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Oh my God !! His lawyers found a loophole !
In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Month of November
By Andy Borowitz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump stirred controversy on Friday by signing an executive order that would ban the month of November.
While legal scholars protested that he did not have the right to reduce the number of months in a year from twelve to eleven, Trump argued that “the Constitution doesn’t say anything about how many months you have to have.”
“All of those smart guys like Jefferson and Madison, those beauties, this is something they didn’t think of,” he said. “I got them on the months.”
Trump said that eliminating November from the calendar was “long overdue,” calling it “a rigged month.”
“November is a hoax,” he said. “Some people say it may not even be a real month.”
Responding to a reporter’s question about the future of Thanksgiving, Trump said that “nobody will miss it.”
“Just ask anyone in this country,” he said. “Nobody has anything to be thankful for.”
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Month of November
By Andy Borowitz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump stirred controversy on Friday by signing an executive order that would ban the month of November.
While legal scholars protested that he did not have the right to reduce the number of months in a year from twelve to eleven, Trump argued that “the Constitution doesn’t say anything about how many months you have to have.”
“All of those smart guys like Jefferson and Madison, those beauties, this is something they didn’t think of,” he said. “I got them on the months.”
Trump said that eliminating November from the calendar was “long overdue,” calling it “a rigged month.”
“November is a hoax,” he said. “Some people say it may not even be a real month.”
Responding to a reporter’s question about the future of Thanksgiving, Trump said that “nobody will miss it.”
“Just ask anyone in this country,” he said. “Nobody has anything to be thankful for.”
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
Well, we may not have has much to be thankful for so far in 2020.
But, I have a good feeling, that a LOT of people will be saying "Thank God !!" in a few days.
CS BACHELORS AUCTION Night
Ladies, listen up...tonight is the night for these men
I've been blogging here for so long, surrounded by these gorgeous bachelors and from time to time I wonder why they are still here?
They have so much to offer and I think it's about time the ladies take a closer look at them
Most of these guys are a little past their shelf life so this will be "Everyone Must Go" kind of auction. Ladies are allowed to bid for more than 1 man, you can do what you want with them once deal is closed and paid in full.
Proceeds will go to CS of course... for the betterment CS community.
Physically, emotionally and mentally fit, stable, knows so much about DIY,...bid starts at 1 round trip ticket to any country + $150
Another great catch here...owns his own spaceship, can take you for a ride anywhere you want to go, funny,friendly...bid starts at Great home-cooked dinner + $150
...another great catch, very funny gentleman, a kind-hearted and reliable...bid starts at A picnic basket + $150
Fully functional,good job, funny...bid starts at a sensual lap dance + $150
great catch here, great man, funny, real gentleman...bid starts at a basket of donuts + $150
You can't afford not to go for this one, house-trained gentleman, romantic...bid starts at sensual back rubs+ $150
Here's another great catch, talented, a good man, relibale in any emergencies...bid starts at holiday trip to Spain + $150
Here's another great catch, a funny man, he loves ladies...bid starts at 1 round trip ticket to Las Vegas + $150
Oh yeah, here's another elusive bachelor, he's got it all...bid starts at a night of skinny dipping + $150
Can't miss this one, loves photography, funny, sexy...bid starts at A candlelit dinner + $150
Great catch, a boat/ship captain, tough but big-hearted...bid starts at a sensual belly dancing + $150
Not sure if this one is taken or not, great guy...bid starts at A night of sensual massage + $150
The ff are on clearance sale
Hot, sexy, talented, a bit rough around the edges but house-trained.
Bid starts at a bottle of cold beer + $10
Hot guy...very funny, loves ladies, willing to relocate...bid starts at a loaf of moving raisen bread + $10
Needs a bit of training, hates women but can be easily remedied, good guy, funny...bid starts at 1 cheeseburger meal $10
Oh this one is a handful but has many redeeming qualities...piercing blue eyes, hot body, talented...bid starts at a bottle of wine + $11
The ff is sold...sorry!
Let the auction begin!
I've been blogging here for so long, surrounded by these gorgeous bachelors and from time to time I wonder why they are still here?
They have so much to offer and I think it's about time the ladies take a closer look at them
Most of these guys are a little past their shelf life so this will be "Everyone Must Go" kind of auction. Ladies are allowed to bid for more than 1 man, you can do what you want with them once deal is closed and paid in full.
Proceeds will go to CS of course... for the betterment CS community.
The ff are on clearance sale
Bid starts at a bottle of cold beer + $10
The ff is sold...sorry!
Let the auction begin!
Love Is All Around... Blind Dates In The Blogland
Christ! too many single people here!
What a shame!
I know, I know you're not here for love...just for blogs
Well, Valentine's day is almost here again...I thought it would be nice to send love to each and every blogger
I know I'm gonna be in trouble for this but I'm wondering...what if CS set you up in a blind date with another blogger...with compensation of course...free lifetime membership, money, free tickets, food, souvenirs...and hotel suite if needed
Your mission is to make that blogger happy on Valentine's day...doesn't have to be romantic but what the heck it's Valentine's day might as well make the most out of it....how would you accomplish that?
This is just for fun...get ready, here's your blind date
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I apologize to those I have not included in this special mission, I will get to you soon enough. No offense intended...just my way of saying " Happy Valentine's Day !" to you all
What a shame!
I know, I know you're not here for love...just for blogs Well, Valentine's day is almost here again...I thought it would be nice to send love to each and every blogger I know I'm gonna be in trouble for this but I'm wondering...what if CS set you up in a blind date with another blogger...with compensation of course...free lifetime membership, money, free tickets, food, souvenirs...and hotel suite if needed
Your mission is to make that blogger happy on Valentine's day...doesn't have to be romantic but what the heck it's Valentine's day might as well make the most out of it....how would you accomplish that?
