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People Will Do Anything
Including this
Ya just got to love 'em.....
When they help with the chores.................. .....
Sometimes You Wake Up To The Birds And Sunshine
This isn't one of those times
Trump's advice to Biden on choosing a VP
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Accuses Biden of Dragging out V.P. Search Instead of Picking First Clown Who Says Yes By Andy Borowitz Au
Hot off the press - Americans Oppose paying a man who refuses to work
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Americans Oppose More Payments to Man Who Is Not Working By Andy Borowitz August 8, 2020 WA
This one is for you Mic.....and everyone else. 'Melania' lol
After a bit of piano by Jon Babtiste, some words from our 'First Lady' (imitator) relating the Tulsa rally to their love life, her relationship with Ivanka, and the recent book about her, 'Her Art of the Deal'. Enjoy https://ww
How to get around an election.
As usual, quick as a bunny, Andy Borowitz pens a comedic satire today, based on Trump's recent suggestion to delay the election. Andy just works out the logistics. Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report
Picking (Tom) Cotton
This new offering from Andy Borowitz is in relation to a very recent opinion article in The New York Times, where Cotton stated, that slavery was a "necessary evil", that the Union was built upon. Today in The New Yorker; S
Meme-a-licious
I'll start off with this beauty
Trump to Throw Out First before game at Yankee Stadium
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump to Throw Out First Amendment at Yankee Stadium By Andy Borowitz July 24, 2020 WASHINGTON
Hay !!
What ? Did you think I was joking ?
Geoffrey Chaucer...what a guy!
Since we've been dallying here concerning English, I thought I'd mention this fellow, widely thought of as 'the father' of the language. And needless to say, whenever such a phrase is heard, many names come to mind, not least the Bard himself, or th
The week....in cartoons
Click on each to see the full cartoons.
Less than 1 hour old. Trump's newest lawsuit. He's been treated so unfairly. lol
Yet, he hasn't even gotten the virus. Maybe we should be the ones suing. Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Sues the Coronavirus for Treating Him Unfairly[/color
Washington Redskins Officially Change Their Name
The sports world has been waiting for the new name of the Washington Redskins to be announced. Wait no longer the name change has happened. The storied franchise formerly known as the Washington Redskins new name should satisfy the public and quiet t
Trump finally achieves something actually bigger (and not just his record number of lies)
Today in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Claims Biden Could Never Have a Pandemic As Big As His By Andy Borowitz July 15, 2020 W
Joke of the night - Colbert
Mary Trump's book on her Uncle Donald is out today. Dirty Don's brother sued to keep the book from getting published, but a judge ruled against it. In the book Mary Trump writes that Donald's father, was "a high functioning sociopath". Ste
Alcohol...
Never in my whole life would I imagine that the day would come that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!!! True what they say: This is the New Now. Terrible.
Yet another infectious scandal ? lol
Today in The New Yorker; More play on Mary Trump's book reveals and tying it into other aspects of Dirty Don from Andy Borowitz. Satire from The Borowitz Report Pence Accused of Taking Trump’s Co
A Pro Trump Ad
Sure, most of America knows better than to vote for a corrupt lying demagogue, who divides America and can't balance his own bank account. But, are they the only voice ? Lets be fair and hear from the minority, who think Trump is good for America
I’d like to get a lover
Previous experience required. Now I cannot post so short a blog. They need fifty (50) characters. What exactly for?
Ya gotta check this out....
...Millennial social justice UEBER warrior, Claira Janover, stupidly barked into her cell phone, onto social media, that if anyone uses the phrase "all lives matter" one more time, she was going to stab them. Seems as though MEGA accounting firm, De
Ok. This could be fun lol
Add you own punchline for this cartoon. My first one is; "Whose dumb idea was it to send all the king's horses ? A doctor, or veterinarian, or even someone with crazy glue would have been helpful !" Here's the cartoon (click o
Stop tearing down national monuments...
Please protesters, stop tearing down national monuments... I just heard for every one you take down, Don Jr. will have one erected of his father! Think about that before you get the rope out...
ALL
Some people blame ALL democrats for whatever and about as many other people blame ALL Republicans for whatever, right? I think that is what turns me off to hearing what they have to say because I don't believe in the ALL of it. I don't think eithe
A new one, hot off the press - Rally Stimulus Checks !
Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Offers Stimulus Checks to Anyone Willing to Come to His Next Rally By Andy Borowitz June 23, 2020 WASHING
The "Stable Genius" got punked by teengers lol
Trump and his minions were actually bragging about how much interest there was in Trump's then upcoming rally in Tulsa Oklahoma, a state he had handily won in 2016. But most of the interest turned out to be teenagers ACTING like they had interest to
WV to Remove Don Knotts/Barney Fife Statue Following Protests
West Virginia will remove a statue of actor and comedian Don Knotts that is located in his hometown of Morgantown, WV. Knotts, is best known for his role as Barney Fife, the bumbling de
Madness
I don't think there is or there should be anything call madness. No one is mad. The madness is, there is a helluva thing called NORMAL we all can't fit in. So... If you try to be normal you are going mad and if you are being mad it's you try
I Saw The Doctor The Other Day.
Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. > A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. > A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're real
I Saw The Doctor The Other Day.
I Saw The Doctor The Other Day. He checked me over completely and told me I was doing well except for one thing! He told me to exercise more! Ready for this? I am doing diddly squats!
Some Norm Peterson quotes from Cheers
How's it going Mr. Peterson? "It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone Underwear" "Beer please Woody." "Isn't it a little early Mr Peterson?" "OK. Float a cornflake in it" "What's shakin' Norm?" "What isn't?" "What would ya say
Grey hair...
I have a female cousin who is the same age as me. Our birthdays are a week apart. She's in New Jersey and rarely do we communicate. Different priorities in life. I recall after a long absence I did speak to her and discussed getting older. My menti
some old sayings my dad use to say...
Whore bait A*shole Pete It don't take a scissor bell. dirty pot licker water the horse I am not even sure what some of these mean. I think I just figured out whore bait. He would say, make hay while the sun is shining. You
Fauci's 'suggestion' to go enjoy golf for some
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Urges Trump to Remain on Golf Course Until Pandemic Is Over “It’s in the best interest of e
Joke of the day
Heard from a redneck comedian last night; "Women were meant to do the cooking. Heck, god gave them milk & eggs for starters. Those are ingredients right there."
Mozzies
The attack started at exactly 2am. I have no idea from where this came. Sometimes I think they just materialise from thin air. Very difficult to find during daytime, their camouflage is something any army can learn from, and how they home in on th
6 Times !
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boy
Quote of the Night
"Of course Trump wants to defund the World Health Organization. It stands for things he hates. The world, health and organization." ~ Stephen Colbert