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Eating with a facemask
With the easing on the opening of restaurants, and before I make my reservations, I experimented with a number of ways of how to tackle one of my favourite pasta dishes – that of spaghetti olio, aglio e peperoncino – all while wearing a facemask.
Just wondering....
...if the best 2 players in the world have a match between one another, is it still appropriate to call the game..... BADminton ?
He never got any respect
Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield He said... With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service. My wife only has sex with
The Cruel attack by Obama on Trump
From the New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Obama’s Barrage of Complete Sentences Seen as Brutal Attack on Trump By Andy Borowitz CHICAGO (The Borowitz Report)—In
Comedic Actor Jerry Stiller dies at 92 of 'natural causes'
Perhaps best known for his bizzarre father roles on Seinfeld and The King of Queens, as well as his previous stand-up routines with his wife, as 'Stiller & Meara'. Today from CNN; Actor and comedian Jerry Stiller has died of natura
Consistent Testing results for AG, Bill Barr
Today from The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Bill Barr Tests Negative for Integrity By Andy Borowitz May 8, 2020 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a test result that he called “a tremendous reli
Soap on a rope...
When I was a kid, we had soap on a rope hanging in the shower. I'm guessing it was English Leather and had a strong 'woody' scent. Not sure where it came from and my guess is a gift. We only had it hanging there for the scent and none of my family ac
Laugh, Donald at his best continue
Your POTUS at his best. https://youtu.be/SaMWjsYQud0
We all need a good laugh. Donald at his best
Relax those smile muscles. https://youtu.be/Fwfk5FUUbTM
The Bushman At Work,,
With most of us under shoot down Its time for laugh.. https://www.facebook.com/RRyanlewis/?eid=ARC_EfcUYBfTXa3iehJ96Nm3Lp8rpJpFJPsplCAQjCN043MWfn4GxIDcZNseuR5rTDljG41g7Q9_ZElt :bana
Math Quiz.....determine your favorite Movie
Hope this quiz gives you smile in these times, This quick quiz should do the trick. Grab a paper and pencil and do what it says. You will be amazed how accurate this is. For as long as I can remember, I have loved math tricks. This one really works!
A Serious Idea for You to Ponder
If the sign in the middle of a grassy area, says "Keep Off The Grass"........ How did it get there ?
Way forward.
Okay. This Corona virus wont keep us in lockdown forever. Someday we will go back to work. Some day we will join our families and friends again for birthdays, holidays, weddings, funerals and everything under the sky. How will we get to that
Song Update
Can he see it in your eyes, or your bathroom ?
Flip-Flops...
Simple rule... I don't walk around barefooted. My preference is/are shoes and socks but In the house, I wear men's sandals aka flip-flops. Once a week, they go into the shower, get sprayed with bleach cleaner and rinsed. Last week, my favorite Ocea
Bob called...
Yesterday, Bob a personal friend and former associate called. Bob: Hi Tony, Bob here. How are you doing? Me: Good Bob, just making the best of retirement with 3 naps a day. How are you? Bob: Except for the dry cough and fever I'm fine... (s i l e
Hot off the press; No one (who can't read) could have seen the pandemic coming
Yesterday in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Study: No One Could Have Seen Pandemic Coming Except People Capable of Reading By Andy Borowitz April 13, 2020 MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—No one
Jenny's oldies ,,,,Did could be happening to you.....
A work week is so rough that after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. H
The 'Craziest' Idea yet to Fight the Virus
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Nation’s Governors Consider Forming Country By Andy Borowitz April 13, 2020 AMERICA (The Borowitz Report)—In order to better coördinate their efforts to
BREAKING NEWS !!!
Read all about it, read all about it... Trump blogs are eclipsed by creepy sleepy Joe Biden blogs. Get your blog in while the goin' is good!!
Coronavirus pow wow
The American Medical Association has weighed in on Congress's care package: The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, bu
Dr. Fauci urges pharmaceutical companies to help milions of people with development of one pill
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Begs Pharma Companies to Speed Development of Anti-Narcissism Drug By Andy Borowitz April 9, 2020 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Stating that “time
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane...
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book,
Yay!
A submicroscopic infectious agent that replicates only inside the living cells of an organism has knocked Topic Trump off the blogs to the oblivion. I don't know how Trump is feeling about his popularity been beaten by a virus in an election yea
Does this sound like your day at work at times?
Does this sound like your day at work some times?............ I asked the corporate wellness officer, “Can you teach me yoga?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.” My boss says I have a preoccupation with ven
Dr. Fauci's smoothest move yet !
Yesterday in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Urges Non-Essential Worker to Go Home By Andy Borowitz April 3, 2020 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Dr. Anthony Fauci has urged a non-essential e
Grammar Lesson
Everyone can use a little "grammar" update now and then so here's yours for today... enjoy! Is it "complete", "finished" or "completely finished"? No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "
Amazing!!!
In these difficult times, this new footage will warm your heart! The wonders of nature never cease to surprise!
Salvia
This stuff is perfectly legal
A conversation, that may have actually taken place. lol
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Gently Tells Trump Why He Can’t Hold Parade to Celebrate Great Job He Is Doing By Andy Borowitz March 28, 2020 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Dr. Ant
99 rolls of toilet paper on the shelf...
Take one down and pass it around... 98 rolls of toilet paper on the shelf. Take one down and pass it around...
Pick-UP lines for the Covid-19 era (for men & women)
What do you think about going back to my place and washing our hands together ? Do you have Covid-19 ? Why ? Because you look a lot hotter than 98.6 F Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you extra happy to be closer than 6 feet from
sOME PEOPLE...
hAVE YOU NOTICED? sOME PEOPLE FORGET THEY HAVE CAPS LOCK ON. yEAH, IT'S AMAZING. eVERY FIRST LETTER OF A SENTENCE IS SMALL. i'M GLAD i DON'T DO THINGS LIKE THAT!
A Frog
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says
As heard on a comedy show tonight
"I like my women, as I like my coffee." "Hot, and all over my lap, when I'm driving" "My wife & I have been married for 20 years. The secret to a long marriage is to keep it fresh. Every Thursday we have date night. She brings hers,