It About Men Eh?!
Having a hilarious night here... I finally agreed to meet someone...he would have been the very first one! We agreed to go dancing and a little drinking tonight Went to my day time work, hurried back home late afternoon, shaved, did my nails
Florida - the Keys to happiness
Say what you like about keys or keys. The only keys are the keys, right? If you don't agree, then keys my arse!
Too Tired To Touch Myself!
Working a lot these days...exhausted when I finally lay in bed at night, no time to think nor do anything else, just sleep and drag myself out of bed in the morning. What a life... or something like it It's good that I'm single or my partner w
Sometimes Seniors don't Understand Directions.
This is why Seniors should listen to their Doctor’s instructions. I went to my nearby CVS Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists' high counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up
Where Are Trumps Tax Returns?
During a recent Trump stop, a heckler from the audience hollered, "Hey Trump, where are you hiding your tax returns? The Donald politely responded, "I've found a very secure place that I'm certain they won't be found.” The insistent heckler, t
I Was Going To Quit My Bad Habits For New Years
But then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
A little laugh to lighten things up on the blogs!
"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. " "I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up." "Congress: Bingo with billions" She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, 'Am
If You Were Truly Honest
What would your profile say? Mine would read: Unemployed male shut in desperate to find someone to look after him.
Easter Bunny
( THE BLOGS NEED SOME HUMOR ) A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a
For Many Years I've Spent 90% Of My Money On Booze, Drugs, And Women
The rest, I just wasted . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
I've Accepted Every E-Mail Offer I Ever Got
I now have 50 girlfriends and my p*nis is 235 feet long.
The Magician
A magician has been working on a cruise ship doing the same act for many years. The audiences like him, and they change often enough that he doesn’t have to worry about finding new tricks. But the captain’s parrot sits in the back row and watches him
To Be Six Again
You really have to give this guy an A+ for effort. George was a thoughtful husband. He wanted to give his wife something special for her birthday which was coming up soon. As he sat on the edge of the bed, he watched his wife turning back and fort
I Sold My House This Week
I got a pretty good price for it too, but it sure made my landlord as mad as hell.
Bumperstickers
"The gene pool could use a little chlorine." "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "Time is what keeps everything from happening at once." "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "The more people I meet, the
Rodney Dangerfield
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me at t
two faces and the border
Hi guys! how to minimize distance between the two breakables
Do not come to Holland -
Do not come to Holland -
Work work and more work
Its week end people where is the party in this place https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0tcfbgQsYtM
Call This A Dating Site?
more like a psychological institution... If you're here to get laid, don't think you're in the right place, so many creepy profiles here with creepy profile names and creepy profile photos ... It's like a ghost town her
Sometimes I Use Big Words I Don't Fully Understand
In an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
I Wanted To Lose 10 Pounds This Year
Only 13 more to go.
Holiday Hot
Today is what I think of as holiday hot. It would be so relaxing and soul fixing to sit under a palm tree sipping a very cold rum and coke with some fresh lime floating in it while watching the young ladies playing in the waves off the beach.
Constant Fear
I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law who lives at 1837 3rd. St., Los Angeles, California, 90023 in a blue house! She gets off work at 6 PM! What do you think I should do?
Life Explained
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How abou
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. Da da!
The Stranded Man
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks
CDC ALERT!
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.! This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
I'm Almost A Millionaire
I have all of the zero's. Now I just need a one. :)
Good idea!
This is absolutely brilliant! Gonna try this out the next time I am asked