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How To Turn Your Man On

How To Turn Your Man On

3 women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men.... That night, all three will wear a leather bodice S &M style, stilettoes and a mask over their eyes . After a few day

I Just Got Rejected Tough

I Just Got Rejected...Tough!

I was chatting to this super nice guy, we exchanged messages here on CS and I seem to tick all the right boxes...all those flowery and sweet words almost turn my world up side down. After few days, we took our whirlwind romance to the next level...an

Stop Paying The Rich Athletes

Stop Paying The Rich Athletes!

Many years ago when I worked for the Los Angeles Dodgers Baseball Team the then owner, Walter O'Malley, conceived the idea of pay perview Dodgers games. Unfortunately he was way ahead of his time and it wasn't for several years later that big money f

BEER CAN VASECTOMY

BEER CAN VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more kids. The doctor told him that there

They Walk Among Us

They Walk Among Us!

They Walk Among Us---- --------------------------- A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge (still working), he put it in his front yard and hung a Sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it

Getting Old

Getting Old

You'll all love this! " #1 I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?" And that, my friend, is the sad definition of "O

Getting Old

Getting Old

You'll all love this! #1 I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?" And that, my friend, is the sad definition of "OLD"!

and cheese

and.....cheese.

Doctor and Lawyer

Doctor and Lawyer

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, "What do you

lol

There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and

JOKE TIME

JOKE TIME.... :

Why are we tired today????????????????????????? Because we just finished a 31 day March!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : have a FUN April Fools Day!

How To Get Hired At Walmart

How To Get Hired At Walmart

A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would de

Fees back on the table

I see from the CS newsletter that site fees are back on the agenda But at least CS is moving into the 21st century & allowing "adult" profile pics :ch

Senior at the Concert

Senior at the Concert

An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats at a concert. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The old man didn't budge. The usher became mor

Lawyers

Lawyers,

Yesterday afternoon I went shopping, and on the drive to our local mall, on the radio, there was a Lawyer talking. He mentioned how concerned he was about peoples legal needs, and that was his main priority..... , he used fancy words,

Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restau

Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restau

Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant? A: Four fish got battered! What do you call a sleepy pizza? A: A piZZZZZZZZZZa! Why were the pickles embarrassed? A: They saw the salad dressing!

Jokes D

Jokes :-D

Hey all hope all enjoying the bank holiday Monday :-) Give me your best jokes I thank you lol

So whats your dogs name

So, what`s your dog`s name...

According to Fox, Francis was doing his routine payment to his dog walker earlier in March, by using his online account with Chase Bank. He had filled in his dog’s name into the memo line of the form. But the dog walker told Francis he hadn’t got the

Serious thoughts

Serious (?????) thoughts.....

Some things we may agree with! My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go. Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. F

Emoji Smileys

Emoji.. Smileys

I have been on the blogs for a few months and not sure if anyone has noticed I hardly use emojis. So many Emoji on CS, and I have no idea how to use them. I want to learn. Give me a sentence and use one.

new badboy in town

new badboy in town..

So Ive just landed in Bangkok

So I've just landed in Bangkok...

...and couldn't help take a photo of these two fellows..oh i do feel sorry for the ladies that will have to entertain these guys.. tall guy was at least 6'7"...short guy was short.. then I get in the taxi and see what you can't do in a taxi..1s

A farm story

A farm story

Hilary Clinton and her driver were cruising home along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged cow was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the

KIDS WE SHOULD NEVER GROW UP

KIDS....WE SHOULD NEVER "GROW UP"!

1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom

The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper

The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper...

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00 His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to

Whos Phone Is This

Who's Phone Is This?

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it’s me. Are you at the

THE PULITZER COLONOSCOPY

THE PULITZER COLONOSCOPY

I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passi

lol

One winter morning during breakfast a husband and wife in Northern Minnesota were listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the stree

Worst thing you ever bought online

Worst thing you ever bought online

Perhaps being drunk on eBay? We all buy some weird stuff. I have!...A wood stove at a bargain price, turns out it was for a dolls house. A palette of 500 mixed paperbacks...they were all the same book.. and you?

Perspective

Perspective

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'l

God save the queen

God save the queen.

The Salesman

The Salesman

Morris walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "We don't need anyone" they replied. "You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone, anytime, anything!" "Well we have two prospects that No One has been able to sell. If you can

lol

The blonde had been married about a year. One day she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy. He didn't know how to react, so he started jumping up and down along with her. "Why are we so happy?" he asked. She said, "Honey, I have some rea

Women - know your limits.

Women - know your limits

CS alternative

CS alternative

If CS was just bloggers blogland, what would the CS stand for ? Colourful storytellers Competitive singletons Crazy Seniors Caring Souls Creative sociopaths

new album out soon

new album out soon..

...called...Buzz Buzz hum Buzz Buzz

what women need to get ready

what women need to get ready....

Los Apodos of Your Childhood

Los Apodos of Your Childhood!!

Okay, so I'm being silly and just in time to get your attention. Los apodos are "Your nicknames" in Spanish. I had several growing up and into my adulthood as well. Let's have some fun and maybe a little "letting loose", so to speak, om hurtfu

first impressions

first impressions...

The first time I saw you was in the blogs, thought you were a nasty, bad mouth person, sharing your dates intimate pics to the world, bragging about things I really didn't believe you were doing. But now after meeting you in private I must say

lol

Wife asked her husband to describe her, husband said "you're A B C D E F G H I J K." Wife asked "what does that mean?" The husband said "adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fair, gorgeous, hot." She said "oh thats so lovely, what ab

lol

A man walks into a bar, and tells the bartender to pour him a 12 year old single malt scotch, before the trouble starts. The bartender pours his drink and quietly moves away. After finishing his drink, the man calls the bartender back and tells him,

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