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Mr. Twist-her
By no means a novel idea here. In fact, there is one member that we are blessed with his presence that has spoken of this on many occasions. Robert..... and My friend brought up all on his own the other night, and I am sta
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The beautiful secretary of a bank president was asked to squire around the king of a wealthy African kingdom, one of the bank's most important clients. After a day shopping & sightseeing, the king was utterly besotted with the lady, and asked for he
Creation
I'm thinking of creating a website exclusively for jilted lovers. They would be able to create an account (for a fee, of course) and every time they suffer from a broken love affair, divorce, or unrequited love, they can log in and bash the offender
Adams Rib
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said, “Lord, I don’t have anyone to talk to.” God said, “Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a ‘woman’. Thi
Bagpiper
I love this story. Lay down what’s bothering you, breathe in the fresh air and LISTEN to this story. Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life.
Alert!! Comment Disallowed. Have you ever been driven by someone who just got their driving licence?
Do you know how is it like to be in the car, biting your nails? However, in my case I chose to post a blog instead Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is the first ever blog on CS that forewarns you that no comments would be allowed but if you'
Would You Rather...
Let's play a game. Would you rather have lunch with Adolf Hitler (when he was alive) or eat navel cheese? I think sitting across from Adolf would give me bigger Heebie jeebies than eating navel cheese. You?
Are You Tired Of Having To Boil Water Every time You Make Coffee?
Just boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.
Dalmatian Dog
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep c
Some People Are Full Of Life
Happy, cheerful, positive, loving. Then there is the rest of us. If your among the rest of us, this will give you a good laugh lol.
The last Nickel
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slap
The Haircut
(Blessed are those who can give without remembering.....and take without forgetting.) One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing com
limits and honesty
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True Love
THE E-MAIL M Dearest Dad, I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out. I'm in love with a man who is far away from me. As you know, I'm in Australia and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends o
What u expect
Many of us are here to find a partner. We expect to find sooner or later. In order to succeed don't u think we all should put up our best photos. We are all unique in our own ways yes, but look at some of the profile photos you men post.
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Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toy box? A: She was caught sitting on Pinocchio's face saying "lie to me." Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Anne with the Pillsbury Doughboy? A: A red headed b*tch with a yeast infection. Q:
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A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she rep
Its Just Not A Barbecue
Until some drunken idiot walks face first into the sliding glass door. I'm fine by the way!
Organized A 3 Some Last Night
There were a couple of no show's but I still had a good time.
Airline Pilot-Dean Martin & Foster Brooks
A little humor to lighten the mood here! If you have not done this before, go to: youtube.com Type in the search line: airline pilot, Foster Brooks. Hilarious video!
kindergarten
The neighbour’s child opposite my window in a high shrill voice memorizes nursery rhymes he went first with Jack n Jill quite well till it came to fetch a pail somehow the fetch became ketch my mind in wonder Jill doused in ketchup jac
Deathbed Conversation
Doug Pender lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last
Almost A Millionaire
I have all of the zero's, now I just need a one!
Muldoon"s Dog
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, me dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?" Father Patrick repl
Golfer
A recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year, which means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud
Worst Case Scenarios
Ever have the worst case scenario play out for you at some time or another? What are some of the worst things that could possibly happen? Something like waxing your car only to get a unexpected shower of rain while doing it. See your wife bent over a
Tax Audit - Waste Not Want Not
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?' 'Good ques
Irish Humor
It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they were met by ST. Patrick himself, and he addressed the boys thusly: "Lads, I'm here to welcome you to heaven where you will spend
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My dog just farted
A Little Humor
A little humor. Why did the chimp sell his banana store? He was tired of all the monkey business. What kind of horse makes you wake up scared? A nightmare. What is the tallest building in town? The library. It has the mo
Does Anyone Have The Recipe For Pot Cookies?
This is a kinda follow on to Ash's Full Moon blog. I heard that there was going to be something called a drum circle at Da Lake* to celebrate the rising of the Strawberry Full Moon. As I enjoy music, I thought I'd head down
The Genie
An elderly woman was rocking on her front porch when her dog, Rover, appeared with a lamp in his mouth. The woman took the lamp from the dog and_poof_a genie appeared. The genie said, "Your three wishes will be my commands". The lady thought f
Feet in or out
Which way do you prefer your feet tucked in the blankets when you go to bed or your feet out of the blankets ?
Let's Lighten The Mood On the Blogs
A friend asked me to do this. So here goes! Here are comical quotes from Rodney Dangerfield: My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. When I w
Build Me A Bridge To Hawaii, Lord
And God Said “Let There Be A Bridge” A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
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I went to the supermarket today , and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writin
Advice me
Im supposed to go to the airport nd pick up a guest tomorrow , well she s actually a Woman I met online and she s coming to visit me, spend some time here in my love cave ...I asked a buddy of mine to accompany me as I don`t like driving alone ...the
Who has been jailed like me at CS? Anyone?
Ok, let's share each other's experience. Maybe, about the treatment, food, bed, etc.. Lol..can anyone give any opinion, in case you'd be jailed? Have a nice weekend fellow CS denizens, ummm citizens. . Have a nice weekend, g
Most common lies ...
I'm single I'm not in a relationship Yes that picture is recent My internet is too slow for video chat I wasn't flirting with him/her What you read is not how it was meant to sound Distance dosnt matter... Feel free to add :roll
Why oh why
Why ,God why did you make me watch this , Im only human ...weak and sad ,I wasn`t ready for this ,now Im gonna take a cold shower I`ve lost my mind and I hope Im never gonna find it again ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDLLXUaqZ