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Geezer vs Young

Geezer vs Young

An old physician, Doctor Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000." Doctor Digger

Your daily dose of Donald... Thanksgiving Edition!

It's been a crazy month with Hurricane Nicole whacking Mar-a-Lago, Trump abandoning TRUTH for a reinstated Twitter account, the judge on the FBI search no longer accepting delays, his accountant testifying against him in his tax fraud case. I used t

Turkey Denied Presidential Pardon After Photos Emerge Of It Attending January 6

Turkey Denied Presidential Pardon After Photos Emerge Of It Attending January 6

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a break from a long-standing tradition, the White House announced that this year's Thanksgiving turkey

Words That End in AN

Words That End in AN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gRZphKc4kg

RABBI LYNCH UM

RABBI LYNCH UM!!!!!!!!!

Haaretz | U.S. News Netanyahu Defends Trump: 'He's Not Antisemitic, He Has Jewish Family' In an interview with MSNBC, Netanyahu explains that the former president simply feels unappreciated by American Jews for his unprecedented support for Israel

Where is Nancy

Where is Nancy?

School board candidate facing furious backlash after photo reveals his 'Where is Nancy?' costume I will vote for th

Top 10 Reasons People Are Still Voting For Democrats

Top 10 Reasons People Are Still Voting For Democrats

Wondering why people actually still vote for Democrats? Believe it or not, there are still Democrat voters out there and we've compiled their top reasons for doing so! 1. They're dead: Hard to object to candidates like Joe Biden when you are no lo

Siamese Elephants

Siamese Elephants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8A55T78W28

HALLOWEEN

HALLOWEEN

Soon it will be Halloween. And you may be caught by the ghosts and ghouls. Have you ever been caught by the ghoulies? It can be painful.

And now we break for a little humor

And now we break for a little humor

A couple had been wanting to have a child for so long, and was so desperate that they consulted a Shaman hoping that he could solve their problem. The Shaman said that they would have their first child next year, with a condition that it is accomp

Biden Explains We Can Only Come Together As A Nation By Exterminating The Republican Half

Biden Explains We Can Only Come Together As A Nation By Exterminating The Republican Half

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring call for unity and peace in America, President Biden today called for killing off half the country. "It's real simple, folks! " said President Biden. "America can be united if we can just murder everyone who disagr

Joke of the day...

I thought I'd take a break from political topics and post something I find hilariously funny. It isn't often someone who is so creative that despite being impeached twice, lost a reelection, takes top level classified documents home and ignores NARA'

Conservatives dictionary...

I'm thinking about writing a book for liberals to understand words spoken by Conservatives. It will be sort of a political dictionary and the title will be: "I speak Connese, do you?" Examples of the first edition will include words like: far

What happened to Liz Cheney

What happened to Liz Cheney

The FBI Raid On Melanias Closet Was Justified Says Merrick Garland

'The FBI Raid On Melania's Closet Was Justified,' Says Merrick Garland

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With many Americans up in arms over the unprecedented raid of former President Trump's residence in Mar-a-Lago by the FBI, Attorney General Garland released a statement to assure everyone the raid was completely justified.WASHINGTO

Online Urban Legend

Online Urban Legend

Everyone who browsed or read this blog. Will be single & lonely for the rest of their lives. No love life, no money & no YUMMY HOTDOG! Unless they greet, click a like or post a wish comment.

FLASH Musk might make an offer and buy the FBI Will Clintons sell

FLASH! Musk might make an offer and buy the FBI. Will Clintons sell?

I doubt this acquisition is true but many are Fed up with the Left and the new alphabet?

New way to be

New way to be?,

When I was younger life was simple, no smart phones, I talked to my kids most every day, BUT NOW! They have nothing to say, there’s something on Facebook or some other site, they can’t communicate, its just not right, family meals don’t exist, af

PRESIDENT DE VENEZUELA MADURO

PRESIDENT DE VENEZUELA MADURO

birds of a feather.....

Famous Monsters of Politics

Famous Monsters of Politics

Which are your favorites?

Graham Martin is in the Hospital

Graham Martin is in the Hospital

Who the hell is GRAHAM? Well Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen his wife, says. "Where the hell have you been?" Graham replies. "I was getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo?" She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a

10 Great Ways To Reverse The Recession

10 Great Ways To Reverse The Recession

Here are some great ways reverse the recession immediately: 1. Turn the GDP chart upside down: Wow, that was easy! 2. Change what the word "recession" means: Why yes, the economy is experiencing good vibes. Thank you for asking, Mr. Doocy. 3. Pl

Voice Recognition Lift

Voice Recognition Lift

A message from women everywhere

A message from women everywhere

Worms vs Whiskey

Worms vs Whiskey

If you put a worm in a glass of water it will swim around. If you put that same worm in a glass of whiskey it will die. Moral of the story, if you drink whiskey, you won't have worms.

Rich Little Impersonates Reagan Joe Biden Mike Lindell MORE

Rich Little Impersonates Reagan, Joe Biden, Mike Lindell & MORE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kVA5CtHVBU

learn by example

learn by example

Here's the Middle finger. Andrea Jenkyns, a Tory MP, made the rude gesture on Thursday when a crowd booed her as she entered Downing Street to watch UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson deliver his resignation speech. The kids love her to bits.

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they arent prepared for the answer

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and ask

Sunny days and Rainy days

Sunny days and Rainy days

Treat others as you would like to be treated. When you have the urge to go out and look for a fight in a bar rather than staying at home with a confrontational machete wielding woman, choose going on a sea fishing boat trip. This way only the

Naming your child for a month of the year...

I've always wondered what parents were thinking when they name their children after a month. I did hear of one girl named June who was born in August. Probably an overdue pregnancy

MY PHONE

MY PHONE!

I lost my phone just yesterday, I'm traumatised and lost, I can't speak in conversation, I just don't know what to do, I don't know whatsapp with my friends, my parents want to talk to me, again, that's twice this month, I can't tweet, I can't f

What time is it

What time is it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21mLECfpv3M

The walls are closing in on former President Trump

The walls are closing in on former President Trump

Jan. 6 Committee Says Cassidy Hutchinson Told Them That She Heard Mark Meadows Say That A Secret Service Agent’s Friend’s Cousin’s Husband Once Heard That One Of Trump’s Other Aides Said She Thinks She Heard Him Say He Wanted To 'Do An Insurrectio

Memorable moments

Memorable moments!

What is the most memorable moments of your life? Finding Santa did not exist? Seeing Man walk on the Moon (or not), finding out that the girl next door was in Her tree with Her binoculars watching You?

If you had know then what you know now what would you do

If you had know then what you know now, what would you do?

Did you know a picture is worth a thousand words? If I had know that then, I'd have taken a picture of my ex!

Just a Question to all the females

Just a Question to all the females

My partner told me to grow a pear, well, I did but she still was not happy, Why?

Grifter...

Grifter is a slang word that describes a person who operates a side show at a circus, especially a gambling attraction. Also, grifters are known to be swindlers as in dishonest gambler, or the like. (stated in dictionary.com) I caught a video int

Typo...

I think a lot faster thant I type and I find I'm sending to omuch time fizing typos. If I didn't correct my typos I'm sure people wouldn;t be able to comprehend what I was saying. So this id my odfficial yopo blog with out corrections. I remember m

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