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Unique Holiday GiftsI have recently discovered my hidden artistic talent. If anybody would like portraits of their pets done, just pm me for details. Act quick be...

Waiting for the SunA man sat at home one day and looked at the sun. He wondered where it went at night so he hatched a plan. He would watch the sun! He woke early the ne...

Me Crazy????...

Cinco de Mayo! What is it really?This "holiday has always bugged me. I am an American but the "day" still gets posed as questions to me as if I was born and educated in Mexico. So,...

A Perfect StormLiving under lock down for weeks now There was no frie works on new years eve ,only a bell ringing on the other side of this small town.. And to m...

The Nagging Farmer's WifeAn old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about someth...

lolA man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a s*xual performance problem. Can you help...

SpeechlessThe Driver sitting there with Bert on a boring Tuesday night at the local bar. Of course the Driver is drinking soda, otherwise...how could he be the...

Monday Morning Humor ,,It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived a...

A Serious Idea for You to PonderIf the sign in the middle of a grassy area, says "Keep Off The Grass"........ How did it get there ?...

Is there life out there?The search for intelligent life goes on but right now any life form will do. Over here it is Friday, 10 PM and I have just returned home after visitin...

I remember - actually no I don'tThere's a joke doing the rounds on Facebook, which says 'If my memory gets any worse I'll be able to plan my own surprise party' I'd probably then...

Miss a womenHello fellow bloggers especially you ladies. Oh I do miss a partner I have to do my washing,cleaning,shopping clean my car make my bed. Where are gi...

Ape VlogHeld in Captivity, The ape Speaks out.. Should we put animals in zoos and make fun of them?...

Having a heck of a day......I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swi...

Clever Words1. ARBITRAITOR A cook that leaves Arbys to work at McDonalds 2. BERNADETTE The act of torching a mortgage. 3. BURGLARIZE Wha...

2022Remember having sex on a regular basis helps keep your memory alive So I wish everyone a great 2016...

I don't think 'Ketchup' man might be interested...lolHeinz Looks for Man Who Survived a Month at Sea Eating Only Ketchup So They Can Buy Him a Boat Spotting an opportunity to change someone’s life and...

Mr. Twist-herBy no means a novel idea here. In fact, there is one member that we are blessed with his presence that has spoken of this on many occasions. Robert.....

Worms vs WhiskeyIf you put a worm in a glass of water it will swim around. If you put that same worm in a glass of whiskey it will die. Moral of the story, if you dri...

MozziesThe attack started at exactly 2am. I have no idea from where this came. Sometimes I think they just materialise from thin air. Very difficult to fi...

The New Bug,FOXITIS This is the new bug, that has been around for some time. Just to think of Foxitis makes me laugh.....

I'll trade ya...As a kid, I had friends who would trade things. For example, baseball cards, marbles, 45rpm records. In the 70's, I was in a band with a guitarist...

Photo Caption Contest - Shocking !This one ought to be good. Have fun adding as many captions for the following photo, as you like. My first caption; "You want to put THAT...

Trump says, that he accepts no blameToday in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Says He Deserves No Blame for State of America Because He Has Not Actually Work...

Typo...I think a lot faster thant I type and I find I'm sending to omuch time fizing typos. If I didn't correct my typos I'm sure people wouldn;t be able to...

jokes.......A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped...

Number two!A kaleidoscope of fantasy! As I slide my fingers through your long black hair, Caress your shoulders and kiss your neck, I care, Your body yield...

Sneak PreviewFollowing the news that advertising on dating sites will have to more accurately depict the members I managed to download the new log-out page for CS...

Who loves housework?Yup don't all shout at once. Life is a learning curve. If you have a red stair carpet, don't have a ginger cat. And really don't have a white dog....

Picking (Tom) CottonThis new offering from Andy Borowitz is in relation to a very recent opinion article in The New York Times, where Cotton stated, that slavery was a "n...

Show Your JoeShow Your Joe...

SoI said to the wife "well if I'm so bald, how do you explain that long dark curly hair?" She replied "your a** don't count"...