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Pardon Me For Saying So.
This is not the first time that a disgruntled member or ex-member took to stirring shit from another site. About five years ago somebody did the same, only he opted for YouTube signing in with his Google account instead of Twitter. I was the main objective of his rage. He also had a fan base here who spurred him on; some of them are still here and we're friends today. I did not get abusive when some people supported my foe. I just had to endure it. Besides, one or two of the current victims were my foe's supporters so I see this as some form of Karma.
When I finally learned about the ‘plot’ against me I took him on where he was slinging his mud from but he simply deleted my retorts and it left me powerless. Then I did what I should have done in the first place. I ignored him. For all I care he may still be doing it; I don’t know and I don’t care.
What is happening here now is polarising the blogs and exactly what our ghostwriter wants. I believe some of us know his/her identity, some have a very good idea and others are grasping around in the dark but it does not matter. The point is, he or she is out of reach. I don’t know when last one of you had taken an overseas resident to court but I can almost guarantee you that you will cripple yourself financially in the process and in the end only two attorneys will make money. They won’t touch such a case without a huge sum upfront, so don’t even think in that direction.
Resorting to foul language, name-calling, and idle threats is not on and just an indication that you are at the end of your tether. So come on, be realistic. Fighting fire with fire here is not going to help. And we're not in Grade 2 anymore. Pulling hair and sticking out tongues are way beyond us now. For somebody who normally deals with problems as they raise their heads, this may seem like strange advice coming from me but ignore our ghostwriter. He or she will get tired of it sooner or later. And don't take it personal if some of us find this funny; these are the blogs. Learn to laugh at yourself, it is much more rewarding.
Let's get our blogs back to what it was a week or two ago.
This blog has done its work and I'm going to block it now.
When I finally learned about the ‘plot’ against me I took him on where he was slinging his mud from but he simply deleted my retorts and it left me powerless. Then I did what I should have done in the first place. I ignored him. For all I care he may still be doing it; I don’t know and I don’t care.
What is happening here now is polarising the blogs and exactly what our ghostwriter wants. I believe some of us know his/her identity, some have a very good idea and others are grasping around in the dark but it does not matter. The point is, he or she is out of reach. I don’t know when last one of you had taken an overseas resident to court but I can almost guarantee you that you will cripple yourself financially in the process and in the end only two attorneys will make money. They won’t touch such a case without a huge sum upfront, so don’t even think in that direction.
Resorting to foul language, name-calling, and idle threats is not on and just an indication that you are at the end of your tether. So come on, be realistic. Fighting fire with fire here is not going to help. And we're not in Grade 2 anymore. Pulling hair and sticking out tongues are way beyond us now. For somebody who normally deals with problems as they raise their heads, this may seem like strange advice coming from me but ignore our ghostwriter. He or she will get tired of it sooner or later. And don't take it personal if some of us find this funny; these are the blogs. Learn to laugh at yourself, it is much more rewarding.
Let's get our blogs back to what it was a week or two ago.
This blog has done its work and I'm going to block it now.
Putting Paid To BBQ Fires
“Come, I want to show you something,” said the salesman as he parked the one-tonne demo model pick-up truck in the parking lot of a busy shopping center. He left the engine running. He led me to the back of the pick-up truck, took a coin out his pocket, inserted it in a slot on the freight deck, gave it a half-turn and lifted a panel to reveal a BBQ grid. 
“See,” he continued while he produced a parcel with four mutton chops and a few pieces of sausage which he laid out on the grill, “you only need to flip this lever here to divert the exhaust gas through the heat exchanger below and you have enough heat to BBQ your meat.”
He fetched two ice-cold beers from a cooler box and we stood there sipping beers while the meat sizzled on the artificial fire and the shoppers looked at us curiously. Then the police arrived and a sergeant informed us that we may not make fires in the parking lot. The salesman proudly explained the cooking process to the bamboozled servant of the law.
“So what do you think?” the salesman asked me after the law had left. “I don’t know, “I said reluctantly, “I don’t need a pick-up truck with a built-in BBQ. I already have a truck.”
“But it is not a truck with a BBQ,” he retorted, “It is a mobile BBQ capable of transporting goods.”
“That’s brilliant! I never thought of it in that way,” I said as I reached for the pen and the sales contract, seeing the new laptop I plan to buy flying out the window.
Then I hear the piercing noise coming from somewhere and as I reach out to silence it, I wake up and realize that I’m only dreaming. And I sat there rubbing my eyes while the insanity of sleeping ebbs out my numbed brain.
