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Whoever shot the Kingsland, AR water tower is a good shot.

Looks like the silhouette of Johnny Cash has got to go!

This is getting more funny by the week...The numerous books released or soon to a book store near you...all in an attempt to ensure people are informed by what it really is like to serve the White house and President...
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KENOSHA, WI—Moments before reading the verdict, the twelve jurors in the trial of Kyle Rittenhouse asked if the defendant would please step outside and defend the courthouse.

“We, the jury will perform our constitutional duty and declare the verdict in this case,” said one sweating juror, “But we, the jury also don’t want to die.”

“Objection, your honor, Rittenhouse does not possess an AR-15 to defend the courthouse; I have the AR-15,” said the prosecutor, swinging the weapon wildly about as onlookers nervously ducked behind benches. “Besides, protestors are heroes, people of upstanding character, and victims.”

Judge Schroeder ruled the prosecutor a doofus and allowed Rittenhouse to disarm the blubbering liar, load his weapon, and position himself defensively on the steps of the courthouse while the verdict was read.

Witnesses claim even the prosecution team was relieved to know Kyle Rittenhouse was out there protecting them.

i don't know what it is...but maybe it's the idea of a woman role playing as a French maid and cleaning my house to perfection or is it something else that gets me thinking
how about a bit of spring cleaning

In an idyllic world conformity is priceless.

But wait a minute, really?

Meaning expressing your sentiments that's rather different isn't permitted?

Behold, we're now headed to an irreversible world, says the Master.

Being human, being an individual, being different will soon a thing of the past.

I hold my breath.

"In yet another warning against artificial intelligence, Elon Musk said that AI is likely to overtake humans in the next five years. He said that artificial intelligence will be vastly smarter than humans and would overtake the human race by 2025.Jul 29, 2020"

HE'S MY NEW HERO

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Kentucky Derby winner Rich Strike jockey Sonny Leon just turned down a White House invite saying "If I wanted to see a horses a** I would have come in second".

There is a definite art to writing a popular blog. Seek your audience. Politics and religion can only carry you so far. Find a topic that hits home and brings something to your blog that everyone can comment on. Menopause for example. Both men and woman are affected by this medical phenomenon/phenomena. Leave out opinion and state hard medical facts. You know, something that cannot be disputed. Then wait and see how quickly your blog grows...


How to write a catchy & popular blog.

An elderly man was eating breakfast at a truck stop when some bikers stormed in, obviously all revved up. They’d been riding all day, and now, thoroughly energized, it was time for them to have a little fun and engage in their favorite pastime: brawling.
The three bikers slowly approached the old man sitting alone in his booth. He was the perfect target; he had no one to defend him, and even if he tried to stand up for himself, the bikers were each at least twice his size.

The three thugs loomed over the man’s table and stared at him. They wanted to intimidate him as much as possible. The first biker put out a cigarette in the elderly man’s eggs and sat down next to him in his booth.

The next biker picked up a nearly full glass of milk the old man was drinking and put it to his lips. He spit directly in the man’s drink, and casually took a seat at a nearby table, smirking at what he had just done.

The third and final biker picked up the entire plate of food the old man was eating and dumped it onto the ground. He laughed loudly and then sat down directly across from the old man, who was now, understandably, looking worried.

The old man looked at each of the three thugs who just ruined his breakfast and gave a big sigh. There was no use in fighting with them. He didn’t want trouble, and so he silently paid for his breakfast and left the diner.

The bikers all grinned as they watched the old man slowly make his way out of the diner and walk slowly toward the parking lot. One of the them turned to the waitress and sneered, “I guess he’s not much of a man.” The other two erupted in laughter.

The waitress paused for a moment, looking out the window. Then, she replied, “He doesn’t seem like much of a driver, either. He just hit three motorcycles while backing out.” The bikers all sprang to their feet and watched in horror as the old man sped off while their three bikes were left in pieces!

Even with hand sanitizer...?




Some people can use any opportunity to flirt...