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We Have An Ogre In Our Midst

He's bald, fat, big tummy, hairy, with big ears full of shites not wax, disgustingly rotten from the inside to the outside, has 12" toadstool but unlike Shrek who is likable and likes to keep his own space, our ogre here is very intrusive, disrupti

Adam & Eve

No, it wasn't Trump They Found the Guy.... Lucky Fooker...

Pearls of Wisdom

Pearls of Wisdom: 1. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 2. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. 3. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease

Trump's new edition

Finally, the truth is beginning to be revealed; https://ecp.yusercontent.com/mail?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.newyorker.com%2Fphotos%2F5bbb690c6b21c92d2a8fad62%2Fmaster%2Fw_1120%252Cc_limit%2FDC100818.jpg&t=1539036686&ymreqid=b402ec86-5f86-6540

Photo Caption Contest - cat

Have some fun creating some captions for the following photo, if you like. My first one is....."Please don't go get a dog. We really don't need one."

You call that an investigation ?

Brand new offering from Andy Borowitz Satire from The Borowitz Report By Andy Borowitz 10:28 A.M. Nation’s Criminals Ask for F.B.I. Investigation Kavanaugh Just Got WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In the

Be Afraid, be VERY Afraid ! lol

Only 1 hour ago in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Says It’s a Very Scary Time for Men, Because Women Can Vote Them Out of Office By Andy Borowitz 10:30 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Re

This one has so much truth in it, it's not even funny.

Satire from The Borowitz Report Twenty Million Witnesses Come Forward Claiming They Saw Kavanaugh Lie Under Oath By Andy Borowitz October 1, 2018 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As the F.B.I. hurries to complete its s

In case you missed the Kavanaugh hearing lol

I got pulled over for speeding...

On the way back from the Mexican shoemaker 'Zapatos' I had my new boots on and suddenly I see some blue lights flashing in my rear view mirror. It was the police signaling me to pull over. I did and he told me to present my driver's license, registra

Photo Caption Contest - The Oops Bridge

Sometimes things do won't out according to plan. The following picture, that I saw recorded such a discovery. Have some fun offering some captions for the photo, if you like. My first offering will be; "So, what's the problem guys. Get ba

Possible side effects...

I sometimes 'go off on a tangent' reading medical reports and studies on medicines. I have no desire to be a pharmacist but it intrigues me how pharmaceutical companies get many of their test results. Get this... they often use humans! Is that funny

Winter or Summer...

On the subject of relationships... with the exception of a relation that goes stale, as long as things are going good and there are no conflicts, relationships can survive for years. Change an important factor (loss of a job, health issue, etc.) and

Bird15691 , Where Are You ?

More About Me I enjoy long walks on the beach, just a few feet behind young couples that want their privacy, yelling personal insults at small wild animals, pitting my arms in battle against each other, cooking for anorexics, and dog sledding, (not

Don't Ignore this blog. lol

Perhaps you may remember Charles Grassley's completely ignoring the pleas of women in Congress to allow them to read the 42,000 pages that they were given the previous night on Kavanaugh ? Perhaps this may jog your memory; https://ww

Words

George Carlin on the use of unnecessary words. Some are a bit salty.

This will change everything !

Presenting the...... . . . . Tear Only it, can prevent forest fires AND "tastes great !"

Cough, cough...

It was uncle Jason's 93rd birthday and we all gathered around a cake to celebrate. He got out of the hospital just last week as his Emphysema was getting the best of him. If you know uncle, he's a real trooper and insisted to be released against doct

The Virgosign on a typo

A bit on the lighter side of life today. Do you kick yourself when you message anybody and message goes out with a typo ? Or worse, you write if well and the internal autocorrect programme changes a word and so the whole message might look ridiculous

Where's the Rogue

Enquiring minds want to know. I'm jonesing - need a fix please

Christian Subject Matter

During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's Chosen People. 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not r

on the topic of youtube

here is my video link https://youtu.be/5ErhF8_mO3c

THE WOODEN TOILET SEAT

The train raced onward through the night, chugging power and a sense of purpose. Molly and Jack were stuck on the crossing. Molly died instantly but Jack lived another 23 years. He said he'd been quite attached to his legs but both had to be amput

A Few Smiles

Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doi

For Laughs

This is getting more funny by the week...The numerous books released or soon to a book store near you...all in an attempt to ensure people are informed by what it really is like to serve the White house and President... For your viewing pleasure...

Like... you know?

People say the word 'like' too often in a sentence and sometimes it's followed by 'you know' Expect 'an-duh' or uhh... to be part of that too. People do this... like all the time... you know? I listen to local radio on the way to work (WBGG) and

So you think you can judge

Trevor Noah's hilarious take on the ongoing Kavanaugh confirmation hearing. Day 1;

There's Snow On the Roof, But...

...there's still fire in the furnace! Check out former president Bill Clinton, getting an eyeful at the Aretha Franklin funeral/life celebration: https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/aretha-franklin-funeral-internet-frenzy-at-bill-clinton-s-gaze-d

Monday Monday

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First the Apple

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but

Joke

Omg, this is Too Funny!! ?? ?? ?? In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you pro

The quartermaster's store

The bloggers included all commented on my last blog which seemed as good a way as any of selecting victims Add a verse, make it worse There have to be two lines before the chorus Comment without a verse and you will get done

AL SHARPTON CAN’T SPELL ARETHA FRANKLIN SONG: ‘R-E-S-P-I-C-T’

Haha, now this is funny. Although nobody watches Al Sharpton’s Show this is a moment that can’t be missed. While honoring the late Aretha Franklin, Sharpton has a difficult time spelling her legendary song R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Just watch to see the notch j

It's official. Australians are the best men to meet.

This is a dinkum Australian love poem, and if it don't bring a lump to your throat, and have you rushing to the Strine men listed here on CS, you're one fussy old cow is all I can say. Of course I love ya darlin' You're a bloody top-notch b

Hair today... gone tomorrow.

I was looking at old photos of my father taken when he was around my age. He had less hair than me. Very thin on top, but I'm the one with more grey hair. Grandmothers on both sides of the family had white hair at an early age. My uncle (on my mot

Funny business slogans...

PLUMBER: We're #1 in the #2 business. ELECTRICIAN: Our prices won't shock you. SANDWICH SHOP: Let's MEAT for lunch. DENTIST: I do my business in your mouth. WELL DIGGING SERVICE: Your hole is my goal. VETERINARIAN: Every litter

Wow! pens...

My office provides ball point pens in black, blue and red. I won't mention a brand name, but they are called Wow! Unless the paper you write on is a writing tablet, you have a good chance it will skip. Anything that came through a laser printer is

Pence's one man parade in honor of Trump (Satire from Andy Borowitz)

Perhaps you are aware of the controversy surrounding the Hitler-like military parade that Trump wants to begin. For one thing, some estimate the cost to taxpayers would be in the very high $ Millions. Since there is no recent military victory, i

She loves long moonlit walks along the ocean...

Women often have great expectations for what to do on a first date. Stated in many profiles I've seen, they want those romantic walks along the ocean. Guys, be wary of such requests, especially if the women lives in a city like Albuquerque, New Mexic

Bad Bureaucracies

It's kinda annoying when a simple process of renewing a passport turns into circus, I'm sure every embassies has different sets of rules and regulations to follow but our embassy rules here simply suck, so unproductive and not helpful at all. We hav