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A young hiker is traveling thru a heavily wooded area and comes upon a Monastery full of friars and monks. He knocks on the door for directions, however he is invited inside for "Fish and Chips" for lunch. After lunch he exclaimed that this was t
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
If ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work, Immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or more of the following Antidotes: 1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE) 2. Refreshing U
Here is the story of Rhabarberbarbara German language is funny
I know it's late notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Minneapolis, MN at the new U. S. Bank Stadium on Sunday, February 4th. They are box seats and he paid $3,500 per ticket, which includes the ride to and from the air
The store with something for everybody. Classic comedy.
My girlfriend Amelia is great in bed, as a pillow!
I rear-ended a car this morning. Sooo there we were alongside the road, and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you get sooo stressed and little things seem just seem too funny? Yeah, well I c
I'm getting married.....................................
Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PAST: "One man with courage makes a majority." ~Andrew Jackson "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt "The buck stops here." ~Harry S. Truman "Ask not what your c
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and
ok looking for strange facts number one above number 2 below more ideas please why do we wash bath towels when they are only used to dry clean people
December 20 Electricity is back on, but had another 14 inches of the dang stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all day. The snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they’re too busy playing hockey. I think the
Just told my son he´s adopted......................
December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first ti
Go door to door selling "no soliciting" signs
... and since I created this blog , my name should not be mentioned .or im deleting your post So, who, in your opinion is the biggest weirdo, Male or Female ...and of cause, why?
I just saw this commercial for the first time tonight. It apparently debuted in 2013 during the Superbowl. It's kind of silly, but I couldn't help laughing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OszClgHHrq4 https:
I adore ridiculousness..............it is.... so.....”out of this world “.....imagine if...there was no ....................silliness
Solid gold life jackets Garlic flavored toothpaste Mesh condoms Vinegar nasal spray Rotten egg scented perfume Duct tape car tires Screen bottomed boat Beer flavored breath mints Wire bristle toothbrush Sandpaper toilet pap
Ever wondered why no one wrote or made a movie about Cinderella after she got married ...they lived happily ever after??? my arss ... Would you like to know what really Happened -??? She was a Witch who loved to party all night ,stilettos, ling
Yep! December 23. That most sarcastic of all Holidays (anti-holiday ) has rolled around once again! This relative newcomer to the Holiday Season was sprung upon an unsuspecting public during a 1997 episode of Seinfeld; this year
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me st
my wishes from santa is a man to cross oceans for me these Xmas holidays... but I can see I am left out I don't see snow where I live neither trees to cut for Xmas decorations as I love fresh stuff with natural scents... this Xmas is gonna
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husba
Hope everyone has a good week ahead.
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." Th
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I've seen so many serious blogs lately (mine included) and decided it's time for a bit of fun. I'm a big fan of parodies, in particular music parodies. It's not easy to put together humor and still make the lyrics make sense (well sometimes they
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you a club and a spade.
To an even happier Thanksgiving;.................. . . https://cdn.andertoons.com/img/toons/cartoon5841.png[/im
I taught my daughter many of the same. Mums, eh? Anatomy - Don't come running to me when you break both legs Religion - you'd better pray that comes out the carpet Logic - because I said so, that's why Irony - keep crying and I will
The ups and downs of the Stock Market frightened a lot of small investors. One guy went to his financial adviser at the bank and asked if he were worried. His adviser replied, "Well, let me put it this way, I sleep like a baby." The man was amazed
Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section. It was great.
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink in search of a solution. "Just put yourself in my hands for a few months", said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should b
These are slightly different from the typical blonde joke. A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and mine's wet." ---------------------
We are always hearing about men who send inappropriate pictures and messages to women. Women rarely do that though. I wish women would send me inappropriate pictures and messages
I finally figured out how to get a 10 inch d*ck. I just gotta fold it in half :)
A young fella was visiting his grandfather in the mountains one weekend. He figured that he would cook supper for for them both. He reached up in the cupboard and grabs some dishes, he looks at them and says "grandfather, do you wash your dishes?" Hi
A couple was going out for the evening. They had gotten ready, put the dog outside, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out, the dog runs back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while
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