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Funnies
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure? If I break the laws of Physics do I go to jail? Will you die if you get scared half to death twice? If quitters never win, and
To make you smile
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quippe
Wakeup Kiss
Have you ever woken up in the morning, just felt lucky that you are alive, looked at the beautiful gal sleeping next to you, and then leaned over and gave her a great big kiss ? Well, I did this morning. And now apparent
Shoplifting
An old lady gets caught shoplifting. On court day the lady and her husband who goes with her stands before the judge and he says to her, "Why did you shoplift?" And she says "I was hungry." The judge says "What did you take?" She replies, "A can of p
Yup
It sucks how every girl I am interested in is either taken or has good taste in men
Is It Time For A Nursing Home?
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an elderly person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the
Strange Stuff tMic Says
I say some pretty strange things sometimes. Join me for a romp in the playground of my mind. There is no rhyme or reason to it. Some of it is just off the wall banter, some are rants I have had online and some are some weird dream
Ikea
Have a nice weekend
Some Humor
I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already. Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a shi-tzu. A young blonde fears her husband is having an affair. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she finds him in
Hollyweed! :)
Is there someone here knows who did this? ;)
That Explains It
When a woman is attracted to a man, she speaks in a higher tone of voice. That explains why every woman I talk to sounds like Barry White
Show Your Joe
Show Your Joe
Christmas in the tropics
Hah...You're wrong. I'm not going to complain about the heat. Cause I like it. No, I'm going to complain about my Christmas present. My bad. My friend got me a lovely new smart phone for Christmas. Well, I think I'm too stupid to own a
It's FESTIVUS! For The REST OF US!!
YOUTUBE The Story Of Festivus Yep! December 23...FESTIVUS! The most irreverent, sacrilegious, un-commercialized holiday that celebrat
Christmas Party Illusion
He spotted her immediately He was starstruck at her beauty Vibrant russet locks flowing down her back Cheekbones cut from pure granite Breasts that defied gravity & science Electric blue eyes that beguiled him home http://yoursmiles.o
lol
Hello? Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone? No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After a brief pause, daddy say but honey you dont have an Uncle Paul. Oh yes I do, & hes upstairs in the room with mommy right now. Brie
What really went down with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
You might call this another 'cold case.' I think we might have enough evidence here to press charges against all those other reindeer. You know the ones I'm talking about..Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Donner, and Blitzen. It's a
Christmas Humor
I once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included.” Q: Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen always wet? A: Because they are rain deer. As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christm
Would You Believe It?
My neighbor came knocking on my door at 3 am. Can you believe it, 3 am? Luckily for him, I was still up playing my drums.
The Benefits of Laser Vision Correction
Many folks will be nervous regarding the treatment with questions like what if something goes wrong? So it's a very understandable fear. I had a hard time convincing my self to take the plunge... But boy am I glad I did!! As an avid movie PC Ga
Christmas Shopping
Frank and Dianne were in a local shopping center just before Christmas. Dianne suddenly noticed that Frank was missing, and as they had a lot to do, she called him on his cell phone. Dianne asked, "Frank, where are you? You know that we have lo
A Few Laughs
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant. “No, not yet. The
Attention
I learned long ago some people are just smug self righteous a**hole...begging for attention... Crying in public about how they are mistreated or giving others grief for their perceived crimes... Time to quit whinging an
lol
A man was complaining to a friend, "I had it all - money, a magnificent house, a fast car, the love of a beautiful woman... then, poof! It was all gone!" "What happened?" asked the friend. "My wife found out..."
:-)
I'm corresponding with a scammer right now, bantering back and forth! Trying to set a 'booby' trap for him!
Old Guy Trying To pick up Young Ladies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItXKGyO6cRA
Christmas Humor
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper! What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
Who do you want down your chimney Xmas eve
Bagsy berrysmoothie in that outfit.....Don't think they make chimney big enough for chunky bums mind
Dead Penguins - I never knew this!
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The pengui
LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP?
A lexophile of course! • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is
just for fun
A man walks into a pub, notices a very large jar on the counter,and sees that it's 'stuffed solid' with £10 notes. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand pounds in it.He approaches the barman and asks, "Why is money in that jar???".... "Well
Donald and Hillary Go Fishing in the Winter...
How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call ? With an fishing contest in northern Wisconsin in January, of course! After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary and Donald were deadlocked. Instead of
Oops
His request approved, the CNN News photographer chartered a flight from the local airport, and was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jump
Its Friday....
Whats the height of being intoxicated? When you walk across the dance floor to buy another drink and you win the Singles Dance Competition.. Yo
$10 complaint
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"