Eish! The shit I can dream. And we never got around to eating that meat!
Have a great day!
“See,” he continued while he produced a parcel with four mutton chops and a few pieces of sausage which he laid out on the grill, “you only need to flip this lever here to divert the exhaust gas through the heat exchanger below and you have enough heat to BBQ your meat.”
He fetched two ice-cold beers from a cooler box and we stood there sipping beers while the meat sizzled on the artificial fire and the shoppers looked at us curiously. Then the police arrived and a sergeant informed us that we may not make fires in the parking lot. The salesman proudly explained the cooking process to the bamboozled servant of the law.
“So what do you think?” the salesman asked me after the law had left. “I don’t know, “I said reluctantly, “I don’t need a pick-up truck with a built-in BBQ. I already have a truck.”
“But it is not a truck with a BBQ,” he retorted, “It is a mobile BBQ capable of transporting goods.”
“That’s brilliant! I never thought of it in that way,” I said as I reached for the pen and the sales contract, seeing the new laptop I plan to buy flying out the window.
Then I hear the piercing noise coming from somewhere and as I reach out to silence it, I wake up and realize that I’m only dreaming. And I sat there rubbing my eyes while the insanity of sleeping ebbs out my numbed brain.
Eish! The shit I can dream. And we never got around to eating that meat!
Have a great day!
Flatulence And Your Personality
Research have shown that there is a correlation between your personality and the way you get rid of your excess hot air and psychologists have divided all humans into seven categories – based on the way they fart. 
1. Unapologetic Farters
These people do not care about their surroundings and they will do what comes from the inside. They are brave, charismatic, adventurous, risk-taking, uncaring and bold.
2. Silent Farters
These are the people we need to be most afraid of. They are devious, evil, scheming, and are essentially very corrupt; able to put up a façade on the outside completely out of line with the inside.
3. Opportunistic Farters
These people do not walk around farting all day long but when the opportunity arises their true nature will surface. You would normally depend on them to keep it in but they won’t fail to emit their foul gases when there is enough noise to disguise the sound. In the absence of that they will create some diversion by coughing or sneezing.
4. Narcissistic Farters
These self-centred farts truly believe that their fart does not smell and in severe cases they may even believe that it smells good. They are proud, self-important, selfish, egotistical, narcissistic and arrogant bastards. Of all farters these are the most difficult to get along with.
5. Exit-The-Room Farters
These people are usually cowards, people who are scared and who had disturbed childhoods. They have very little or no confidence are always looking for gratification on the outside, believing what is good for the outside will also be good for the inside.
6. Non Farters
They often appear to be in full control, though constantly in denial and often miss out on opportunities. The real truth is that these people are so tight-arsed that they expand like a balloon when they try to fart.
7. Crappy Farters
These are the people who have not yet learned that a fart with lumps is a turd. Shit happens. They are mostly completely out of control and normally keep things inside until they blow their tops; or is it their bottoms?
With this information you can easily classify yourself without having to engage the services of a shrink but note that if you have been diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder (previously known as Multiple Personality Disorder), it is possible that you may belong to more than one group.
The good news is that you will not be charged for this valuable advice; I render it as a free service in order to promote a better self-understanding.
May all your personalities enjoy today.
1. Unapologetic Farters
These people do not care about their surroundings and they will do what comes from the inside. They are brave, charismatic, adventurous, risk-taking, uncaring and bold.
2. Silent Farters
These are the people we need to be most afraid of. They are devious, evil, scheming, and are essentially very corrupt; able to put up a façade on the outside completely out of line with the inside.
3. Opportunistic Farters
These people do not walk around farting all day long but when the opportunity arises their true nature will surface. You would normally depend on them to keep it in but they won’t fail to emit their foul gases when there is enough noise to disguise the sound. In the absence of that they will create some diversion by coughing or sneezing.
4. Narcissistic Farters
These self-centred farts truly believe that their fart does not smell and in severe cases they may even believe that it smells good. They are proud, self-important, selfish, egotistical, narcissistic and arrogant bastards. Of all farters these are the most difficult to get along with.
5. Exit-The-Room Farters
These people are usually cowards, people who are scared and who had disturbed childhoods. They have very little or no confidence are always looking for gratification on the outside, believing what is good for the outside will also be good for the inside.
6. Non Farters
They often appear to be in full control, though constantly in denial and often miss out on opportunities. The real truth is that these people are so tight-arsed that they expand like a balloon when they try to fart.