This is just for fun...get ready, here's your blind date
I apologize to those I have not included in this special mission, I will get to you soon enough. No offense intended...just my way of saying " Happy Valentine's Day !" to you all
How To Survive The Apocalypse ?
Things don't look good from my part of the world here, neither the rest of the world!
8,597,407 current Covid-19 cases and soaring, pope endorsing same sex unions, messy US elections, wars, occupations, hurricanes, floods, fires, terrorisms, many psychos going nuts all over the world and many many more shites going on, the entire world is so f*cked up.
I've watched TWD up to Season 7, Outbreak, Virus and other end of the world movies , more than enough to educate me on how to be prepared for the apocalypse.
They say get out of the city as soon as you can, with collapsed economy and useless government, supermarkets and food suppliers will be looted, find a quiet place near some water source and with fertile lands so you can plant and become self reliant. I'm surrounded by desserts here, f*ck!!! closest source of water to me is the Dead Sea, too salty for the fish to survive so I guess, I won't be going anywhere else.
First sensible thing to do is hoard bottled waters and foods, canned, dehydrated foods , pulses , medicines, yes some Xanax would be handy, disinfectant, sterile wipes and lots of tissues ??? Good thing, I've started collecting some this.
A couple of days ago, I found myself submerging some carrots in the water, hoping to see some roots in the next few days or so. I'm planning to plant them in a big pot so I will at least have my own source of carrots when the supply finally runs out. I'm thinking maybe I can plant some potatoes in the big pots too ? I'm getting some herbs this weekend and some bok choy cabbage & tomatoes would be nice. I have a little place here with good access to sunlight so I think it's time to use it wisely.
I have yet to prepare a bug out bag. I was checking online on what essentials should be in my bug out bag and below are what they listed :
Water, Water treatment method: Such as a filter,water purification tabs, etc.
Tent or tarp or sleeping bag, survival food such as protein bars or MREs, some canned foods
matches stored in a water proof container, first aid kit
Self-defense weapon, have no firearms but I have pepperspray and some kitchen knives so I will be armed to the teeth. Hygiene kit, change of clothes, rain jacket, boots, paracord and ropes, heavy duty gloves, face mask, Emergency light, flashlight, chemical lights…
Cash: At least $50 is recommended
Compass and maps , I have a messed up sense of direction so I don't think this would help me.
Survival stove and cook set, folding shovel, trash bags, spare batteries, duck tape
Charging kit, best would be the portable solar power bank. and some cards for entertainment
Just thinking of those listed items, I can already feel the heavy weight of my bug out bag
well another survivalist recommended condoms, lots of it, featherweight, ultracompact and durable, condoms (nonlubricated, please) can be used as a makeshift canteen to store water, a fire starter or as elastic bands for an improvised slingshot to hunt small game
Better to be prepared than sorry
Any other suggestions ?
8,597,407 current Covid-19 cases and soaring, pope endorsing same sex unions, messy US elections, wars, occupations, hurricanes, floods, fires, terrorisms, many psychos going nuts all over the world and many many more shites going on, the entire world is so f*cked up.
I've watched TWD up to Season 7, Outbreak, Virus and other end of the world movies , more than enough to educate me on how to be prepared for the apocalypse.
They say get out of the city as soon as you can, with collapsed economy and useless government, supermarkets and food suppliers will be looted, find a quiet place near some water source and with fertile lands so you can plant and become self reliant. I'm surrounded by desserts here, f*ck!!! closest source of water to me is the Dead Sea, too salty for the fish to survive so I guess, I won't be going anywhere else.
First sensible thing to do is hoard bottled waters and foods, canned, dehydrated foods , pulses , medicines, yes some Xanax would be handy, disinfectant, sterile wipes and lots of tissues ??? Good thing, I've started collecting some this.
A couple of days ago, I found myself submerging some carrots in the water, hoping to see some roots in the next few days or so. I'm planning to plant them in a big pot so I will at least have my own source of carrots when the supply finally runs out. I'm thinking maybe I can plant some potatoes in the big pots too ? I'm getting some herbs this weekend and some bok choy cabbage & tomatoes would be nice. I have a little place here with good access to sunlight so I think it's time to use it wisely.
I have yet to prepare a bug out bag. I was checking online on what essentials should be in my bug out bag and below are what they listed :
Water, Water treatment method: Such as a filter,water purification tabs, etc.
Tent or tarp or sleeping bag, survival food such as protein bars or MREs, some canned foods
matches stored in a water proof container, first aid kit
Self-defense weapon, have no firearms but I have pepperspray and some kitchen knives so I will be armed to the teeth. Hygiene kit, change of clothes, rain jacket, boots, paracord and ropes, heavy duty gloves, face mask, Emergency light, flashlight, chemical lights…
Cash: At least $50 is recommended
Compass and maps , I have a messed up sense of direction so I don't think this would help me.
Survival stove and cook set, folding shovel, trash bags, spare batteries, duck tape
Charging kit, best would be the portable solar power bank. and some cards for entertainment
Just thinking of those listed items, I can already feel the heavy weight of my bug out bag
well another survivalist recommended condoms, lots of it, featherweight, ultracompact and durable, condoms (nonlubricated, please) can be used as a makeshift canteen to store water, a fire starter or as elastic bands for an improvised slingshot to hunt small game
Better to be prepared than sorry
Any other suggestions ?
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