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If you could call your younger self…. What would you say?
Calling long distance , hi, your me, please don’t ride that bike today, Don’t ever eat McDonalds, don’t tell dad you found his porno, don’t fall In line too easily, don’t be what you don’t want to be, admit when your Wrong, be strong, don’t cli
What would you like written on your gravestone?
Please, don't shoot!, So, I forgot your birthday!......Calm down, tomorrow is a new,,, ok,, don't bother,,,, So, what would you write on your tombstone?
On the rag...
Breaking News: Amid rising costs and material shortages, the latest in the never ending strain on consumers has a break in the supply chain of what normally is considered female sanitary protection. Yeah, who would have thought this could have happen
Today's humor...
I thought I'd offer some lighthearted humor to all the political ruckus currently going on this month. In the news this morning, it's reported that former president Donald Trump issued a 12-page rebuttal to testimony and evidence presented by a House
The First Defibrillator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVu83-31FOQ
And The Sign Said
And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply .So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him why .He said you like a fine understanding man, I think you'll do , So I took off my hat and said imagine that, Me working for
I don't enjoy the freedom...
A few times on CS I blogged about women who don't wear bras and gravity takes hold of their bazooms, making the skin stretch for great distances. Envision the granny who complains her husband rests his elbows on the table yet she's nudging her dinner
Hungry or Not
Had a kiddies meal today at McDonald's. The meal was quite nice as well as the atmosphere in the restaurant, well that was until the kiddies mother had an anger attack and gave me a whopper on my eye.... Timed myself today. Takes a 5 min
Marksman shoots water tower - The result is hilarious
Whoever shot the Kingsland, AR water tower is a good shot. Looks like the silhouette of Johnny Cash has got to go!
The French maid
i don't know what it is...but maybe it's the idea of a woman role playing as a French maid and cleaning my house to perfection or is it something else that gets me thinking how about a bit of spring cleaning https://www.youtu
The 'other' TDS...
I'll wager you are all familiar with the acronym TDS. That stands for Trump Derangement Syndrome. It started right after Hillary lost the presidential election to Trump, despite having the popular vote. Question any part of the election and you are p
Kentucky Derby winning jockey turns down invite to the White House
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How to write a catchy & popular blog...
There is a definite art to writing a popular blog. Seek your audience. Politics and religion can only carry you so far. Find a topic that hits home and brings something to your blog that everyone can comment on. Menopause for example. Both men and wo
3 bikers and an old man
An elderly man was eating breakfast at a truck stop when some bikers stormed in, obviously all revved up. They’d been riding all day, and now, thoroughly energized, it was time for them to have a little fun and engage in their favorite pastime: brawl
Elon performing Flight of the Whining Losers
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Maybe Jada should have been slapped...
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett appear at the Oscars ceremony and comedian Chris Rock jokingly comments about Jada's hair loss. Will walks up to the stage and slaps Chris and shouts obscenities. A joke gone too far? Obviously, there is something deepe
Today's chuckle...
Scanning some new profiles, I see a woman who claims to have a masters degree states twice on her profile: "fell free to text me up thank you very much" Fell free...
My short stories of previous events in my life.
What is standing in a puddle of water with red legs? Due to a maximum of 4000 letters it comes in parts. Part one. It was one of these days, you wake up and don´t really know if you are going through with it. Pure group pressure makes you slowly
Smile...:)
Even with hand sanitizer...? https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F474x%2Fdc%2F7d%2F83%2Fdc7d839a51faadb4950451a65b5ee642.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com.au%2Ffergusmaximus%2Fmenfolks-womenfolks%2F&tb
He ain't heavy...
He ain't heavy... He's only blubber. I should have teamed up with Al Yankovic doing parodies. For years my band mates would intentionally use the wrong lyrics, just for fun! T
Who is John Galt?
In an idyllic world conformity is priceless. But wait a minute, really? Meaning expressing your sentiments that's rather different isn't permitted? Behold, we're now headed to an irreversible world, says the Master. Being human, be
Finally: Peter Doocy And Jen Psaki Announce Their Engagement
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After over a year of courtship, Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy and White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki have announced they are finally tying the knot. "Um, on a personal note, I would like to announce that I will soon be st
NWO leader-Post is still vacant?
Who will be the Globes leader? April 2020, France's 42-year-old president, Emmanuel Macron, who has faced many challenges governing his country, was positioning himself to take over the mantle of global leadership long reserved to the older leader
I want to know where she lives, too!!
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her Why are you Crying........................... what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to
The smell of your fingers...
The smell of my fingers after eating peel & eat shrimp is enough to make me wash my hands at least 5 times and if it lingers, I'll add a few rounds with alcohol. I doubt other people resort to this... but that's the way I'm wired.
Fun
Told my kids I never want to live in a vegative state So they unplugged my computer and threw out my wine.
Evidently you can now get your # 46 decoder ring
No supply chain issues involved.
San Francisco Walgreens Introduces New Frequent Looter Rewards Punch Card
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In response to record levels of unprosecuted shoplifting, Walgreens stores in San Francisco have introduced a new "Frequent Looter Rewards Card." "If you can't beat 'em, I guess all you can do is join 'em," said Sandra Lopez, reg
2022
Remember having sex on a regular basis helps keep your memory alive So I wish everyone a great 2016
Brunette Jokes
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The 12 Days of Omicron
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"I only have eyes for you"
"Here's looking at you kid" What ? Was there something else you wanted for XMas ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq9hP2-mafE[/youtub
Cyber Monday sale
Have you done any shopping yet during this Cyber Monday sale? I got few items in my mind and gotta act on it. My son and I went Black Friday shopping ( while Art stayed home cleaning the house! ) last week and he managed to sna
Why men shouldn't write advice columns
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Sleepers
Well, some come here to CS for 'Lurv," and finding none within reach, move on to other things. Others, however, are reliable -- like clockwork -- in their stalwart efforts to tell you what to think. Let's not name names. That would be... impol
Somebody throw in the towel !
You know , the thing the thing man. All men (and women) are created equal
You believe this...you will believe anything..hahaha
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem” The mother says, “It’s my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and she is sick most mornings.” The doctor gives
How is that for her having the last laugh ?
A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an Afr*ican woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Bartender! I'm buying drinks for everyone in this bar, except that w
Very old one...but..still good..
More humour for us because we all need that right now... A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells h
Kyle Rittenhouse Asked To Step Outside And Defend The Courthouse While Verdict Is Being Read
Image address - https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/article-9926-1.jpg KENOSHA, WI—Moments before reading the verdict, the twelve jurors in the trial of Kyle Rittenhouse aske
Ooops!! Keith has some explaining to do!!..
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00. Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that th