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"There is no God"

The bible says a fool says in his heart there is no God, and then it says stay away from fools . Well thanks be to "LOGIC" for that loophole. Now all we have to do to avoid these bull shit opinionated blogs and bloggers is state that fact i

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One day an 85-year-old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing.... "I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25

Women....men take heed.

Biker with a Broken Zip

A couple were roaring down the road on a Honda motorcycle when the guy pulled over because his leather jacket had a broken zip. He told his girlfriend, "I can't keep driving any more, the air hitting me in the chest is unbearable." His girlfriend

Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaig

As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie.” I will definitely win the election. Donald s

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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbe

The Magical Frog

There once was a magical frog who lived in a huge forest. The forest was so big that he had never seen another animal as long as he lived. One day he was walking to the stream when he happened to come across a bear chasing a rabbit for his lunch.

Husband , Wife joke,

A husband comes home from work one day, later that night , him and the wife are going to bed. The husband turns to the wife and says, Dear ,did you put the cat out. The wife, with tears in her eyes says to her husband, Dear , the cat died today,:

The husband..

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The 5 Facts of Life

A wise person once said...the 5 facts of life are: 1.. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes. 2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is

Aging Cartoon Characters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlYqQ2DCQWg ENJOY!

Not wanting to feel left out....

...after you ladies read crazy;s blog about her screen saver love of her lifes huge beef jerkies meat, and scaring the shit out of the blue rinse bed wetting old biddy at the till. Some of you must feel deprived, left out and worthless. So why d

Blogland Party: Calling All Bloggers

Blogland is throwing a party, bloggers are not allowed to bring any outsiders…and everyone has to contribute. You all have responsibilities::uhoh: Bar full of drinks, Molly, Butterfly and Seagrit are in charge. Lots of desserts: DC Gambl

Deer Camp

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes to brea

Words Of Wisdom

Feel free to add to this one. Don't take laxatives and sleeping pills on the same night. Whatever is going on will pass. It may pass like a kidney stone but it will pass. Cats and waterbeds don't mix well. Garlic flavored breath mints was

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hi fellows who is the naughtiest person you have met on CS. share the story/ies with a

The Big Race

Just doesn’t cut the mustard

I speak a few languages, however, there are some defining statements in English that just don’t have that certain “punch” when said in a foreign language. For example.... The phrase “fat pig” has a nice harsh bite to it, yet translated literally i

Little Known Facts About Mahatma Gandhi....

He was a very spiritual man. He ate only vegetables. Thus, he was thin, slightly-built, and often had bad breath. He walked wherever he went and wore no shoes; his feet were very heavily calloused. He was a.... WAIT FOR IT.... Sup

Captain Rudolf Larrson

When I was young, Rudolf Larsson, lived across the road from us. He was a retired Norwegian sea captain and had long flowing flame red locks and a full beard. No-one in the neighbourhood ever went on holiday or arranged a wedding without consulting C

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A young man goes to a whorehouse to experience his first taste of sex. The madam suggests that he starts with a 69. He decides to give it a try. The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed, and instructs the young man what to do. Unfortuna

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A hunter gets a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is - so he does not tell them. His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for suppe

Are You Being Served?

This is a old British comedy, I used to love smoking a big fat one then watching this show lol.

Riddle for Seniors

I know some of you are not considered seniors. Thought you might enjoy this any way. Today's riddle for seniors... Here is the situation: You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop-off.

this is a serious blog for the women folk...

..having read the other similar blog I felt compelled to add some balance here. Its suggest that men are dirty old pervs because some want to unload on womens faces. As you know some women have the ability to squirt their jizz to..its reported

The Secret's Out Now

Everyone knows its my birthday soon so . . . . . . well, I'm a year older

A Common Boggle

Seems like a fair amount of us wonder why people use text shortcuts when they are not texting. What I don't understand is the way it's used when the rest of the sentence has spelled out words. For instance, "Ur supercalifragilisticexpealidocio

Who is the one being chased?

Who is the one being chased?

Brussel Sprouts and Eejits

Eejit: "I hate brussel sprouts" Me: "Why do you hate brussel sprouts?" Eejit: "I don't hate brussel sprouts. They just have to be prepared a certain way" Me: "How do you like brussel sprouts prepared?" Eejit: "Why are you asking me

Jokes

1, A man was caught speeding at midnight and was pulled over by a cop. Cop: Why were you speeding, sir? Drunk guy: i was underway for a lecture about sleeping late, alcohol, smoking too much and the nightlife. Cop: a lecture at midnight? and wh

Some good memories

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags,because plastic bags are not good for the environment. The woman apologized to the young girl and explained, "We didn't have thi

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Cows are Amazing!

Most of us just consider cows to be just farm animals, we should be more thankful for these Bovine creatures; History and political correctness have subdued some of the remarkable things cows have done such as: The obvious, they provide milk (Hard

Woman takes husband on road trip in casket

An Alaskan woman took her husband on one last road trip in an aluminum casket, using ice to keep his body cold. While she did not break the law, the mortuary has taken custody of the body, The Associated Press reported. Authorities were called

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Common Disorders

I personally suffer from a number of common disorders:- Short-skirtitis : Creates inflammation of the phallus organ resulting in phallo-spasmo. Narco-mammil :- Dreaming of female nipples. Schizoid scottylogdrop :-

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That’s all I needed!!!! ??????...I just got back home to find four Police Officers in my house looking for something, acting like lunatics!!!!! Even searching through my underwear drawers which was rather embarrassing!!! ????They checked under the ai

Woman gets revenge on coffee creamer thief

A woman who was fed up with her coworker using her coffee creamer without asking sought revenge by filling the container with her breast milk. According to The Sun Newspaper, the woman who identified herself as "B" waited until the end of the w

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Before Marriage read these lines up to down. After Marriage read these lines down to up one by one. BOY : Ohh! God im really waiting for this day . GIRL : May i leave now ? BOY : No , never . GIRL : Do you love me ? BOY : yes yes &

I can see the similarities here..