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SMILE A WHILE...AND GIVE YOUR FACE A REST.

That should really be 'flipping', not "flicking".

There appears to be a connection between religion, COVID and the fear of 5G as they often are blogged together. That reminds me of the senior member who passed away nearly 2 years ago. Many of his blogs were on the same subjects.

He was friendly and liked by many, but for some reason, I didn't find interest in reading his blogs. I'm thinking it was that during the onset of COVID, he stated wearing masks would give you brain damage.
WHAT !! ??
I'm thinking "How so?"

Long before COVID everyone in the medical field wore masks.
It was standard protocol. Ya think?

Next time someone is going for surgery, please tell your doctor (and his surgical staff) not to wear a mask, you don't want them suffering any brain damage... especially in the operating room.

Hey... it's 2023, that could be my first PSA (Public Service Announcement) for the year!
Oh, and leave your 5G phone in your locker.
Thanks!

Blog category marked comedy as I find the subject funny.

I like this logo.

I first saw this about 10-12 years ago.

Someone decided to have a little fun with McDonald's logo and slogan.

‘How about me?’ Man’s Facebook comment puts him behind bars.

A Georgia man’s Facebook comment got him some unwanted attention from law enforcement — ending with an arrest.

On Monday, the Rockdale County Sheriff’s Office in Georgia posted a list of its Top 10 Most Wanted fugitives. That’s when Christopher Spaulding decided to chime in. “How about me,” he wrote in the comments.

Well, turns out that even though Spaulding was by no means one of the most sought-after fugitives in the county, he was still wanted. “You are correct you have two warrants, we are on the way,” the sheriff’s office wrote in response. The Rockdale County Sheriff’s Office’s fugitive unit quickly found Spaulding and arrested him on two warrants for felony violation of probation.

“Our Top 10 is compiled based off of the severity of the charges only,” the sheriff’s office wrote Thursday. “By not being on this list does not mean our Fugitive Unit is not looking for you if you have an active warrant.”

So funny! smh...

An old physician, Doctor Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor Digger Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"
Dr Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from the box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr Young: 'Aaagh! -- This is Gasoline!"
Dr Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr Young: "Oh, no you don't -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"
Dr Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your $1000 back" (giving him a $10 bill).
Dr Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
*Moral of story* -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer".