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WELCOME TO MY WORLD

WELCOME TO MY WORLD

A place to have fun and banter about how obviously that life is sometime very funny. I wan't to create a place to have some laughs. Lifw is way to short to waist time on crap. Join me and let's have some fun. [si

Some choice here ladies

Some choice here ladies!

Handsome men to chat to - who is the one for you?

One of my favourite jokes

One of my favourite jokes

(I know, you probably heard it already, but some jokes are worth hearing again.) After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watch

Incoherent thoughts

Incoherent thoughts...

It's that time of the month again! I'm feeling miserable, have a headache and just don't feel like doing anything . Even a pint of coffee and some cinnamon rolls don't help at all Where the heck are you?! The time I need a lashing post I've

Interview With An Infant

Interview With An Infant

Hope this video brings a smile to your face. Have a great week ahead CS peeps!

What If Noah Tried To Build The Ark Today

What If Noah Tried To Build The Ark Today

…..And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In one year, I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all flesh is destroyed, but I want you to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on earth. Therefo

I am living proof

I am living proof....

So, I am on this diet now. There was one night when I was pretty hungry so I decided to check the cupboards. It was late and very cold outside and I found some instant oatmeal that was a year and a half past its expiration date. I ate it....:laugh

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Itchy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Itchy

Happy, Happy Birthday Itchy! May you have many more!

Is there life out there

Is there life out there?

The search for intelligent life goes on but right now any life form will do. Over here it is Friday, 10 PM and I have just returned home after visiting a friend. But where is everybody? My sister and her husband are out out (probably at th

I am silly

I am silly.....

Who is the most silly or ridiculous blogger in this land? Of course I will not ask who the best or smart or any other good thing of blogger... I am sure the answer will be many. But the one I ask? Any body dare to name it? It is just for fun

Humor

Humor

A husband, who is not the most outgoing guy, relents to his wife's months of nagging to take her out dancing. During the evening one guy on the dance floor is giving it large - break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. Seeing this perfor

The Miracle of Ageing

The Miracle of Ageing

I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometimes despair over my body - the wrinkles that are starting to appear, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken aback by

The Demented Snow Shoveler

The Demented Snow Shoveler

December 8, 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we f

ROLL CALL

ROLL CALL!!...

Ok...Ok, a CS female is missing here therefore, let's all line-up for roll call. Maybe then we will find out whose missing and put out an APB on her. Unless she has pulled a Bruce Jenner on us All we know for now is, that she is female, an

ROLL CALL

ROLL CALL!!...

Ok...Ok, a CS female is missing here therefore, let's all line-up for roll call. Maybe then we will find out whose missing and put out an APB on her. Unless she has pulled a Bruce Jenner on us All we know for now is, that she is female, an

Anyone watched this

Anyone watched this?

On the way to school today I heard too much of news regarding to Oscars 2015 from yesterday... Any one here watched this and what do you think?

Talking To Yourself

Talking To Yourself?

Do you talk to yourself? I grew up believing that it is the first sign of insanity but apparently it is not so bad. Only when you have full conversations with yourself, you need to get worried. It may be a sign of schizophrenia. Normal con

Harry Goes To The Doctor

Harry Goes To The Doctor

Harry had been feeling sick lately and was finally convinced to see the Doctor after his wife Suzy’s urging. After a thorough examination, and much thought, the Doctor was ready to tell Harry and a very worried Suzy, his prognosis. Harry was too stre

see my lover photo......

finally... I love him truly sincerely...........everyone can see my lover i do not mind... https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ3p0iiXQOKqGsYYYp5ZtDJ9v3HDpg681hDtfI6RwYUjeJ0o6MT

Forrest Gump Dies

Forrest Gump Dies

The day finally arrived.Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, 'Well,Forrest, it is cert

Little Humor

Little Humor

Q: What do you call a dog who can do magic? (scroll down) A: Labracadabrador

Lighten Up The Blogs

Lighten Up The Blogs

Black & White?" Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." said the mother. The child

You Dont Understand Us

You Don’t Understand Us.