7. Crappy Farters
These are the people who have not yet learned that a fart with lumps is a turd. Shit happens. They are mostly completely out of control and normally keep things inside until they blow their tops; or is it their bottoms?
With this information you can easily classify yourself without having to engage the services of a shrink but note that if you have been diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder (previously known as Multiple Personality Disorder), it is possible that you may belong to more than one group.
The good news is that you will not be charged for this valuable advice; I render it as a free service in order to promote a better self-understanding.
May all your personalities enjoy today.
Never A Dull Moment In The Blogs.
Chat had toasted English muffins, Dung… oops sorry I meant Dongg make girl laugh, Unfayzed is going with the flow, 1_Spectr is on a ‘Save-The-World’ crusade and missChelli wants to be happy ever after.
On the other side of the Atlantic Lojac failed to update his diary for a few days while Caprikious appears to be the expert on lies and deception, Nice2meetyou informed one and all about their civil rights, Robrt told us what he observed while walking in the park, BadlyDrawn is exercising his right arm to bear, Miclee warns us of the impending doom, Itchy is in disagreement, and one can only hope that Chat does not go needling everybody once he’s found what he was looking for in the haystack.
Back in England Hoober announced his intentions not to announce anything, Oldie is searching for a lost love, Willy did a survey on suicides, Faveer declared his availability to all girls, Agentbob brought us a badly drawnwritten SciFi screenplay – or so he wants us to believe; methinks it is a coded message, Faveer tried to get a foothold in the local drug trade while a confused Batman feels out of place.
Willy stated a fact about ASSumptions, Moelle has a pain in the knee where it is not fatty, Yonic is confusing reality with a dream, Daniela explains the perception of perfection and Pedro entertained us with two very interesting polls. All these on page one, free of politics, religion, or death notices… and then we still have Molly, Mercedes, Mischief, LucyMaud, Proc, Bnaugty, and a few others to make things more interesting. On top of all that, we still have Redex, Jenny, GoldenGloss, VK and a few others in reserve.
Then some people still want to complain that there is nothing to read in the blogs while I’m sulking because somebody was kicked in the nuts. Hmm, but that is politics, isn’t it?
True! Where is Kalpataru?
On the other side of the Atlantic Lojac failed to update his diary for a few days while Caprikious appears to be the expert on lies and deception, Nice2meetyou informed one and all about their civil rights, Robrt told us what he observed while walking in the park, BadlyDrawn is exercising his right arm to bear, Miclee warns us of the impending doom, Itchy is in disagreement, and one can only hope that Chat does not go needling everybody once he’s found what he was looking for in the haystack.
Back in England
Hoober announced his intentions not to announce anything, Oldie is searching for a lost love, Willy did a survey on suicides, Faveer declared his availability to all girls, Agentbob brought us a badly Willy stated a fact about ASSumptions, Moelle has a pain in the knee where it is not fatty, Yonic is confusing reality with a dream, Daniela explains the perception of perfection and Pedro entertained us with two very interesting polls. All these on page one, free of politics, religion, or death notices… and then we still have Molly, Mercedes, Mischief, LucyMaud, Proc, Bnaugty, and a few others to make things more interesting. On top of all that, we still have Redex, Jenny, GoldenGloss, VK and a few others in reserve.
Then some people still want to complain that there is nothing to read in the blogs while I’m sulking because somebody was kicked in the nuts. Hmm, but that is politics, isn’t it?
True! Where is Kalpataru?
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More shifts at work, temperature change and bad drivers!
Recently I have begun loving where I am. To the point where I called the temp agency, and said "If there are any chance, I would love to continue working there".
About 30 minutes later, I got an email and a text, saying I was getting an extension. I now have work throughout November, which is fantastic! I make almost no mistakes, and my times are rapidly improving. Besides that, the people there are fun to be with and to talk to.
On the subject of people I work with.. There is this woman there.. She's 23, Polish, wears glasses and is HEAVILY tattooed. We are talking on both arms and on her hands. She is quite possibly the most beautiful thing there, and she's super nice to talk to as well. Am I in love? No. Am I smitten? Oh, absolutely! Let's call her A. A and I get along very well, so it'll be exciting to see what it ends with. It might just be a friend, but you never really know, right?
