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Finally some smidgen of truth out of Guliani ? lol
Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump’s Lawyers Argue That He Cannot Be Impeached Because He Was Never Actually Elected By Andy Borowitz 10:57 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what they believe is a legal masterstr
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Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get the hole filled!
Trevor Noah on Kim Kardashian's visit to the Whitehouse
"Like with any episode of the Kardashians there's a big butt."
For the writers on CS - Evie nails it
If you don't care to follow links, the text is below but the pics and gifs on her original blog are hilarious https://eviegaughan.com/2018/05/01/writers-what-not-to-say/ When you write books, people are gonna want to ask you stuff. It is very
You're odd !
Your feet smell, while your nose runs. You park in a driveway, and drive on the parkway on your way to the store to buy jumbo shrimp. What the hell is wrong with you ?
Prognosis
Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, the husband go
He's the only one that fits the bill.
Reading through profiles of women on my home page I see most have demands us lessor mortals could never meet, non smoker, must like dancing & travel, own hair & teeth love of animals & grandchildren, good sense of humour, financially ind
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello"
The Latest Trump Scandal ?
Satire from The Borowitz Report Public Demands Investigation of Why F.B.I. Infiltrators in Trump Campaign Failed to Prevent Him from Being Elected By Andy Borowitz 10:19 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of Am
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Life is........like online Love is.....like offline Heart is....pending worries are everyday...updating problems are always.....incoming money keeps....out going i am always.....Working Happiness slowly......Downloading....
What is the most funniest thing u ever did or someone or witness
Most funniest moment ever you witness how hard it made u laugh how did it make your day go and who u tell
Coffee Talk -
So y'all punsters have a blog OF YOUR VERY OWN https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oiJkANps0Qw Am I considerate or WHAT?!
Be honest ...or not, i dont care
how many of you have a smoke after wanking
Today is my not-birthday !
Yes, just like 362 other days of the year, it is NOT my birthday. Please wish me a happy not birthday, as I did not get another year older today. Yes ! https://preview.ibb.
Trump considers firing the word Subpoena
Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Deletes Nine Tweets While Attempting to Spell “Subpoena” By Andy Borowitz 11:50 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump deleted nine tweets early Wednesday morning in a
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Just Three Words
A 76-year-old man is having a drink at the Meadows Country Club bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her. After a short while, the girl notices him star
The Telephone Rings And
A whispered child's voice answers - Hello? (An employer is calling to pass information to an employee.) - Hello. Is your Daddy there? Whispered Voice - Yes. Caller - May I speak with him? WV - No. C - Is your Mommy there? WV - Yes
I have just one word for this - Wow !
I've met pitbulls that were nicer. The 2018 Correspondents Dinner in Washington DC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxISB26avpw
Hopefully some will have a sense of humor !!
The boys may appreciate it hopefully the girls will find the humor as well. Subject: FUN AND INJURY AT VFW I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business. This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and s
In a world where you can be anything - be kind
The heading, and the following, are Facebook philosophies picked up today - it may be just my timeline, but there's a faint trend towards optimism after long months of depression, fatalism, or anger. Instead of scraping flaking horrible (really horr
Hot date tonight ?
Be careful of those.....smouldering desires you may get burnt and be fuming later.
Looking for a Job in Florida
Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She has a liberal art
The FBI agent
Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their dedication to the FBI. The head FBI agent takes the first guy into a private room. He hands him a gun and says, “Go
Is your partner lazy?
My wife is so lazy, every time I go to have a pee in the sink, it´s full of dirty dishes. What should I do with her?
Blind Dating 101 with Rodney Dangerfield
How bad could a blind date with Rodney Dangerfield go? Within the first 5 minutes, Rodney asks his date to scratch his back, eats off another table’s plate and interrupts his date to order his meal first. When asked how he’d like his steak, Rodney re
SQUIRRELS IN CHURCH
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. At
58,000th BLOG!!!
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All Girl Biker Bar
"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The ba
Cows
The only cow in a small Iowa town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in Wisconsin for $200. They bought the cow from Wisconsin and the cow was wonderful. It produced lot
Persevere
Young preacher Nathan was sitting in a lunch counter eating spaghetti and salad. He opened an envelope he’d just received that morning from his mother. As he opened it a thirty bucks fell out. He thought to himself; ”Thanks, Mom, I sure needed that r
For you, Molly!!!
I’d be very offended if you did not laugh!! https://photos.connectingsingles.com/blogs/22
The most honest Lib'rul ever
Shockingly true. Finally someone in the Lib'rul world sees and expresses the truth. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YzNs7X90vew Way to go Jonathan Pie. The TRUTH hurts but for humanity's sake we must face it and do something about it. (Wit
Puddles
Three ducks appeared in court one day for causing a disturbance at the park. As the ducks approached the stand, the judge called the first duck up and ask his name and what he was doing that day. The duck replied "my name is Huey and I was in and out
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Simple Math Problem
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"............... Johnny: "Seven."............................ Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another tw
The quiet wisdom of an elder!
Rebecca was driving home from one of her business trips in New Mexico when she saw an old Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the old Navajo woman if she would like a ride.
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Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker. She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a q
Better than a Flu Shot!
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited
Understanding Engineers
Understanding Engineers #1: Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a bea
Ace and Priscilla
Ace and Priscilla were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout: "When I die, I'll dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for th
COW HIT BY A LIMO
>>> Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and check on that poor cow. You