The other day somebody posted a blog about what women really mean when they say something. I’m afraid we also have such a ‘secret code’ and to eliminate some of the confusion, I thought it wise to list some of these phrases. Yo

Perhaps the biggest mystery of all mankind

Perhaps the biggest mystery of all mankind

So I hop out of the shower. Standing naked in front of the mirror, I start brushing my teeth. Okay, next, I grab for the Q-tips. You know, you gotta keep your ears clean. Following all that, I grab my pit spray. Spraying my pits, it hits me. W

Dont Make a Fuss About Valentines Day

Don't Make a Fuss About Valentine's Day

Background My dearest wife is always going on and on and ON about NOT making a fuss over her on Valentine's Day. She repeats that it's the thought that counts. Well, I put a lot of thought into the gifts from previous February 14ths but she di

This House Is Haunted

This House Is Haunted!

Last evening I paid a courtesy visit to the elderly couple who bought my house last year. I should have done it earlier but I have been so busy lately that I forgot to get around to it. I was received rather stiffly but they invited me

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

Why Some Men Have Dogs....And Not Wives

----- 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents n

Puddles

Three ducks appeared in court one day for causing a disturbance at the park. As the ducks approached the stand, the judge called the first duck up and ask his name and what he was doing that day. The duck replied "my name is Huey and I was in and out

Jokes fresh in by email Thought of you straightaw

Jokes fresh in by email. Thought of you straightaw

2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later......'Da-ad....' 'What?' 'I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?' 'No, You had your chance. Lights out.' Five minutes later: 'Da-aaaad......' 'WHAT?' 'I'm THIRSTY. Can I ha

New

New

Hellooooooooooooooo!!! I'm new here Guidance needed, thank you Oh! And also, be gentle with me please?

Twenty Questions

Twenty Questions

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil Th

What Kind Of Weather Do You Like

What Kind Of Weather Do You Like?

Today, the weather is terrible where I live! It has been snowing and blowing since late last night! Blizzard conditions with major whiteouts! Cannot drive any place because of the whiteouts and drifting snow! It is a "balmy" 12 degrees F o

B days and Reunions

B-days and Reunions!

I knew this man Johnny from my high school days in Ordway, Colorado where I attended school for 11 years. Well, as they always do the years passed by and lots of life happened. Some good and some bad. B-days and classmates slipped away and I never ga

Well Now

I was just looking at my photo ratings and this dog photo actually has a higher rating than my real photo's Now if that don't tell me something, I don't know what will lol

Horoscopes Reloaded 2

Horoscopes Reloaded 2

Any resemblance between real people and these horoscopes are absolutely intentional. As promised, today we can have a look at bulls and twins. And as with the previous, I relied on cutting and pasting to some extend. Tau

Chuckles

Chuckles

“Brian, what’s wrong with you? You’ve been sitting at your desk looking depressed for the last five minutes!” “Oh Dan,” responded Brian “I don’t know what to do! I got in a big fight last night with my Suzie, she claims I never buy her gifts, so I mu

I Love Jokes and Riddles

I Love Jokes and Riddles

Hillary is lying in bed wide-eyed one night, and starts poking Bill in the back. "Wake up," she says. Bill just turns over and groans. Again, she pokes him the back and says, "Bill, wake up!" "What do you want?" he grunts in a sleepy voice. "I'm goin

Horoscopes Reloaded 1

Horoscopes Reloaded 1

Sometimes a person can run out of ideas to blog about. When you are a compulsive blogger as I am and just have to blog, you can come up with the most boring themes. Today is such a day and I thought it well to give you my take on people bor

Marriage

Marriage

Ogden Nash To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong admit it; Whenever you're right shut up. Bill Cosby For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle th

lol

Saturday morning I woke up in a hurry, dressed up quietly, got my lunch ready, took the dog, and then rushed to the garage where I attached the boat to my jeep and I was on my way. Unfortunately the weather was terrible so I had to head back home an

Eureka I Found The Reason

Eureka!! I Found The Reason!

A recent inventory of the parts of our blog press revealed that most of the parts were either missing or unserviceable and I must make an urgent appeal to all the guilty parties to return those parts so we can get the blog press running on all cylind

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