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Funny children's names: If your family name is Dover...
Probably the strangest names for children came from musician Frank Zappa. His daughter was named Moon Unit and his son was named Dweezil. When Moon was asked if her unusual name caused her problems when growing up, her reply was "Not really." Of cour
Photo Caption Contest - Lion ride
Create your own photo caption(s) for the following photo, if you like. My first entry is; For lunch Leo opts for tourist takeout. Here's the photo;
Words we use every day that (sometimes) aren't really words...
A list of words that I see/hear all the time that come to mind: wanna is the shortened version 'want to' as in "Be back shortly, I wanna get a drink" coz is the shortened version of 'because' for example "Coz you never know about th
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A man goes to bed one night and falls asleep. The next thing he knows, he is standing at the gates of heaven with St. Peter. He says "where am I?" St Peter replies "you died and you are at the gates of heaven. The man replied "omg no, I can't be dead
How our needs and wants change the older we get!
A 79-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her. After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.
Justice Ginsburg Speaks
Tag - Satire ================ Ginsburg: ‘I Am Mentally Fit Enough To Serve Through The End Of President Eisenhower’s Term’ WASHINGTON, D.C.—Dispelling rumors that the Supreme Court Justice could
A Wife Is Dreaming In Bed
She suddenly wakes up and shouts "hide quick, my husband is home". Her husband wakes up, gets out of bed and jumps out the window.
"Dreams can come true, they can happen for you, if....."
.....you read Andy's most recent column in The New Yorker. Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Family Flees to Moscow By Andy Borowitz July 27, 2018 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Bringing a tumultuous chap
The Inverse Vampire
It's been raining here a lot recently. In fact, this is the rainiest spring & summer in New Jersey (USA) that I remember. This week alone I was rained out of playing softball; Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and even though it was sunny today, the ga
Fear of deportation
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The End Is Near...
As a kid, I remember people holding signs on the street corners that read Repent - The end Is Near. It's 60 years later and I see less of those signs. Well, except for internet. You see those signs often. It's easier to make an internet post than sta
Schmokin Hot...
Years ago, I came across a dating site that had video chat rooms. I think the way the interface worked was someone would open a room and they would be the operator of the room. We could see the operator but not the other people in the room. I'm gues
Ivanka Trump's next business venture ?
You may have heard by now, that Ivanka Trump will be closing up her Chinese child sweat shop. Sad, so sad. https://www.npr.org/2018/07/24/632019337/ivanka-trump-is-closing-her-fashion-company So, what will the girl that has a father,
It's a case of up or down low
New timely satire from Borowitz This is subsequent to Dirty Don's very recent ALL UPPER CASE TWEET to Iran. Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump to Discontinue Obama-Era Practice of Using Lowercase Letters By Andy Bor
What are you seeking on here ?
That has to be the most popular question I get from women who initially contact me on here. It's in their first email to me and yet, I go to great efforts to pre-answer that in my profile, which they obviously haven't read. So, from now on, they
Highest Impeachment rating in history ? (satire)
Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Boasts That His Impeachment Will Get Higher TV Ratings Than All Other Impeachments By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an interview with NBC’s Lester Holt, Donald Trum
Husband Down
Haha!! This is a Good one!! A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans',
Trump invites Putin to the White House
SATIRE Satire from The Borowitz Report Leaders of ISIS and Al Qaeda Puzzled Why Trump Has Not Invited Them to White House By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The leaders of ISIS and Al Qaeda said on Friday
verbal diarrhea
the master has spoken .... and we all know who that is ????.. on his visit to the uk ..the one and only ..just could not zip it ... so now the whole world knows that the usa does not have any allies left ... as mr verbal , clearly stated ,,that Eu
Being an only child from a small village was tough...
That´s because I had to fuk someone else´s sister, yak yak!
Robert Mueller gets offers of help from somewhat surprising sources (satire from Borowitz).
Satire from The Borowitz Report Merkel Asks Mueller If There’s Anything She Can Do to Help By Andy Borowitz July 11, 2018 BRUSSELS (The Borowitz Report)—The German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, took a break from the NATO summit
Having a heck of a day......
I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" He says menacingly, as I burst into tears. "This is
Chasing Rabbits
An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in d
Chick Fil A song ala / Beatles
The Chick Fil A song by Tom Hawkins taking off on a Beatles classic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OwZGmYV-1I
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LOU & WEN!
Happy Birthday To Lou & Wen! Happy Birthday To Lou & You! Happy Birthday To Lou-OOOO & Wen-eNNN! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EmH9f0c9olc Grab A High Life & Sing Along, Y'all! Lou! Wen!
I bought a new Tri-Flex Fuel Truck.
It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline or E85. I had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated. The technician said to the radio, 'Pla
Can We Bring Back The Old Blog Format Please....
it's the one where most recent blogs appear on top and not the last commented one...? It's kinda strange reading multiple blogs form one blogger...boring actually and stale blogs keep appearing on top is also not cool, specially if they a
Truth on the lack of 'civility' by protestors
Here's Trevor Noah
The Male Robot Companion (MaRC) - a review
The way to sell to a man is to mark the product as exclusive and double the price. The way to sell to a woman is to say she can have two for the price of one. This is the main reason female robot companions have been the focus of the develope
Finally a believable explanation for Melania Trump's choice in jacket message. lol
Here is the explanation by 'Melania' herself. So, there you have it.
Four Men
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.” “That's odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse then y
Congratulations to Trump Voters - You've done it !!
Satire from The Borowitz Report Bar Officially Cannot Be Lowered By Andy Borowitz July 24, 2015 MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—A group of scholars who have been monitoring the descent of the bar over the past few decade
Robot Bartender
A GUY GOES INTO A BAR IN NEW YORK WHERE ALL THE BARTENDERS ARE ROBOTS: THE GUY SITS DOWN AT THE BAR AND THE ROBOT ASKS: "WHAT WILL YOU HAVE? THE GUY REPLIES, "WHISKEY." THE ROBOT BRINGS BACK HIS DRINK AND ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR IQ?" THE GUY SAYS, "16
THE HAIRCUT
Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting. One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing communit
A Few Chuckles
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply sayi
Terrific News from Singapore :)
Satire from The Borowitz Report Kim Jong Un Offers to Host Peace Talks Between United States and Canada By Andy Borowitz 11:13 A.M. SINGAPORE (The Borowitz Report)—One day before his summit with Donald J. Trump, the North Ko
ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND.
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and ther
"OMG ! You'll never guess what !"
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The Superbowl Winners to meet with Mueller lol
I'm not sure if you have been following this situation, or not. But Dirty Don Trump started a whole big to do, because several of the black football players decided to respectfully kneel, instead of stand up, during playing of the USA national ant