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Your first glimpse of the Royals baby
Yep, here he is; Click on the photo to shrink it down The Kansas City Royals baby. What ? That's not the one they've
British Sitcoms
I love a good British sitcom. Some of my favorites included; Fawlty Towers; My Family; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7YKewt88Jw and relevant to this blog;
"Love is all you need"...
"Love, love, love. Love is all you need." Well, that's assuming you have enough air to breathe. Because without that, your love is not going to last too long at all. Of course, if you can't get water at some point, you won't last very long wi
I can tear a phone book in half...
When I was a kid, it was a really big deal. You could see in newspapers and magazines photos of 'muscle men' advertising body building products and to show off their strength, they would tear a 3" thick phone book in half ! In addition to brute s
Here's something BOTH sides of the aisle can agree on.
Satire from The Borowitz Report Americans Favor Fifteen Dollars an Hour for Congress By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Americans took to the streets in large numbers on Thursday to show their support for a f
Weekend for a Threesom
Get your minds out of the gutter -- while mine floats by. I have a dog, recently I got another dog both girls. Tonight my daughter will drop off her little boy doggie for the weekend while she parties with her friends celebrating their 35 year re
Caught on CAM; Fight ! Fight ! With the Easter Bunny ??
Apparently in Florida you don't mess with the Easter Bunny. He will not only will give you an Easter basket, but a whooping too. Quick as a bunny, he hops into a fight.
C&PHD
DR's Fakes, Frauds, and Phonies.... Kind of quizzical that the fellow who calls DR and myself a liar would post this profile: "I have completed a postdoctoral fellowship; biochemically studying the protein domains of fibronectin. After this, I
Life
When death comes and knocks on our door, none of us have the option to say, " not today, please come back later. " So, if you have that option , what excuse you have to tell death? "Damn it, not now. I haven't....
Quotes of the day
“Really the best day since he got elected,” said Kellyanne Conway, the president’s counselor, about a day on which 400 pages dropped into the public’s lap describing relentless presidential misconduct and serial engagements between his
Putin influences the Mueller report 'bigly'. lol
Some more satire today from Andy Borowitz; Satire from The Borowitz Report Putin Almost Done Redacting Mueller Report By Andy Borowitz 10:48 A.M. MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—After putting in what one associate called
Newest satire by Borowitz - funny.
Moments ago in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Americans Fear That Former Trump Staffers Will Be Released Into Their Cities By Andy Borowitz 10:55 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Americans are in
2 Parrots
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' " "That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can
I whacked it today...
I whacked it today and I'm not embarrassed to talk about it. My plans were to drive down to Miami to do laundry and much needed yard work. As scheduled, I was in the back yard whacking it and no one was looking. This went on for a few hours with o
Another Trump Administration replacement ? lol
This most recent offering is a prime example of Andy Borowitz's terrific wit & satire. It's outlandish, but given the actual behavior of the current worst US president in history, including his own collegiate journey, it's almost believable. Inde
Oh yeah, it's definitely time for......
.......a closer look;
Ginu Spirits... my new business venture!
I pondered my next business move and with all that blogging about Koncubine or whatever that brewed tea is called. I have an empty house in Miami that would be perfect for converting into a mini brewery. It wouldn't surprise me if one of my neighbors
NEW EARS
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from th
Unknown danger of
Borrowed a Dehumidifier and made the mistake of leaving it on overnight Woke up this morning with dry eyeballs and so thirsty I could have sucked the scrotum of a sweaty camel The tank contained 3 litres of liquid and as the average adults bod
Store Angel
I wrecked my car this week and now it's at the collision shop. They're determining whether it's totaled or not. I was waiting a long time on a ride today and there was this red-faced homeless woman sitting outside the store with two bags, so I sta
MA AND THE OUTHOUSE
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it." So Pa mosies out to
Are You Listening, Borty??
Once upon a time, on another, er, permissive website, a character who professed to a certain fetish posted occasionally, sharing his travels and travails with a somewhat captive audience. Just out of curiosity, I did a quick web search, and found th
Nosehair...
My grandfather had a forest of ear hair times 2. Unlike him I seem to have gotten an overabundance of nose hair that requires trimming every few weeks. If I don't and I breathe real hard I can feel it rustling like leaves in the wind!
The Confession
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "'Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
April Fool!
April Fools day has become extraordinary for one unexpected reason - it is now the only day of the year that people query news items on the internet before accepting them as true So, a supermarket chain announced a new app t
THE NURSE
The nurse: When you're hospitalized, it pays to be nice to your nurse, even when you're feeling miserable. A bossy businessman learned this the hard way after ordering his nurses around as if they were his employees. But the head nurse stood up to h
I Got My First Date For 2019
Its a court date but its a date and I'm dressing up
"Save the planet......
It's the only one with chocolate." (On a T-shirt I recently bought).
CUTE BUT FUNNY
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost." "What do you mean almost?" questions the priest. "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." "Rubbing together is the sam
She toad dem to cwal unda a wok...
It was a spectacular event Friday night. The Conservative Borg mothership came into orbit around Earth and two hundred thousand sleeper cells lit up. They began posting identical comments on every public forum! "Mueller's report exonerated Trump o
A foot and a Half ,
.Marie and Tony were just married, and they're spending their honeymoon night at her mother's house. Maria, being a good Italian girl, is a virgin, and has never seen a naked man. The newlyweds go upstairs and start getting undressed. Tony takes
A Little old Biker Lady
LMAO!!! A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answered the door. She proclaimed, "I want to join your biker club." The guy was amuse
Difference between water and beer......
You're never going to believe this...... ......
ONE MORE JOKE ,
A man walks into a bar one night . He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that will be 1 cent." "one penny?" exclaimed the guy. The barman replied, "Yes." So, the guy glances over at the menu and asks, "Could i have a nice ju
THURSDAY HUMOR
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?" T
Wednesday humor
A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist, Tracey, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were
JOKE OF THE DAY
The Joke of the Day Quickie in the Bushes There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a
Funny But Cute
A husband and wife attend a small service at the local church one Sunday morning. The man was very moved by the preacher's sermon, so he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. Reverend, that was the best damn sermon I ever did hear!" The Reverend repl