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Sometimes I get cranky from my routine life...doing same things over and over again...worse part is when something else complicates that routine and make it worse. Despite all of these tiresome, depressing, irritating and heartbreaking things to dea
A man and woman were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one... "Sorry I'm running late... had an emergency, you know ho
A decade may sound like forever but not so...time flies I've been blogging here for 2 years and still single! Many here are blogging long before my time and still very much single Makes me wonder why:confuse
A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would ki
After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud
How do you make a hamburger giggle? A: Pickle it gently! What can you make from baked beans and onions? A: Tear gas! What did one strawberry say to the other? A: Look at the jam we are in
Woke up early morning here...was expecting a plumber at 8am...I fell asleep while waiting...he finally showed up at 11am and woke me up from my erotic dream Well, he's busy in the bathroom right now, I made him a cup of
Last Will and Testament: Being of sound mind, I spent all my money. A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police. Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one tha
In zoos you have sign posts DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS.... What about sign posts that are so Like... Don't give alcohol to alcoholics
DRIVING...???????? Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to major crossroad. The stop light was red, but they just went on through. The woman in th
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting.." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for
SEMINAR FOR WOMEN XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husban
Ole is a farmer in Minnesota . He needs a new milk cow and hears about one for sale over in Nordakota. (That would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out der). He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches under
With the recent economic crisis still lingering in Spain you'd expect spare parts for cars to be cheap in order to for businesses to make at least a small profit, but not so, parts are an exorbitant price, so much so that Spaniards have resorted to u
A man walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my family jewels inside. Then the croc will close
Ole & Lena lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY , to all of the pretty and nice ladies here!
Dirty 30's Naughty 40's ...or filthy 50's....phroooooor !!!
Christ! too many single people here! What a shame! I know, I know you're not here for love...just for blogs Well, Valentine's day is almost here again...I thought it would be nice to send love to each and
Listed below are lists of people killed by law enforcement in the United States, whether in the line of duty or not, and regardless of reason or method. Inclusion in the lists implies neither wrongdoing nor justification on the part of the person kil
I put this under the heading of..Comedy Like a lot of Americans, each morning in elementary and high school, I to stand up before the U.S. flag, put my hand on my heart, and pledge allegiance to the United States of America. While it was a min
Little Johnnie and Susie are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decided that they want to get married, so Johnnie decided to approach Susie's father to ask him for her hand. Johnnie bravely walked up to him a
Whew, I thought I'd never make it or feel welcome in my new home here in Bullhead City, AZ!! I got my self a little bachelors pad and I got a few pieces of furniture. Got may address changed and in no time I got the proof of residency! JUNK MAIL!!!!
I keep thinking of taking a course on procrastination but I never seem to get round to it. The stallion and the mare were going to get married, but when the time came for the stallion to appear at the church, he got cold feet and failed to show u
A lady goes to a divorce lawyer and says "I want a divorce." The lawyer says, "Do you have grounds?" Oh yes she said, "We have about 4 acres and a long driveway, No no no you have misunderstood me. I mean do you have a grudge? She said "No
************************************** Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya". "Of course you can come in, you're always w
Lets face it no one is having sex or having a romantic date if they are here...... We can bi*ch about it or get over it........ So lets go over blogs or bloggers that have made us smile.... I would like to thank Robert for his blogs and po
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Lit
After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him and got a woman. "Is Robert there?" I asked. "He's in the shower," she responded. "Please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up. When he didn't retu
This blog is not to insult anyone. It is meant as entertainment! I hope everyone has a wonderful day! Bill tried to cheer up Hillary this morning by reminding her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president until after he had served 27 years
I pray for a good looking woman who owns a bar on a golf course and sends me fishing and beer drinking! This poem doesn't rhyme and I don't care!
Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who is handsome. Smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks
Women one liners If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive. A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. I sometimes wonder why I drink; I think that it's because I think. I still really miss my ex but my aim is getting better.
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque." "Oh, by t
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