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This one is for you Mic.....and everyone else. 'Melania' lol
'Her Art of the Deal'. Enjoy
A Pro Trump Ad
But, are they the only voice ?
Lets be fair and hear from the minority, who think Trump is good for America.
I know. Sure, we've heard far too much nonsense from them already. But, the people in this pro-Trump ad are
somewhat less obnoxious. They calmly, tell us, what Trump means to them without the moronic name calling.
Watch fully & give a complete listen and let me know what you think;
Picking (Tom) Cotton
Today in The New Yorker;
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Rand Paul Thanks Tom Cotton for Replacing Him as Most Hated Person in Senate
According to Senate insiders, Cotton beat out a daunting field of competitors.
By Andy Borowitz
July 2
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it the “passing of the baton,” Senator Rand Paul on Monday thanked Senator Tom Cotton for replacing him as the most hated person in the United States Senate.
Paul expressed surprise and no small amount of admiration at Cotton’s feat, telling reporters that being ousted from the most-detested perch was “something that, quite frankly, I didn’t see coming.”
“When I started attacking Dr. Fauci, I pretty much thought I had the title sewn up,” Paul said. “What I didn’t count on was that someone like Tom was going to come out of nowhere, saying slavery was necessary.”
According to Senate insiders, Cotton beat out a daunting field of competitors for Senator Paul’s crown, including Mitch McConnell, Susan Collins, and Ted Cruz.
While he praised Cotton’s audacity in snatching the most-loathed mantle, Paul warned that keeping the title for the long haul is another challenge altogether.
“Becoming despised is easy—staying despised is what separates the men from the boys,” Paul said. “Having said that, I firmly believe that Tom Cotton has what it takes.”
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
Trump to Throw Out First before game at Yankee Stadium
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump to Throw Out First Amendment at Yankee Stadium
By Andy Borowitz
July 24, 2020
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an event that he described as “historic,” Donald J. Trump announced that he will throw out the First Amendment at Yankee Stadium next month.
“It’s going to be an amazing and fantastic thing I’ll be doing,” Trump said. “I’ve asked a lot of history experts,
and they all say that no President has thrown out an amendment before.”
“Obama was President for eight years and never threw out an amendment,” he said. “What a loser.”
Trump said that he had considered throwing out the First Amendment “many, many times before”
but had ultimately decided to preserve freedom of the press for his friends at Fox News.
“But, thanks to that beauty Chris Wallace, now I know that Fox is just as nasty and fake as the rest,”
he said. “The only real journalist left is that nice lady at OAN.”
When asked how he is preparing for his Yankee Stadium appearance,
Trump said that he is consulting with other world leaders who are experienced in throwing out laws.
“I had a terrific conversation with Vladimir Putin,” Trump said. “They don’t have a First Amendment in Russia,
but he said that, if they did, he would definitely throw it out. So that made me feel good.”
Trump grew misty-eyed as he contemplated his upcoming visit to Yankee Stadium.
“I can’t believe I’ll be throwing out the First Amendment,” he said. “Every little boy dreams of this.”
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
Well Dirty Don, I get misty eyed too, when I realize, that it won't be long,
before the voters can finally throw you out also.
online today!
Amazing!!!
The wonders of nature never cease to surprise!
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