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If you want 10 inches or more

If you want 10 inches, or more....

.... come to New Jersey today or tomorrow and you'll get it good. We have a surplus of inches. We already have about 11 inches of snow and it isn't stopping anytime soon. It's predicted to keep snowing about another 24 hours. So, if you lik

For Pete's Sake...

A serious blog today. I don't know who Pete is and I'm guessing his real name is Peter. People have been saying 'For Pete's Sake' easily 4 generations now. That would make Pete more than 100 years old. Pete gets mentioned in lots of conversations an

How is your dipstick

How is your dipstick?

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The rascist woman on msnbc

The rascist woman on msnbc

A blog about the blogs

A blog about the blogs

The real world. So where do we begin. At the risk of being hipakritical but a comment or too about our blogs as is the title. Chillyarse,nasictivnasty,veerawayfrom,Rizrazer. Most of these dungbettles !Ike the sound of Thier own typing. They a

Dons private note to Joe

Don's private note to Joe

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Preview

Preview

This hasn't aired yet. It will air at 1 am on Thursday. I hope you enjoy it; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urOP5TtYc1E

Staying on great terms with ex'es....even those from Texas....

...not common, but it happens, with the talented and grounded, VERY much such of God's good earth. Celebrating my legal successes over a decent but uninformed, stubborn younger sibling, in my two year task. Gag me! Having been honored to be named

Quote of the day

Quote of the day

Sadly, it's much too late for some. They are brain dead.

It Wasnt Me

It Wasn't Me

A new parody music video produced by Reason magazine mocks Democratic lawmakers who were caught breaking their own lockdown rules during the coronavirus pandemic.

Vaccine...

His name was Eugene and he took some vaccine... Everything was keen until his skin turned green... The doctors hadn't see anything like Eugene, So they cut out his spleen and he began to to get mean. (more later, I'm off to work)

2022 and Google

Ordering a Pizza in 2022 CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut? GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry. GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month. CALLER: OK. I would lik

A Perfect Storm

Living under lock down for weeks now There was no frie works on new years eve ,only a bell ringing on the other side of this small town.. And to make matters worse The Remarkable wet himslef <sad> Still every thing was not lost I went back

Miss a women

Miss a women

Hello fellow bloggers especially you ladies. Oh I do miss a partner I have to do my washing,cleaning,shopping clean my car make my bed. Where are girls I miss you.Come and change my life so that I can have more time to go down the pub ,play golf,et

Safe and Content in SA

At this present moment most Caucasian folk feel quite safe in South Africa. On the one hand we have a radical political party (Economic Freedom Fighters, EFF} that has a policy of chasing all the whites into the sea when they come into power.. :he

Think Twice,

before asking someone to help with a Photoshop.... More at: https://guff.com/these-people-asked-the-wrong-guy-for-photoshop-help You know, the Fr

Sara Cooper lip synching actual Trump statements i e on drug test lol

Sara Cooper (lip synching actual Trump statements) i.e. on drug test lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XpVcXO3sYU

Christmas Joke

Christmas Joke

This morning on Christmas, a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a little girl on her brand-new bike. The cop says to the young little girl, "Nice bike you got there sweetheart. Did Santa bring that for you?" “Ye

My blog

My blog

It's just a blog

Advice Needed from cs Experts please.

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The funniest thing I've heard all week...

The funniest thing I've heard all week was a Tweet from former news anchor Dan Rather:

Ho Ho Ho

Ho Ho Ho ?

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Refusing to leave a job that he hates even after being fired

Refusing to leave a job that he hates, even after being fired.

From The New Yorker; Man Refuses to Leave Job He Hates By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A Florida man who hates th

Holiday Cheer

Holiday Cheer!

God rest ye silly gentlemen Let nothing you dismay Remember mainstream media is Nothing to believe. Save us from all your BS blogs And give it all a rest. All tidings of misery and hate Misery and hate Oh tidings of misery and hate .

Ha The Beatles were WRONG

Ha ! The Beatles were WRONG !

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Love-Metal-Hanger-Sign/333638438109?hash=item4dae668cdd:g:HNwAAOSwBDpe-N-2 You CAN buy 'Love'. Only $11.80 & $11.10 shipping.

Happy Thanksgiving to all

Happy Thanksgiving to all !

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Whining... the likes of which the world has never seen before.

Get ready America. Democrats complained about the Trump administration. This has been going on for 4 years. That was nutthin' If there are 'world-class' whiners, it's the Republicans. No one can come close to the amount of whining they can do. They'

Mercedes AA all electric car

Mercedes AA all electric car

New Mercedes AA all electric car that runs on 9648 AA batteries.

Christmas gifts for yourself what would it be

Christmas gifts for yourself...what would it be?

I know this is something that is not the typical gift. It really has not appealed to me since the first day I have heard of them. But now...especially with Covid....I am going to wish for Santa to deliver me one of Robert's silk screen pillows. Ho

Kids say the darndest things...

...As do fake teachers. I remember, when I was a real, certified educator, actually working in classrooms/laboratories, the tougher days of one of my male charges. The scrawniest kid in the school, with a squeeky voice to boot, and no facial hair to

On the CREATION

On the CREATION

And God CREATED Man in His Own Image" God is ALL Colors of MANKIND Including BLACK but when God gazed upon Hi

Covid 19 vaccine

The company Pfizer, which today announced the vaccine against Covid-19 soon, is the same company that created Viagra. Therefore, we can fully rely on the announced vaccine, because if Pfizer was able to raise the dead, they will much more easily cur

A Brief (Less Than ONE Second) Commentary On What Can Be Expected

Of Ol' Joe's Presidency - The Look On The Signers Face When Joe Speaks In Tongues Sez It ALL - Freakin' PRICELESS!! Ol' Joe speaking in tongues, A sign language interpreter's interpretation of gibberish - AND, For y'all's comparison, Bob Tilton sp

Breaking news Michigan finds more

Breaking news: Michigan finds more...

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Trump awarded 3 states today

Trump awarded 3 states today.

The Republicans said it wasn't over. They warned us that the counting wasn't done. Some of the totals are in now, and Trump has dominated 3 states. . . . . . The state of delusion, the state of denile, and the state of insanity were all domin

stop crying

stop crying

for gods sake ,what is wrong with people ,,stop crying because things did not go your way, man up and deal with it , instead of behaving like spoilt kids and throwing your toys out of the pram, what will be will be ,,,end of,,,

Oh my God His lawyers found a loophole

Oh my God !! His lawyers found a loophole !

Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Month of November By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—D

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