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I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.....
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?" I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?" She said, "Yeah, I got a pen". I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you." Co
Can You Believe It?
My neighbor came over banging and screaming at my door at 3 am this morning. Can you believe the nerve. Fortunately for him I was still up playing my drums
True Love
Me and the wife, we got such cute pet names for each other. She is my honey bunches and I am her fking a**hole
hunting the gowk
Hope no one pranks you too badly
Funnies
Monkeys relax, eat, play, sleep and have sex like crazy ... I was wondering ... why the hell did we evolve ?! -------------------------------- ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? WITNESS: He
So
I said to the wife "well if I'm so bald, how do you explain that long dark curly hair?" She replied "your a** don't count"
For the first time ever,.......
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Trump To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997
NEW YORK, NY — District Attorney Alvin Bragg is reportedly set to indict Trump this coming Tuesday for the removal of a mattress tag back in 1997. According to sources, new evidence was discovered in the mattress tag cold case by grizzled Detective H
If a tree falls in a forest...
We don't need to get philosophical about it. It makes a sound. It does. Do you need to see webcam video as proof? It makes a sound and that's my final answer!
Just Done The Math
Over my lifetime, I spent 95% of my money on booze, drugs, and parties. The rest I just wasted
X files
A new analysis of samples collected from a Wuhan seafood market has suggested for the first time a concrete link between some of the wild animals being illegally sold there and the origins of the COVID-19 pandemic, The Atlantic reported on Thursday.
What I don't like about been single
I've no-one to pick my bad mood out on, with Anyone in the mood for taking, stick
I am I am ......i think I am :)
One of the good days it was today.... a day of light and happiness no shadow formed against me shall prosper... ....and if you say what to that then I say do they speak English is what mother clucker..... Again a jok
disse
space of disse Not sure if a malfunction in the space of disse is the reason so many people here have such "shitty" livers
A parrot or a dog??????
A parrot or a dog a parrot reports and shites on command......A dog stays with you for life accepts you 4 you and is as loyal as.....well if your a dog lover you'll know........
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A man goes to bed one night and falls asleep. The next thing he knows, he is standing at the gates of heaven with St. Peter. He says "where am I?" St Peter replies "you died and you are at the gates of heaven. The man replied "omg no, I can't be dead
Aliens amongst us!
They abduct us at night probe us and implant microchips in our azzes how bizarre there leader is a red faced chucky doll called Donald trump....... And they put Prozac in the water to distract our minds from the government's hidden
Teenage Umbilical Cord
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I don't think 'Ketchup' man might be interested...lol
Heinz Looks for Man Who Survived a Month at Sea Eating Only Ketchup So They Can Buy Him a Boat Spotting an opportunity to change someone’s life and nab some pretty stunning publicity in the process, Heinz is looking to get in contact with a
lol
My wife said to me "look at our new neighbors. See the way he holds her, the way he kisses her. How come you don't do that?" I said "because I don't know her well enough".
New York street smart...
I worked with a guy who had lots of common sense but barely made it through high-school. It wasn't that he couldn't do the work, his mind was elsewhere. Friendly, strong personality, very likeable. He grew up in different parts of New York state and
The clairvoyant knows
A very dear friend of mine consulted a fortune-teller or a clairvoyant yesterday as the uncertainty of the globe put her into a very nervous state. Well she said the lady told her that the current state of affairs is similar as to when a passenger s
Yet another balloon taken down
https://www.facebook.com/reel/432566189024881/?s=single_unit&__cft__
Over hard, over easy, and runny...
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Why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PegLhy9ooXQ
Joke's
What's the definition of madness......?.......... the awnser is two bald men fighting over the last hairbrush in walmart.......... Whats the definition of pain........ .....well its a mouse sliding
There's a BIG balloon outside?
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Funniest way to die (Kick the bucket)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w00Kab17aeI
Business Proposal...
I got up this morning thinking, there must be a way to quickly become a multi-millionaire. I just need to find the right Business Proposal. If I play my cards right, I'd be rich in just 2 weeks... Awesome.
The 55 minute timer...
In the days of black & white Television, my parents owned a model that had a timer as part of the on-off switch. My guess is people who used the TV prior to sleep wouldn't have to get out of bed to turn it off or experience the 'snow' in the middle o
Funny story about a greedy police officer...
Police Share Mugshot of Canine Officer Accused of 'Stealing' https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/9ciq8uvqW01Ckpt6_Q0lHA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTgwNztjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/parade_250/0a9f09c7f48e7b60c30f5967f41a
Biden Declares The Southern Border As Secure As America's Elections
EL PASO, TX — Following a long-awaited and much-publicized visit to the U.S.-Mexico border, President Joe Biden sought to reassure the American people that the nation's southern border is every bit as secure as America's elections. "Listen, folks.
If CS suddenly closed their site...
I'm doing some 2023 what if scenarios and pondered what would happen If CS suddenly closed their site... Happy? Sad? Some trauma? Indifference? Woah, what thoughts to the number of hours each week I spend here. I suppose I could pick up where I le
I don't care how monkeys eat bananas...
I've seen and read stories telling me I'm eating bananas the wrong way. They describe how the world does it, including monkeys. They flip the banana over, pinch the bottom and pull the peels back. Wow... I hold the banana the way it grows, snap back
Religion, COVID and the fear of 5G...
There appears to be a connection between religion, COVID and the fear of 5G as they often are blogged together. That reminds me of the senior member who passed away nearly 2 years ago. Many of his blogs were on the same subjects. He was friendly a
Laughter and food...a great combination.
SMILE A WHILE...AND GIVE YOUR FACE A REST. That should really be 'flipping', not "flicking".
The Hucklebuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vihnr5dM3PM
Blabbermouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-1vzx6c3tQ
Aunt Esther vs Fred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ppXVtCoA_E
I'm loving it!
I like this logo. I first saw this about 10-12 years ago. Someone decided to have a little fun with McDonald's logo and slogan. https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/H2fe45969dd3b4543a86a8813303d5d26T/Volkrays-Personality-Car-Sticker-I-M-
Remembering Chotty...
In a former life, I was a member of a site that had chat rooms, private chat, blogs and forums. On a busy Saturday night you could find over 2,000 people logged in, using the system. One feature they had was to allow members to add comments to other
Apparently, he was feeling left out, or un-WANTED...LOL!
‘How about me?’ Man’s Facebook comment puts him behind bars. A Georgia man’s Facebook comment got him some unwanted attention from law enforcement — ending with an arrest. On Monday, the Rockdale County Sheriff’s Office in Georgia posted