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The Newest Impossible Burger
It's made from unicorns. Buy one, get 2 free. Ask about our new bigfoot shoe line and our alien probes.
Once Upon an Impeachment
Sure to be a holiday classic.
The Night Sky
LONG and long ago in another life I lived on this beautyfull Island, In thoes times we did not think about the night sky I am in Zeeland spending Charismas with dear friends We walk the Dogs just before going to bed Then I saw the N
Christmas on the crazy Maine coast....
...I wish posting pics, etc., on CS blogs was easier for Luddite dinosaurs like me. But once again, with such warmer snow mobile and even motorcycle weather, I've been saving the miles on the vierk vintage (now technically antique), road machine, by
Ho, ho, ho !
What ? I just put in my order for today & tomorrow. One for tonight and 2 for tomorrow. Looks like Santa isn't the only one cumming to town. https://i.pinimg.com/236x/7a/7c/d3/7a7cd35d3b82aec4
Apparently, a god DID have a hand in Trump's election.....lol
From The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Eris, Greek Goddess of Chaos, Confirms That She Wanted Trump to Be President By Andy Borowitz MT. OLYMPUS (The Borowitz Report)—Partially confirming Sarah Huckabe
Rarity
Christmas greetings to all friends and frenemies alike. Enjoy this holiday gift. After years of fruitless searching I've discovered my white rhino, my unicorn. That rarest of rarities - A funny Asian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v
Open mic...
A coworker... tall guy with a loud voice who often cracks jokes had mentioned he loves to sing and is in a men's chorus. I've known this for a while. Last week, after he made a joke, I said "Maybe you should do some stand-up" and his reply was "Funny
I Get Out Of Jail Tonight
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I Am In Jail
Yup, I am in jail. I got to tell you, its not good. I posted something on facebook and they said something about nudity and s*xual content or something and I been handed a 72 hour jail sentence
Quote of the night - Jimmy Fallon
“Of course, it’s a dark stain on his legacy; but on the bright side, Trump finally managed to win a popular vote,” ~ Jimmy Fallon
I've fallen and I can't get up!
Two generations ago, Mrs. Fletcher laying on the ground holding her Life Alert remote necklace, called the emergency monitoring dispatcher and shouted "I've fallen and I can't get up!" This started as a TV commercial and sales based on fear sent a m
Beyond the three year which hunt....Failed, serial, hunts...
...VERY failed. Got to thinking, in terms of the political posts hereabouts. And about the almost one track mindsets and activities of the TD-HDS of pols and their media, for three full years. No quarter, monolithic approach to pursuing our Brilliant
Presenting Trump's newest African-American
This was on a couple of nights ago;
Giuliani's Ukrainian Big Top Adventure
Satire from The Borowitz Report Giuliani Kidnapped by Ukrainian Circus By Andy Borowitz 10:30 A.M. KYIV (The Borowitz Report)—While on a mission to Ukraine to acquire information about the business dealings of Hun
I know what you want for XMas this year
I just don't know the color you want. You just have to promise me, that you will wear it...... .....to your next court appearance.
lol
Saturday morning I woke up in a hurry, dressed up quietly, got my lunch ready, took the dog, and then rushed to the garage where I attached the boat to my jeep and I was on my way. Unfortunately the weather was terrible so I had to head back home an
lol
A blonde was asked what the capital of California was, she replied "the big "C". Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes ? A: Knock on the hatch Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in your closet?? A: Last years hide and go seek win
Criticism
A very bad word for most... Who wants to be criticised...like circumcised....? Who wants to be called a critic... Now on a scale of 0 to 1, how critical are you...? The general answers will be:- Yes Not me Who you talking too Definite
Those aren't the right words to the song...
It all started here... 1963 and I was 11 years old. The Kingsmen, Louie Louie "Every night at 10 I lay her again... I fvk all girls all kinds of ways..."
OK. I hear you. Friday's impeachment inquiry was not exciting enough for you
Yes, the crimes of (so called) President Trump are not "exciting" enough for you. While perhaps treasonous and impeachable, they lack the titillation of an affair with a pornstar, or the claim of being able to shoot people on 5th Avenue. I get i
it is that time again
Day 2. Who is keeping track really...okay...I am This is the second Robert blog in 2 days. I must be sick... I actually am sick. Like our fellow blogger Palms, I too am getting over the flu. It is that time again. Turkey
Two Brooms
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very b
lol
A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would ki
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A guy goes to the doctor one day with a stomach ache. After describing the symptoms to the doctor, the doctor diagnoses him with a rare bug that needed treatment and the only way to treat it was with a enema. The guy drops his pants, the doctor says
The Bronze Rat
A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he mu
COSTEMOLOGIST
I'm always entertained when I read a profile and the person cannot spell their profession. In this case... wannabe profession. Today it's the woman in school to be a costemologist. Of the list of favorites would be a doctir. 40 miles from
I did three.
This is the fourth. Who can beat me? Is that even a question? I think I am already beaten. Sorry for hogging the first page. Now bump me to the second page with something be
Rocket man cuts him off
Tonight in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Kim Jong Un Told Trump He Was Too Busy Developing Ballistic Missiles to Help Him with Biden Thing By Andy Borowitz 5:40 P.M. PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Rep
On Twitter
This one was actually published last year. But in some ways, I think it may be even more appropriate in the near future. Enjoy. Satire from The Borowitz Report Rex Tillerson: I Hope Trump Finds Out He’s Impeache
About late last night
Apparently, things are too complicated for SOME people. So, for them lets keep it simple;
Women and men here on CS, and humour....
...I've found that almost all of the regular bloggers here are decent and bright folks, from whom I continue to learn things. Most grateful, even when the politics don't quite always align. But sometimes I worry that, who would have thunk it, men an
Democrat Great Story For 2020
We so sorry. We so busy with failing impeachment last 4 year we don't get single thing you want done. But vote for us and we will do now. We promise to you.
From beyond the grave
Satire from the Borowitz Report. “How Has This Bastard Not Been Impeached Yet?” Nixon Asks in Hell By Andy Borowitz 6:14 P.M. HELL (The Borowitz Report)—The former President Richard M. Nixon became the latest person
Here on the many thousand hectare Vierk estate.....
it's mid harvest time. As I look from the fourth story A/C widdow's watch roof tower, onto the verdant fields, Chardonnay in hand, viewing busy underpaid illegal immigrant farmworkers, many mere children, slaving away, most separated long ago from pa
A most stellar lineup at the Dem pander party....
....TV guffaw generator. Is there a doctor carrying dementia and antipsychotic medications in the house? Free everything for our illegals and non producers, while we eat the rich. Unless one values under 2% support, looks like we are down to three ex
Daddy...
A young boy goes to his father and says "Daddy?" The father replies "Yes son" and the son says "Daddy, I have a question" The father says "son, what's your question?" The boy asks "Is Rotterdam a bad word?" The father thinks for a second... Rotte
Cherry bag
A man he had five children, one day, the man comes home with a bag full of cherries. The children come to him and ask .... Kids - Dad, Dad what did you bring us? The father, puts his hand in bags, takes out 5 cherries, and gives them one to each ch
How does it feel...?
How does it feel to be a bloger.......?......?.............?
Not all CS dates work out well
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Announcing the new CS emoji
No if ands or butts about it. Sorry to drop this on you. Butt, just don't overuse it and make an asz out of yourself.