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You know, the French have an unfair stereotype of being cowardly. Any person that can live in a nation where this monstrosity is their biggest monument is braver than you or we.
You’ve heard of people with shaggy hair being called “mop top,” but have you ever seen a broom head before?
With such relentless trolling, you’d think that Fridman might be kind of mean. It turns out, just the opposite is true.
Smile 2020 is nearly done and dusted....
This morning on Christmas, a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light
and next to him is a little girl on her brand-new bike.
The cop says to the young little girl, "Nice bike you got there sweetheart. Did Santa bring that for you?"
“Yes, he did. It was a total surprise !” she replied sweetly.
With a smile on his face, the cop says "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike,” and he proceeds to hand the girl a $25 ticket.
Before the cop rides off she says "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Playing along the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did.”
“Well, next year, tell Santa the prick goes underneath the horse, not on top of it.”
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My newly purchased AFRICAN GREY does not want to eat seed, Don't know why but he has also decided to eat all my other birds. I'm im shock. Any advice appreciated.
Please help!
Pic of my new African Grey.
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The funniest thing I've heard all week was a Tweet from former news anchor Dan Rather:
Dan Rather: Why is the Trump White House suddenly a very polite place to work? Everyone’s going around saying “pardon me.”
God rest ye silly gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay
Remember mainstream media is
Nothing to believe.
Save us from all your BS blogs
And give it all a rest.
All tidings of misery and hate
Misery and hate
Oh tidings of misery and hate .
Wish you all a Blessed Advent Season.!
From The New Yorker;
In response to:
Man Refuses to Leave Job He Hates
By Andy Borowitz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A Florida man who hates the job he has held for practically 4 years is however refusing to go away it, puzzling psychologists.
While many individuals are reluctant to go away jobs that they get pleasure from, the person has proven each signal of despising his job from the day he took it.
Rather than making use of himself to the duties earlier than him, he has gone to nice lengths to keep away from them, watching tv many of the day and often leaving the workplace to play golf.
Sometimes, he has even hidden within the basement of his office for hours, based on experiences.
And but, regardless of his apparent distaste for his job, he has steadfastly refused to simply accept the truth that he was fired from it two weeks in the past.
Dr. Davis Logsdon, chairman of the psychology division of the University of Minnesota, proposed a potential rationalization for the person’s weird actions.
“This is the behavior of someone who has failed at many jobs,” he mentioned. “On some level, he is terrified that he is not employable anywhere else.”
Now, that's not entirely true. He could probably still get a job as a used car salesman, or in a pyramid scheme.