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Test for Dementia

Test for Dementia

Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!! (scroll down) First Question: You

Drafting Old Men Into The Military

Drafting Old Men Into The Military

I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing a--backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys.

I Have MAN FLU. Again! I'm Dying. Horribly.

Yeah. I know what y'all women are saying... 'It's just a cold ' Well it's NOT! It's debilitating and life threatening. This very instructional vid should make that abundantly clear... https://youtu.be/Sn4BDdQyX_c

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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James , a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued He

ABOUT GROWING OLDER

ABOUT GROWING OLDER …

First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me.

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A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she rep

Two Elderly Irish Drinking Buddies

Two Elderly Irish Drinking Buddies...

Two elderly Irish drinking buddies are sitting at the pub pondering on the future. One says to the other, "You know Mr. O'Shea, we've had great sport together for many years. It just came to mind that should it be I who should happen to go first,

Wife Found Alive In Coffin

Wife Found Alive In Coffin

A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open

Well Im on my way OFFECER

Well I'm on my way OFFECER

A friend sent this and it made me laugh. Ron Chesterfield, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and th

Obituary Submitted By Wife About Her Deceased Husband

Obituary Submitted By Wife About Her Deceased Husband

When the husband finally died his wife put the usual obituary in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly. "You know very well that he died of di

Too much tension on here

Too much tension on here!

Too much tension on here! I am posting this to get people to laugh and relax! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQLv7CG10B4 ENJOY!

Funny

Funny

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ISLAND GIRLS DONT GO IN

"ISLAND GIRLS"...("DONT GO IN!")

I Would Have To Think That...These Kind of Girls ...That Live All Over The World...Seem To Be All In The Same Kind of Box That Is...That They All Think The Same They All React The Same They All Have Their Own Way Of Talking..(And Most Of The Time

BREAKING NEWS Canada to Build a Wall

BREAKING NEWS: Canada to Build a Wall

>> >> >> >> News Update from Canada >> >> The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left-lean

A Christmas ad.

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Tables Unsung Heros

Tables, Unsung Heros

You looked at the blog title and thought, “stupid Map writing garbage again” but tables are the most misunderstood and ignored furniture in our world today. We use tables all the time, you are probably using one now, but spare a thought for the pa

Donald Trump

"Donald Trump"

"Donald Trump"

Beethoven

Beethoven

A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper. She collars a passin

ISIS at the Eurovision

ISIS at the Eurovision

ISIS at the Eurovision

Hillary honored by Apaches Indians

Hillary honored by Apaches Indians

Hillary Clinton addressed a major gathering of the Apache Indian Nation. She spoke for almost an hour about her plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. Though vague in detail, she spoke about her ideas for helping her

INCONCLUSIVE TRAVEL PLANS FOR 2017

INCONCLUSIVE TRAVEL PLANS FOR 2017

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore. I ha

Alternative Hobbies

Alternative Hobbies

We get bored with the same hobbies, so here are some alternatives you could try:- Paint your appliances with mud and flower seeds Flower arranging using fire Baking using sawdust and lightbulbs for a lighter mixture Whooping and High fivi

Heart Broken

Heart Broken

Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took

Just Fred Gets Stopped by the Traffic Police for Speeding

Just Fred Gets Stopped by the Traffic Police for Speeding

A California Highway Patrol Officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day, he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man hi

EEh

EEh

Atleast now I have confirmed that I am confused not least I had suspected myself way back then, it's now real I am Confused not with this new changes on here.

Fact or fiction

Fact or fiction

Is it true what they say about a man with big feet and big hands ? That he's big in his pants ? meaning a large p*nis ? I found it to be fiction ::grin:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EKS!

YOUTUBE Happy Crappy Birthday Song Put 'em together, y'all! Give it up for our DIY handygal!

King Arthur And The Witch

King Arthur And The Witch:

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult

With all this seriousness going on

With all this seriousness going on

Let's have some laughs

hope everyones having a good weekend

hope everyone's having a good weekend #

So Two Old Boys are outside the home having a relaxing walk by the banks of The River when one chances to look down and see a frog that is bizarelly wearing An amazing gold crown (like that of a princess) The frog in a softly spoken voice

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A girl came skipping home From school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it

CS BACHELORS AUCTION Night

CS BACHELORS AUCTION Night

Ladies, listen up...tonight is the night for these men I've been blogging here for so long, surrounded by these gorgeous bachelors and from time to time I wonder why they are still here? They have so much to offer and I think i

NEWS FLASH! Democrats To Rig Election!

Trump urges Republicans to act NOW to close the rigged election gap! ........ TRUMP - Fifty gaziliion CLINTON - Six

My Prediction Of The Bloggers Future One Came True

My Prediction Of The Bloggers' Future...One Came True!!!

Few weeks ago, I predicted the bloggers future and one of them, came true! Not LJ's but Trump's I'm not a certified fate teller but my crystal ball obviously is I bet a cup of coffee with my colleague too and enjoying my winn

US Presidential debate 2

US Presidential debate #2

as seen by Saturday Night Live and much of America.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVMW_1aZXRk

Deny everything

Deny everything !!!!!!!!

No don't worry people. This is not another Trump v Hillary themed opinion. Just some good advice, Well it could be if it was given to the right person.

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