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A blog for CH....

So, what is the meaning of your last blog CH? Are you done with us here and now going? I hope not. You know, you, Robert, Pepps, and I still have tunnels to dig. On top of that, isn't it better to leave a place after you are hated? A

LIVIN IN THE SOUTH

Any body who lives in the South MAY (?) have heard some of these before. ...sharing for everybody who appreciates the humor ....and no offense meant to all people who live this Southern lifestyle! **************************************

The week, so far....in pictures.

http://photos.connectingsingles.com/blogs/15/blog52768_30

French kiss...........

................................ ........ ........... .............If any man want to ki

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A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you plea

CS CALENDAR GIRLS 2015

CS MEN, are you lonesome tonight? Feeling so loveless and unlovable? Feeling like a looser? STOP!!! Don’t be… just sit back and relax , it’s time for you to meet CS eligible Calendar Girls and here they are::wink: Ms Janu

Growing old is inevitable.....

....growing up is optional. I don't wanna grow up....

Riddle me that.....

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Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Thomas replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet

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A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar… FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. Bartender replies “Well, first you have to drink that whole gall

THE FINAL EXAM

Recent email and too good not to share.... You are going to love this one! There were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided

Cat?

Is South Africa still there? Cat, Bea, Lukeon, Candy, guys??? Okay, I can see Snookums. And Cocheta commented on my blog. But the rest of you guys are keeping extremely quiet. If the bottom end of SA broke off, taking PE with it, I'm assuming som

where is GOD????????????

...Two little boys aged 8 &10 were extremely mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boy’s mother heard that a preacher i

Anxious, Worried, Feeling Guilty...

This is not a good night... Last chatted to to him at 4AM this morning. He was happy entertaining his friends. Sent me some photos of his old and balding friends and him looking messy and sweaty in front of the bbq grill and drinking. I was glad

I loved UK tv in the 70's

....as this is a multicultural site..you might find this funny

Perspective

Adieu I need a rest, will be back after the clean up. http://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1978676_604005333006960_1049953816_n.jpg?oh=0c0f886c5c51da9cc380ee396ba275f4&oe=568196B7&__gda__=1447137107_f6659b21585c63297

King Arthur and the Witch

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult

women first impression..part 2..

Candykiss46... no kisses from this South African Beauty...should rename Candycrush...cross this lady and out comes Apartheid all over again..once you had black you never

my first impressions of women on here....

Crazy fart38....tends to talk crap most of the time, sensitive..disappears a lot when provoked for some quiet time..has a repulsive flatulence problem, and here in this pr

The Girls Night Out

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for ho

My First Impression Of CS Male Bloggers

I believe that first impression lasts. Just like most people, I base my first impression from what I see in a person's face . Some of that changed when I've come to know the person but for most, first impression lasts. Here on Blogland, it's ve

A Big-city Lawyer...

A Big-city Lawyer... was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.

Is responding to...

...everyone in your blog, like a handing out participation trophies? ...but I like my participation trophies. Don't judge me.

Letter from Walmart

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally

we're all mature until

someone gets out the bubble wrap. What else brings out your inner child?

Facebook People

For those of our older generation who don't comprehend why Facebook exists. I am making friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I

To My Darling Ray

Why are you so quiet? Please say something... Guys, I think I've found my knight in shining armor here. Here's his message to me "Hi beautiful.... Thanks for the kind appreciation and I will be glad to know you are doing fine.... I am Ray Gle

Ponderisms for Seniors

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off! Old age is coming at a really bad time! When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... Now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation! The

Bloggers' Original Pick UP LINES...

No wonder why we're still blogging here! 1. You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. 2. Surprise me !!! I am me ! I have a very strong personality. If urs r not it will make u feel i

Another whiskery joke

To my darling husband, Before you return home from your overseas trip I just wanted to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so ple

Shook'ums", Just sleep it off...

Hey, don't beat yourself too much...we all go through some bad days It could be my turn sometime Here's one when you wake up in the morning: and of course

A Family Of Writers

I stem from a family of great writers. It runs thick in our blood. Actually, we have ink in our veins. It all started with my father. He wrote bank checks that no bank honored, my mother wrote recipes that nobody tried; my brother wrote nov

Monday needs some cheerful signs.

Posting these, then over and out. Night all. A sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver read: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you ------------------- Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your c

Update on Tarzan and Jane

This is a very funny video! Open and enjoy! http://www.johns-jokes.com/update-on-tarzan-and-jane

nothin done without money

am so ashame I went to the restaurant to purchse a meal for just 300 $ jmd. I stood in a long waiting line with urge to pay my cashier .no sooner I was there standing in front the cashier with just my 300$ . I order a mini

The Drought Is Broken!

A far-off cousin farms in one of the driest regions in this country. Last week, when it rained there for the first time in 19 years, his 17-year-old son experienced rain for the first time. When he heard the thunder and saw the lightning, wh

That is right....

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-C

DEAD CROWS

I love birds and so took this seriously when I first got it in email from a friend ...but reading on,see the joke ...this one's for Nam with his Truckin Blog! ' Mysterious Crow Deaths ' A fact you won't soon forget...Researche

A Forbidden Love Is Sweeter

When somebody tells me to go to hell, I gladly try to oblige, but I never get further than the gates. Whenever I get there, they lock and bar the gates on first sight. The first time that somebody sent me to hell, I seduced the devil’s wife and he (t

WOWSER!! Nosy People All Around!!

I'm an admitted people person but I won't stare at people to "size them up". I mean, like who cares what they look like, what they're wearing, how they appear ,i.e., are they rich or poor or what kind of car they have! I'm an old dude and I don't

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A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an aircraft. The next day, he called