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Only in America ...

I've been getting lots of new 'women' on here e-mailing me today wanting to "get to know me" with lots of red flags within their profiles and emails.

But to me, this one is the funniest red flag.

The profile of a lovely "new" woman on here states that she is an atheist, and then in 'her' paragraph below, it states that she is "god fearing".

So, in summary she doesn't believe in gods, but she's afraid of them.

From the New Yorker;



One can only wonder how many more 5 am Tweets from the White House lavatory office
we will have to endure before Trump's reign is up.

Sitting here, watching the rain trickling down the windows in a steady stream, I thought about what God was doing. Was he watching the rain too? Placing bets on which spidery raindrop would touch the bottom of the panel first? Or maybe he was somewhere warm and dry, thinking about his recent mistakes.
We have lots of proof here in CS-land, that God chose Trump to be the worlds greatest superpower leader. We also have been told that mankind was given "free choice". So my thoughts turned to the idea that maybe God was giving us a test. To be more precise, giving Trump a test, to see if he can follow common sense or cast it aside as unimportant?
God works in mysterious ways, he giveth then he taketh away.
I guess being stuck in a house on a cold wet English autumn day is not conducive to clear thinking, maybe I should go for a long drive to clear my head.
Ah, a pub lunch will fix everything lol.

Being the president of the United States is a part-time job and I have proof.
I do.

That's what it sounds like. A man and woman talking about their new house and the only problem is the ant infestation. Actually, it's not ants, it's aunts and it's a GEICO commercial!






"Expired, expired, expired..."

It should have happened a while ago.
I knew right from the start he was way in over his head
and didn't know what he was doing at all.
It was just a matter of time, and this was the only way he could 'save face'.

You may recall that I knew he would get impeached and you may recall that I accurately predicted it,
in writing on here, while others on here chastised me for doing so.

Well, I knew he would resign and he has.

Yep, he should have never played chess.
He thought it was like checkers and tried to jump pieces.
When I tried to teach him the game, it was too difficult for him and he resigned.

What ?

Remember the photo opp with an upside down bible, that Trump did in Washington DC not long ago.
Trump had the military turn less lethal guns on the peaceful protesters there.
Well, a whistleblower recently indicated, that they actually considered using a heat wave against the peaceful protesters. This military device makes it seem like your skin is on fire within about 4 seconds.
People have a constitutional right to peacefully protest. It's really strange how some people turn their back on those who peacefully protest and enable abuse of the public.

Unbelievable how corrupt the Trump administration is, including AG Bill Barr.

Anyway, here is the 'Closer Look' by Seth Myers earlier tonight;