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Do You ever

Do You ever

See a picture, and automatically think of a blogger

Maybe I just need a cup of coffee or

Maybe I just need a cup of coffee...or...

I was doing some " thinking"... What do you think ,do vampires dream... In the case of an apocalypse,I`d spend the first 20 minutes wondering why the Internet isn`t working... Do you think my neighbor would mind if I would name my new puppy af

To be or not to be

To be or not to be

To be or not to be a complete d*ck..... I find it amusing how some men are so hung up d*ck size lol.. Like how old are you some are older than i and yet still act childish. I find humor in this so bad lol

A Bit Of Humor

A Bit Of Humor

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." :rol

Ecotarians

Ecotarians

Ecoterians We have all heard of vegetarians and the more sinister vegans but there is a new group out there called Ecoterians. They will only eat recyclable materials, no animals or vegetables are consumed at all. Some examples:- The Martin f

dogs are not dumb

dogs are not dumb

Husband vs Wife

Husband vs. Wife

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcast

If we boycott certain bloggers

If we boycott certain bloggers...

..do you think they would disappear eventually ? ..me included...

Ginger nut

Ginger nut

Being ginger is a bit like being a vampire. You can't go out in sun. You can't see yourself in a mirror, at least until you have painted on some features. Plus people

Hedge Hogs

Hedge Hogs

Fable of the Hedgehog It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold. The Hedgehogs, realizing the situation, decided to group together to keep warm. This way they covered and protected themselves; but the quills of ea

Hundreds of innocent wooden chairs executed

Hundreds of innocent wooden chairs executed

Hundreds of innocent wooden chairs executed in the desert. Its been reported that the scattered remains of hundreds of chairs have been found in the arid desert near the small town of Harare. Evidence of ethnic cleansing by lay-z-boys and Laura A

do love a biker chic

do love a biker chic...

Strange

Strange!

Uhmm... It has been so long I was too busy to log in here until today is a VERY HOT day in my city and the house has no electricity due to something has just broken somewhere and someone is fixing it!! It's difficult to sleep even midnight at aro

Cinco de Mayo What is it really

Cinco de Mayo! What is it really?

This "holiday has always bugged me. I am an American but the "day" still gets posed as questions to me as if I was born and educated in Mexico. So, I decided to look into history and find out about "Cinco de Mayo". To begin with, the real Mexic

Blog VS Forums

Blog VS Forums

I've been blogging here for years now and wasn't interested really in the forums. I read some posts there when I started blogging here, the nastiness put me off. It wasn't till few weeks ago when I decided to give it a try. I know some topics a

oh well I tried

oh well..I tried...

Happy birthday

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to the blurred blogger, Mollybaby, have a fantabulous day and I hope you've taken it off work and are going to have a thoroughly awesome day :b

if you can make a woman laugh

if you can make a woman laugh....

..with a little sauciness thrown in... ..youve done it boys..

stolen cat

stolen cat...

For the lack of better blog subject matter, has anyone seen the movie Keanu....about a stolen cat trying to be retrieved? ....I seen previews to it, it seems like it would be a great comedy...seeing I am more of a cat person. B

Wanna Get A Ripped Body

Wanna Get A Ripped Body?

Methinks every guy should own one

Generations feeling older Maybe you fit in here

Generations...feeling older? Maybe you fit in here

Any of this sound familiar? 1966: Long hair 2016: Longing for hair 1966: KEG 2016: EKG 1966: Acid rock 2016: Acid reflux 1966: Moving to California because it's cool 2016: Moving to Florida because it's warm 1966: Trying

Town Of Ratwhiskers Plans Survey of Residents On

"Town Of Ratwhiskers Plans Survey of Residents On

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! THE OUTHOUSE TIMES-HERALD Dateline Ratwhiskers, Arkansas, June 16, 2020 Illgup Flylippe , Reporter. The small rural town of Ratwhiskers is considering hiring an independent patriotic firm to survey residents abo

PART TWO RATWHISKERS SURVEY

PART TWO RATWHISKERS' SURVEY

PART TWO RATWHISKERS' SURVEY "Those KKK patriots are really a pro-cull advocacy group. Certainly, I felt, it needed to look fair; if you're going to do a survey that has the appearance of being credible, it needs to be done by a so called independ

R ants nutritious

R ants nutritious !

I had coffee a la ant this morning. We have an ant plaque at present as the rain is scarce so they come inside for water and food. I had ant traps out but their use by date seems to have come and gone. They climbed into the kettle and by the

The Reason Is actually Many

The Reason Is, actually, Many!!

I go to the library everyday. It's a small one here in Bullhead City and one gets to know everyone pretty good. Some talk a little and others greet you as friendly as you greet them. Some like my silly jokes and some just "kinda" grin. Then there

Shopping Trolley Union

Shopping Trolley Union

UOST (Union Of Shopping Trolleys) With British retailers now charging a staggering 5 pence per plastic shopping bag shoppers have begun to steal trolleys, this has prompted a new Union set up by the association of trolleys and carts. Membership h

lol

A couple was going out for the evening. They had gotten ready, put the dog outside, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out, the dog runs back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while

Ever been caught in the act

Ever been caught in the act ?

On a recent blog about wheels, one member asked if she could sit topless in my car and not get arrested. This reminds me of a time I took my (ex) gf out into the desert to teach her to drive off road.,after an hour or so she said she was hot so I

Actors you think were already dead

Actors you think were already dead....

I grew up watching this mans films....

Boozing and Blogging

Just curious here. Has anyone ever blogged while under the influence of alcohol? Should be interesting cos a pissed person sees or takes remarks differently to a sober one I think. Will be back later, just off to go and booze [im

Make the most of it

Make the most of it...

Going to hospital tonight to see a guy who was admitted to hospital..was admitted with a bad back...found out today he has lung cancer and got a week at most, will leave his filipina wife and a young teenage lad...very sad, meanwhile we are being bit

What To Expect When One Is Menopausing

What To Expect When One Is "Menopausing" ?

Been There, Done That ? According to Wikipedia: Menopause, also known as the climacteric, is the time in most women's lives when menstrual periods stop permanently, and they are no longer able to have children , a natural change that typically

Tide of Migrant Archaeologists Pouring into Europe

Tide of Migrant Archaeologists Pouring into Europe

Tide of Migrant Archaeologists Pouring into Europe. War, Famine, lack of funds and the small amount Archaeological sites around the world have prompted an unprecedented tide of Migrants into the EU where they hope to find old sites worthy of excavat

Pet peeves

Pet peeves

Pet peeves we all have one or two mine is dirty shoes what's yours ?

Prank of the year at least?

This has to be the best, and one of the most elaborate, pranks of all time

THAT Time of Year

"THAT" Time of Year!

My Business....... A father walks into the market followed by his ten-year-old son. The kid is spinning a 25-cent piece in the air and catching it between his teeth. As they walk through the market someone bumps into the boy at just the wrong

A Couple of Jokes

A Couple of Jokes

The Eternal Optimist Fifteen minutes after the Titanic sank, Arthur and John find themselves hugging a piece of wreckage from the great ship. The water is freezing, sharks are swimming nearby and of course, the Titanic is long gone. "

some good advice for men

some good advice for men...

Be careful out there

Be careful out there...

....its hot and the temptation to swim...

The Senility Prayer

The Senility Prayer

God, grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered: I started out with nothing, and I

holes

holes

At work working my a** off just now when I heard a man ask another man if he found the right hole Regardless of my angry mood all day had to lol And it was notiintended to be rude coz they are putting upa ccupboard but hey itwas funny

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