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Oxymorons. Unlike the usual ones we find so often on CS, present company included.
Pretty ugly, short skyscraper, army intelligence, bad sex, funny funeral.......
Google or Alexa gadjets
I've gone with Alexa the little table top - oh heck not sure what you call it. I ask the little contraption all kinds of questions and use her as a reminder. "Alexa remind me in 4 minutes to turn off the pot or Alexa set the alarm for 6:30 am next
An offer to consider
In The New Yorker this morning; Satire from The Borowitz Report Denmark Offers to Buy U.S. 11:01 A.M. By Andy Borowitz COPENHAGEN (The Borowitz Report)—After rebuffing Donald J. Trump’s hypothetical proposal t
Sharing the wealth (of laughter).......with YOU !
It's been suggested (by loonies) that I'm getting paid big $$$$$$$ to blog. So, I've decided to share that wealth with you. Thus, everyone who watches the following video gets 20% of the income I'm getting from posting it. That's rig
Trump said...
Trump says lots of things. Most of them end up on Twitter. Not everything he says is news worthy but, news media think differently. However, the one statement I read yesterday has great significance. "Mentally ill individuals should be 'involunta
I wanna marry an EGG...
For years, I've been looking for an Egg. Eggs are sooo... sexy to me. Small with soft curves. I've always admired how they keep their shape no matter what the temperature is. Someone told me Eggs like old, fat, white guys... like me and they don't c
People with TWO FIRST NAMES...
As a kid, I used to watch the TV show The Millionaire with my parents. That's when I learned that people with 2 first names irked my father. The star of the show was actor Marvin Elliot Miller who played the part of Michael Anthony assistant of billi
Happy 100th Boithday Olive Oyl!
Popeye's goilfriend toins 100 in 2019... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olive_Oyl Seems Miss Oyl was quite the cougar as Popeye didn't come along 'til 1929. You go goil
Infestation south of Baltimore
This new one from Andy is no doubt in response to Trump's early morning Tweets today attempting to vilify a Congressman regarding housing in his district of Baltimore, due to unrelated comments the Congressman made about the findings of Mueller's
my dear friends let's enjoy thus simple joke but try to be sincere
in a class of 31 students what will be yo position mine in 28th be sincere please..
can u agree with me,?????
at 18 a lady is like a football team and 22 men behind her at 28 a lady is like a basket ball team 10 men behind her at 38 a lady is like a golf ball , one man behind her at 48 alady is like a TT ball one man is pushing her to another if u know
Speechless
The Driver sitting there with Bert on a boring Tuesday night at the local bar. Of course the Driver is drinking soda, otherwise...how could he be the Driver? Boring... Boring... Both the Driver and Bert are sitting at a small town bar on
He who casts the first Congresswoman
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Orders Pence to Find Passage in Bible Where Jesus Tells People to Get the Hell Out By Andy Borowitz 10:59 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Hop
The top 8 ways Trump would get a lot more female voters......
Some originals by yours truly; 8. Instead of bragging about grabbing he grabbed the check once in a while. 7. The extra long ties aren't fooling anyone. 6. If he stopped calling or implying that women are ugly. 5.
My little funny this morning
Hopefully this doesn't offend anyone, just saw it on Facebook and wanted to share a smile "That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains and walks right past you"
Joke
Back on January 9th, a group of HELL'S ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. Rod, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks throu
Joke of the night via James Corden
It was a take off on a news story. Apparently, there is a mayor in a small town in France. He is worried, as the population there is dwindling. So, he decided to hand out free Viagra pills to the locals with the hopes of 'encouraging' couples t
Mar a Lago crisis.
This afternoon in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Furious That Mar-a-Lago Is Left with No Employees After ICE Raid By Andy Borowitz 12:24 P.M. PALM BEACH, Florida (The Borowitz Report)—Don
What I've noticed
Is that some people like to discuss politics, and some people like to discuss members on CS. And those members who like to discuss members on CS instead, somehow think that is better, and discussing politics isn't.
Amazing ! It actually exists.
The Crocodile Rocker Don't blame me, if you can't get that silly ditty out of your head now. Hey,
The magic coffee table......
This Australian clip is under two minutes long..... .....
lol Worse than the Trojan Horse
10:40 am today in; The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump’s Fourth of July Parade to Include Flyover by Russian Air Force By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it “incredibly exc
The Democratic debate results are in and some people are alarmed
sarcasm from Andy Borowitz today in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Debate Viewers Struggle with Concept of President Without Glaring Personality Disorder By Andy Borowitz 10:41 A.M. MIAMI (The Borowitz
"If loving you is wrong...."
Come on, you know that song. Some people had fun inventing new lyrics for one prior. This one could use a change too. "If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right." Really ? If it's wrong aren't there better options ? So, if you
You don't know what it's like....
Just having some fun. You know the song... "you don't know what's it's like, baby You don't know what it's like, To love somebody to love somebody the way I love you." Well, that's fairly egotistical. We ALL know what that's like.
Joe Bloggs
The original blogger
There's no medicine for that...
A common response when someone posts an 'off the wall' blog, comment to a blog, forum thread or comment is to tell the person "Go take your medicine!" I'm not a pharmacist, nor do I play on in a TV show, but I'd wager money to say there's no medicin
Why Women Live Longer Than Men...
https://youtu.be/jyvJtA0c06M And Why Some Kids Don't Survive Childhood - HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, YALL!!
my lipstick blog...
I suppose there are times in one's life where they have to kiss some asp, so my suggestion is to use a barrier of lipstick. Yeah... that's the ticket!
I presume that few would know better lol
I saw an ad for this book Here's the synopsis; Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about
Robert Mueller frustrates a small part of society
Andy Borowitz's column, a timely response to Mueller's only press meeting, which happened earlier today Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Mueller Stirs Controversy by Urging Americans to Read
Surgery Today.
This surgery is a matter of time...literary. I have went through this once before in my life and as expected with any surgery, I did not enjoy it. It will be very messy and very painful. I have to cut it open right in the center and dig my hands
Do you ask questions within 'blogs', despite it being against blog rules ?
If so, Connecting Singles would like to direct such offerings to the FORUMS section, where they belong, instead. For those who are unaware; Blogging rule #6. "Do not[/b
Number two!
A kaleidoscope of fantasy! As I slide my fingers through your long black hair, Caress your shoulders and kiss your neck, I care, Your body yields at my tender and sensual touch, Your aching and longing is so wanton and much. Soon our clothe
Way to go Nancy ! lol
Comedy - Today in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Pelosi Takes Advantage of Trump’s Storming Out of Oval Office to Hide Nuclear Codes By Andy Borowitz 11:02 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The Hous
Step 2 of Your body is no longer yours.
From now on, bodily functions are under government regulation. The government makes farting, burping, sneezing, and especially hiccups, illegal. It doesn't matter if you got a cold from being raped or from a family member, or bei
My new webpage
I've decided to start a new webpage to help others save money. It's called, 'Hey, go fund yourself !' Members can deposit money following a repeated schedule, or haphazardly, as they likely are used to. An account manager wi
Tidbits of Humor
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? A: To make up for his miserable summer. Q: Why couldn’t cavemen send cards? A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks. Q: What do you call an old snowman A: Water.
Reach out to me...
"Reach out to me" is the catch-phrase that replaced the old "Let's touch base" LTB is already on my list of pet peeves for being over used. The phrase "Call me sometime" must have died and gone to heaven. It doesn't take long before I start mimi