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More Morning Humor
Retired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrives at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he h
I have a sense of Humor :)
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Pretty Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentle
I love a Good Joke
Edith and Marie were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. Edith pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking. Marie: What's that? Edith: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't g
Monday Morning Humor ,,
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and s
HAPPY ST, PATRICK'S DAY ( Funny)
Happy St. Patrick's Day!! Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creatu
Laugh for the day
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex". Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "Id like to have one too." Then I s
Friday
Going Home I've Done My Time Fantastic weekend to everyone. I'm gone.....
Buy,sell,or trade
Thought CS should have a buy,sell,and swap section Be a great way to get members to meet with perhaps financial gain for both. So I thought I would start it off free to a good home one slightly used air guitar Couple of missing strings , but
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Border Collie – just one, and then I’ll replace any wiring that isn’t up to code German Shepherd – I’ll change it as soon as I’ve escorted everyone from the dark and checked to make sure no-one is still inside, or has taken advantage of the situati
Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol
Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit. *This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce
Pleasant surprise!
I lost my set of house keys. Called every place I have been to see if they found any keys. People would have thought I am a total nut. Nevermind! I am not worried about the keys but miss my tiny gorilla in the key tag. I
I read your blogs...
I do. Really, I do... All of them. I do...
Dear Doctor...
Dear Doctor, last week my turds started floating. The nurse at the clinic said it's because I need more iron in my diet. I told my carpenter friend who gave me a box of cut nails and said to suck on these and it will raise the iron levels in my body.
Three tips for becoming a well liked blogger on CS
While very few will be able to check all three boxes, two is still better than one. #1 Be nice. People tend to like people who are nice better than as$holes. #2 Be interesting. While this is hard for some people, those who can pull it off will
Reminded of another....Chap.
Satire from The Borowitz Report El Chapo Says He Is Victim of Phony Witch Hunt By Andy Borowitz 10:33 A.M. NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In his first interview since being found guilty on all counts in his U.S. tri
The porpose of lithe
As we are now pre listing proposed blog titles and the meaning/ purpose of life Has been done to death 10,000 times here I'm calling dibs on this
Trump's "Executive Time" lol
Some of you are probably aware that the schedule of Donald Trump, acting as president, has recently been leaked, and no, I am not referring to the Russian hookers. If you aren't up to speed yet, you can go to this link from Business Inside
just to lighten the mood
A guy walks into a bar and sees three large pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling, this got him curious so he asked the barmen about them, so the barman explained ... 'well, sir .. if you can jump and manage to slap the meat then you get free d
I adopted a liberal
I have a pet liberal.... Yeah I have to confess. I found one I felt sorry for and kind of adopted it, probably because it wasn't very smart. I named it Soupy. It was a very short little liberal, homeless, no pedigree....a mutt. But like all well
The thousand comment blog
Please help me I'm trying to cut and paste my way to the title of most commented blog.. If I post a comment every day it will take me just over 3 years As I only have limited time online (yet seem to be here 24/7)I must be running so
Trump gives advice to government workers not receiving paychecks.
And as a bonus, hot off The New Yorker today; Forever By Andy Borowitz 10:57 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a b
AN IRISH woman who married the ghost of a 300-year-old pirate....
Things must be getting a bit tough for our sweet little Irish Girls........ Story from the Irish Post: AN IRISH woman who married the ghost of a 300-year-old
Jan. 21 - National Hugging Day!
I clicked the Google birthday candles doodle & discovered that Jan. 21 is (among other things) the 33rd Annual National Hugging Day in Murka and several other countries. Who knew It's unclear which countries recognize the day, so ch
People Will Do Anything
Anything!
lol
Shortly after take-off aboard an Air Canada flight from St. John's to Boston, the head flight attendant nervously said, "I don't know how this happened but we have 103 passengers on board and unfortunately we received only 40 dinners. I truly apologi
I'm not loving it.
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Those On The Clock
'They are paid, to be nice to customers. its not that . They Like you. its that.-- they are obligated
Scottish Obituary
A Scottish woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the Obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. The Editor informs her that there is a charge of $1 per word. She pauses, reflects, and then she says, "Well then, le
Humans: The highest order of animals......
Humans are unique. Let?s cite some proof to prove that idea. In the Bible, it claims that humans alone are created in the image of God, and given a mandate to husband or care for the rest of the earth that God created. It includes plants, animals on
Pelosi has very bold move to end government shutdown quickly lol
Satire from The Borowitz Report Pelosi Says She Will Skip Trump and Negotiate Directly with Putin By Andy Borowitz 11:43 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold gambit to end the government shutdown, the H
Rudy Giuliani comes up with 'brilliant' loophole for Trump lol
Perhaps Trump's best excuse yet Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump’s Lawyers Argue That He Cannot Be Impeached Because He Was Never Actually Elected By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what the
The 'Great' Negotiator. lol
Breaking news ! Trump is holed up in the Whitehouse refusing to leave and hopefully holding his breath until the Democrats approve $ 5 Billion for a wall. That tactic may have worked with his father, when he was 5 years old. But, it isn'
Eye wood bee in treble...
Eye all waves re lye on my speel ling checkered cause eye meek sew Manny miss steaks when tie ping. Read ding sung of duh blogs hair aye thank sung peeps should bee dew wing the sane as me. ----- You may have noticed when speaking into your cellp
I just heard GREAT news !
Yep. All your Christmas expenses, no matter how much. Trump is going to have Mexico pay for them. Whew, what a relief.
How do you break up a fist fight between 2 blind men ?
It's really quite simple, All you do is shout....... "Hey I got $20 on the one with the knife."
I suppose it was my fault
The other night my girlfriend got unusually quiet. I thought, "Uh oh ! She must be in one of those moods". But then, I realized that, I had accidently handed her a glue stick, instead of Chapstick. Whoops !
Too funny & sad.
The person who Donald Trump just appointed to the position of chief of staff, Mick Mulvaney, is recorded on video stating that Donald Trump is "a terrible human being" during his campaign. Do we have a pool yet on how long this guy will last
About last night lol
Colbert's monologue in 2 parts;
A love story to bring a tear to your eye
Ole & Lena lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah
One wonders, what could change his mind so drasticly. lol
In The New Yorker today; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Suddenly Expresses Deep Concern About Conditions in Nation’s Prisons By Andy Borowitz 11:34 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a sudden departure from