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When a woman likes a man, she speaks in a higher than normal voice. That would explain why when women talk to me, they sound like Barry White.
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's skin from i
There was this guy sitting on a park bench muttering to himself and spitting. He would mutter, then spit, mutter, then spit, he would say, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive", then spit, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive", then spit, "Damn that sonof
I do not buy a whole lot of cold cereal. But, I know I remember one time or another where I bought a box and poured that healthy stuff in my bowl waiting for those little dried fruit pieces to soften. mmmmmmm I just bought a box of cold cereal.
most people on here will still be single when they take their last breath.. stop moaning..
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning he got up ear
Lots of birthday wishes and hugs from over here... and here's my special present for you...
A priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, when he suddenly realizes the one thing he hadn't taught them was English. So he takes the chief for a walk. He p
Beer Not To Be Taken Lightly. Now, as if everything else wasn’t bad enough, we find out that beer isn’t good for us? Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Montreal University scientists released the
The hospital's consulting dietitian was giving a lecture to several community nurses in a hospital. 'The garbage we put into our stomachs and consume should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is terrible. Soda attacks your stom
Been busy packing stuffs these passed days...finally moved to a new apartment last night, had to sleep in a small mattress on the floor surrounded by boxes and bags last night...the move to the new place took 2 exhausting days, yesterday and today..
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I'll bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office. At 10:00 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door,
Picture it: a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, two men and a woman are shipwrecked. A month passes. Now apply stereotypes (add any not already included) If all were Italian - one man has killed the other to have the woman.
Happy birthday to a very nice lady!!!! May you have a wonderful day and many more birthdays!!!
...What would you do? The thrill and excitement when I find something new always brighten my day, always give me that devious smile. It's challenging and I can't seem to get enough of it. Too much of it though can wear the novelty off real quick
This came in email today ....It's a goody..so hope you read and get some idea of what could be waiting to happen on a shopping trip! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Get Out Of The Car - NOW !
I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved whe
Why is it so difficult to hide a happiness? When I'm happy, I'm wearing a big smile and grinning...people around me says that I'm like a walking sunshine and it's contagious too. Walking around smiling or grinning for some reasons unknown to others
Why must I prove that I am me to pay my bills over the phone? Do strangers call to pay my bills? And, if they do, why don't you let them? The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you
Read the ‘story’ below before pasting the link in your address line.… >> So this retired guy sits around the house all day. Wifey says, "You could do something useful, >> like vacuum the house once a week." >> >> Guy giv
ARE HAPPIER....than couples who are very attractive and very successful. Less attractive couple tend to see and appreciate the inner person of each other. Same goes for an attractive person who is with a less attractive partner. Inner beauties,
Loveallnite he posted a blog saying that he felt great with Siri, honestly, Siri means nothing to me and I never used it until today, as always I have a bit spare time reading around during awaiting for my dinner, so, I decided to ask Siri: 'could yo
I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the wom
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a s*xual performance problem. Can you help me?" "Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces a proud physician, "They just came ou
There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks. After two weeks, the minister asks the elde
"A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. ""But officer."" the man began, ""I can explain,"". ""Just be quiet,"" snapped the officer. ""I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief get
After all of the fighting on this site for the last few days, I thought a little humor might lighten things up! My husband, an avid golf player couldn’t help challenging my boastful son to a game of golf. He was in for quite a surprise w
I'm looking for Halloween events here in Amman...found some interesting parties in some pubs, restaurants and hotel but mostly on Friday night 10/30/2015... I'll be working I found one on Saturday...but it's for little children, even my son
however, I do like to share things that make me laugh out loud LOL
I love this one! A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, w
The airline had a policy that required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a - 'Thanks for flying XYZ airline'. An airline pilot on this particular flight hammered his plane into the runway real
Some people just never give it a rest, can’t get a word in edgeways, constant ear bashing... blah, blah, blah all the time! What phrases do you know that say.... SHUT the f*ck up!
So I am sitting online while my speaker phone plays music with static. Awhile back I was informed my wait time for an operator will be approximately 39 minutes. TG for speaker phones. I remember the old days when a recording like that meant you ha
OK, JohnnyAngel....what happened to my blog? The one about the 3 hot bloggers here? I went to bed and now I can't find my blog anymore The last time I commented, it was all clean and tidy...so who made a big mess there? Did Johnny p
Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from work when he sees his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another. Fearing the worst, Mark charged into the bar and confronted Tom. “Tom what’s going on?” Mark asked. “It’s my wife Beckie,” Tom
Bill’s second Anniversary was coming up and if there was one thing that got his wife Suzy upset, it was not getting a thoughtful gift on a special occasion. Bill quizzed all his friends, co workers, clients and anyone he happened to bump into, as to
Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out. The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in. Terry returns inside to chase it out. Brenda, not wanting it known t
This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade… A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who
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