Enough of that, let's talk about the temperature for a bit. It seems like a freezer has been activated here in Denmark, because it's getting COLD here. Like, properly cold. Almost to the point, where the puddles on the ground turn into ice. Eugh! At least I won't have to spend too long outside, which is great! They have not ruled out that snow will come soon. I don't hope we get a blizzard. That would suck!
Something else that sucks - the bus drivers. I have to take the bus to work and back. It's 55 minutes of driving, which sometimes turn into over an hour, due to traffic. The drivers of the bus I am taking has to be the single worst drivers out there. Usually, when you brake, you apply an even pressure on the brake pedal. Not these drivers. They make little taps on the brake pedal, making the entire bus shake backwards and forwards. Sometimes they just step on the brake, so we, the passengers, almost go flying. I have lost my balance once due to a driver just hammering on the brake pedal. I am gonna write to the bus company about it, to ask if the drivers have learned proper brake technique.
That's all for now!
About 30 minutes later, I got an email and a text, saying I was getting an extension. I now have work throughout November, which is fantastic! I make almost no mistakes, and my times are rapidly improving. Besides that, the people there are fun to be with and to talk to.
On the subject of people I work with.. There is this woman there.. She's 23, Polish, wears glasses and is HEAVILY tattooed. We are talking on both arms and on her hands. She is quite possibly the most beautiful thing there, and she's super nice to talk to as well. Am I in love? No. Am I smitten? Oh, absolutely! Let's call her A. A and I get along very well, so it'll be exciting to see what it ends with. It might just be a friend, but you never really know, right?
Enough of that, let's talk about the temperature for a bit. It seems like a freezer has been activated here in Denmark, because it's getting COLD here. Like, properly cold. Almost to the point, where the puddles on the ground turn into ice. Eugh! At least I won't have to spend too long outside, which is great! They have not ruled out that snow will come soon. I don't hope we get a blizzard. That would suck!
Something else that sucks - the bus drivers. I have to take the bus to work and back. It's 55 minutes of driving, which sometimes turn into over an hour, due to traffic. The drivers of the bus I am taking has to be the single worst drivers out there. Usually, when you brake, you apply an even pressure on the brake pedal. Not these drivers. They make little taps on the brake pedal, making the entire bus shake backwards and forwards. Sometimes they just step on the brake, so we, the passengers, almost go flying. I have lost my balance once due to a driver just hammering on the brake pedal. I am gonna write to the bus company about it, to ask if the drivers have learned proper brake technique.
That's all for now!
Only 2 days to Trump's Impeachment !
Wow ! And I was told over & over that "it will never happen".
Only the 3rd US president to ever be impeached.
But don't worry. You're still #45.
The 45th best US president (so far)
Yep, he's still rated as the worst US president in history.
Even Republicans are lowering their approval rating.
You know how they drop the big ball at Times Square during the New Years Eve celebration.
Well, they should drop a big fat pumpkin as the impeachment votes roll in,
Only the 3rd US president to ever be impeached.
But don't worry. You're still #45.
The 45th best US president (so far)
Yep, he's still rated as the worst US president in history.
Even Republicans are lowering their approval rating.
You know how they drop the big ball at Times Square during the New Years Eve celebration.
Well, they should drop a big fat pumpkin as the impeachment votes roll in,
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I've Not Seen Merc Here Lately - (aka "A Prior Chatting Blog")
Comments Are Continued Directly @ Blog: I'D LIKE TO BUILD THE WORLD A HOME ...
Does anyone know why she vanished?
Hope she's well, what with the wildfires & all.
She's fun on the blogs & I miss her
G'mornin', Merc!
Does anyone know why she vanished?
Hope she's well, what with the wildfires & all.
She's fun on the blogs & I miss her
G'mornin', Merc!
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The Isolation Blog
A place for those of us in lockdown (currently Spain but coming to a place near you soon) to share what's happening or indeed what's not happening, have a winge, report on what's happening "outside" etc. It could also be used for updating who has supplies of toilet rolls in stock
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Yes I am a believer in the Great I AM. The Alpha and the Omega.
Jesus is the "Way, the Truth and the Life, the Alpha and the Omega....
Through the prophecies in the Bible did I become a believer, have been so since 1975.
When I read; "In my Father's house are many mansions, if it where not so I would have told you, I go and prepare a place for you. I simply made my reservation.
You all come..............
Through the prophecies in the Bible did I become a believer, have been so since 1975.
When I read; "In my Father's house are many mansions, if it where not so I would have told you, I go and prepare a place for you. I simply made my reservation.
You all come..............
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