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Fake profile for chat

Fake profile for chat

Interesting, when you have a fake profile with no picture and you write nonsense you have more views and conversations than with real ones. You can write such nonsense and you will get an answer. Interesting, very interesting. Check out my new blog

Remember ladies to add some to your vehicle

Remember ladies to add some to your vehicle

That's signal fluid be safe and save cash in doing so.

Its the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it...

Right, possible hypothetical scenario to follow, suspension of reality required It's the end of the world as we know it!! Corona Morona Covid Wooha 19 virus-or-is-it-a-flu has morphed...has joined...with stuff

All My Friends

All My Friends

...on Facebook have turned overnight into skilled medical experts.

lol

One day, I was on a date with this girl I been seeing off and on lately. She excused herself to the bathroom but left her phone on the table and I knew it wasn't password protected. I decided to have a quick look and when I brought up her contact

Is it wrong

Is it wrong?

For a guy to want his girlfriend to dress up as Zena the Warrior Princess?

CDC reacts to Mike Pence

CDC reacts to Mike Pence

Fom The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report C.D.C. Director Says Coronavirus Effort Could Be Helped by Quarantining Pence By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The director of the Centers for D

History Lesson

History Lesson

The teacher said.. Let's begin by reviewing some history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death!'? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1

Trumps mugshot

Trumps mugshot

page down. 10 or 11 times to find it https://www.google.com/search?q=Jerry+Tillman+Mug+shot&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiF49Trj_fnAhUMEd8KHao4Dx8Q2-cCegQIABAA&oq=Jerry+Tillman+Mug+shot&gs_l=img.3...495836.501061..501493...0.0..0.393.2117.5j9j1j1......0...

Timeless, and time sensitive comedy....

Grew up with the 3 stooges, Don rRickles, laughin and the Marx Bros., among many others. Laughed a lot, with all the family. Since women wisely avoid me, and I'm such a cheap guy, I often borrow DVD's from local libraries. Bravo and I then watch at n

New Medicare Plan G

New Medicare Plan 'G'

The Government has announced that there is NO longer Nursing Home Care for the elderly. South Africans being innovative as usual has come up with a Plan 'G'. For a small fee, Plan 'G' provides anyone 70 or older with a gun and 4 bullets. You wil

Did we lose our Greatness

Did we lose our Greatness?

Okay, a man named Anthony Dream Johnson is on a mission to MAKE WOMEN GREAT AGAIN, along with some other men. Of course in America at a price tag of US$.2000.00 to attend hi

Mexico tightens US border

Mexico tightens US border

Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Mexico Tightens Border After Trump Pardons White-Collar Criminals By Andy Borowitz February 19, 2020 MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz Report)—The government of Mexi

Happy TRump Valentine

Happy TRump Valentine

Politics is who gets what, why and when, which is everything. And well, Trump wants everything.

2 seconds

Yes I've had too much time on my hands lately. Why is there a 2second rule surely if it falls on the floor it takes less than 2 seconds to collect germs. Why does buttered bread always fall buttered side down. Why do people always visit when the

Rubbish

I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, Retraced my steps and got distracted on my way back, I've no idea what's going on, And now I have to per.

Old what's his face...

My dad had a great memory for tidbits of information... with the exception of someone's name. Two seconds after they introduced themselves, he'd forget. It didn't stop there. When he was making reference to an actor or comedian and their name didn't

Signs of intelligence, not merely anecdotal....

...and President Trump's post acquittal victory lap speech. Use of language, skills at games and business, social ease, and so on. But surely, clever humour must belong to the list. Just watch the 50 minute speech, with every member of the audience,

Blond Men Jokes

A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and mine's wet." ----------------------------- A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It

Quote of the day

Quote of the day

~ Janice Hough

Drug Kingpin El Chapo outraged

Drug Kingpin El Chapo outraged !

Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report 1/30/2020 El Chapo Outraged That His Trial Included Witnesses By Andy Borowitz FLORENCE, COLORADO (The Borowitz Report)—The convicted drug lord known as El Ch

What we have here is a failure to communicate

What we have here, is a failure to communicate.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowr

Tidbits of Humor 2

Tidbits of Humor 2

What happens when a snowman has a temper/tantrum? He has a meltdown! Did you know santa claus knows karate? He has a black belt! Jack, the town drunkard, was at his wit’s end, he had

Trump Confesses the impeachment trial

Trump Confesses & the impeachment trial

A Closer Look;

USA Referendum

USA - Referendum

With all this mud slinging and hate between left and right a public referendum could come in nicely to decide if the POTUS should or should not be impeached. Democracy at its best? JMO

lol

A new supermarket opened in my area. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you

The newest Democrat demand upon the Senate lol

The newest Democrat demand upon the Senate lol

Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Democrats Demand That Giuliani Be Trump’s Lawyer at Impeachment Trial By Andy Borowitz 11:00 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Rudolph Giuliani’s offer t

Well maybe I should have known better

Well, maybe I should have known better.

The wait staff at this restaurant had a terrible attitude. The chef and manager didn't seem to care at all. They would just call out the restaurant name every time I complained. Like that would make a difference. Perhaps I should have

Away From The Beaten track

Lets us take a road that no one likes to walk A dark road ,Whear no Sun light comes... Only dark feelings of being lost cold and without hope.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sSoKbv46zc Have any one here fellt like Tosca ?

Maxine Waters Gets Duped By Fake Greta Thunberg Claiming She Has Dirt on President Trumps Dealings

Maxine Waters Gets Duped By Fake Greta Thunberg Claiming She Has Dirt on President Trump’s Dealings

Low IQ Congresswoman Maxine Waters (D-CA) got duped by notorious Russian pranksters, Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolyarov — AGAIN. Russian pranksters Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolyarov, who go by the stage names Vovan and Lexus, tro

Sealed for your protection...

I believe it started in 1982 when some people were poisoned from taking Tylenol that had cyanide in them. After those horrible episodes, all manufacturers changed the way their packaged products. From the official story, one man attempted to extor

Happy New Year to all.

Happy New Year to all here. I have been looking at the blogs. Many blogers are gone it seems. The Usual Suspects The Hate Monge The Blasphemous man who does not belive that Climte change is happening. And this bloger who bl

Stories nurses and doctors cherish...

....There are quite a few. most humourous, and quite telling of human nature....But I digress.....Well, perhaps later, alligators.

Stories Policemen cherish...

...during my time in Casualty, got to know a few police human persons. Almost all very decent and quite entertaining. And I thought I was the master of Galgenhumour. But I digress. There were many stories. The best were those offered after being stop

Ah remembering the glory days of MD

Ah, remembering the glory days of MD

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